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Alright, here's one for you. It's kind of like the worst dare you can get, outside of putting your hand in a blender or cutting off your balls with dull scissors. Today, I've done what is considered one of the worst ideas in all of cinema. I've watched one of the worst things to be broadcast on any sized screen. The Star Wars Holiday Special. Now, not only is this plain out BAD, all legitimate copies of the program were destroyed by George Lucas himself as he himself said that he wanted all traces of the show to be destroyed. Still today he fights to erase the memory. So any copy you can find came from someone taping it on its first and only showing. With tape. VHS or Beta. It's been digitized and distributed, so it's basically impossible to get rid of it completely. Like Trog, Troll 2 and Manos: Hands of Fate (all movies I've watched), it has the certain allure of being just so terrible! So I put the challenge to you. Find 1 hour, 47 minutes and 32 seconds of your time to devote to watching this movie and nothing else. I haven't the funds to to give FH$ should you beat this challenge, but you will have both enormous respect and be among the few who have withstood this, this... Atrocity. Honestly, I'm not a picky person and I thought that it couldn't be as bad as all that. While it has its moments, rarely, it really is that bad.

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Post Re: Star Wars Holiday Special
Here, let me help you with that.

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Post Re: Star Wars Holiday Special
On the topic of absolutely horrible holiday specials, I think Eight Crazy Nights has the Star Wars holiday special actually beat.

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Post Re: Star Wars Holiday Special
i still have not seen most of the star wars movies i really need to get around to that

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Post Re: Star Wars Holiday Special
That's even physically possible?

Actually, the movies kind of suck compared to the 2008 tv serie

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Post Re: Star Wars Holiday Special
i have seen the first one and thats all its weird

i do have a fairly decent grasp on the plot from the lego star wars game though

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Post Re: Star Wars Holiday Special
I.. have absolutely no experience on that, so I can't speak. I can recommand the 2008 series though. I can also insist to watch the NC review of Eight Crazy Nights rather than torturing yourself with the actual movie.

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