Forkheads - Terms of use 


By accessing “Forkheads” (hereinafter “we”, “us”, “our”, “Forkheads”, “”), you agree to be legally bound by the following terms. If you do not agree to be legally bound by all of the following terms then please do not access and/or use “Forkheads” i.e. GTFO. We may change these at any time and we’ll do our utmost in informing you ...maybe... though it would be prudent to review this regularly yourself as your continued usage of “Forkheads” after changes mean you agree to be legally bound by these terms as they are updated and/or amended.

You agree not to post any abusive, dirty, threatening, offensive or any other material that may violate any laws be it of your country, the country where “Forkheads” is hosted or International Law. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned, with notification of your Internet Service Provider if deemed required by us. The IP addrePFFFFFFFHHHH! Had you going there for a while, eh? Screw all that and welcome to Forkheads, land of the free and home of the brave! Please keep in mind, the following rules.

Universal Law#1: 1) No uploading and display of child porns(gb/2/derkastan), planning of terrorism (gb/2/derkastan), uploading malware (gb/2/shitty ads) and engaging in fraud(gb/2/Nigeria). Not our fault if the FUCKING PARTYVAN drops in on your ass. No exceptions.

Universal Law#2: No mass-spamming topic anywhere outside fuckall. You WILL get nega-dollars for your trouble, and your account may be vandalized.

Universal Law#3: Please post seriously on the serious board. Spamming it with half-thoughts and spam makes Uncle Hanzo sad. You wouldnt make uncle Hanzo sad... would you? (You monster, frisbee!).

The following laws are (loosely) enforced around here.

1) Signatures must not offend your grandmothers teeth, any signatures found in violation of this rule will be placed in front of a hot dog stand and put to work for 50 cents an hour.

2) Adbots may find themselves forcefully sexed during passing hour - do not worry, this is protocol.

3) Wild leopluradons will be found swimming around in general spam, if you value your near unbreakable virginity, do not feed the clouds.

4) No pissing on general serious board and on general no spam, pissing is only allowed in specified pissing zones, like your uncles treehouse.

5) People new to the introduction alley may find themself in contact with a catgirl of the insane variety, if this happens, IMMEDIATELY attempt to secure your ability to live, if you have difficulty in doing so, shoot back!.

6) Elderly users may find unexpected tornados around Tokyo University, your best precaution against these, is to expect them.

7) People with moral faggotry are expected to hide their crosses and other objects such as penises in their anal cavitys when being searched at FH airlines.

Please enjoy our lovely forum, if you find yourself unsatisfied with what we have to offer, kindly get fistfucked by a turtle.

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