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Inspired by the happenings in my head.

List of lucid dreams.
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Insane battle on the streets of Neo-FH!
Yom goes to a Forkheadized School Club

Parpol witnesses immortality?
Parpol and Yom have an adventure!
Parpol gets blackmailed by a loli!
Parpol in a parallel universe!
Parpol meets a foxgirl.
Parpol faces eternity.
Parpol beholds the fall of an Empire.
Parpol's alternate universe childhood.
Parpol vs the Blue Zombies!

Yom dreams of playing games with the people on FH.
Parpol goes on vacation.

Remon has a short dream!

Super Loli Rescue Bros! Starring Parpol and Yom.
Yom is IN THE NAVY!!
One Loli Rescue Bro
Yomu is in Japan.

Remon awakens to a lucid dream!

Yom is a mercenary!

METEORITE HOMERUN!
And Joshbro's lucid dream.

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to get lucid dreams you must not fap much for a long ass while and stare at every girl you can without watchign porn then look at a few nude pics and go to sleep - you will have fucking dreams litterally.

how to get vivid dreams, ya know this one is hard to say, I guess getting fucked up in some way will help or maybe a lack of too much physical motion for a few days.

OK. now the main story, I have yet to give it a title but I have a feeling this will make one heck of a popular internet phenomenon if I ever get some people to help me animate it.

Chapter 1;


In an anime world I was a brown hair, tall, skinny boy, my hair always looks like I just got out of bed but the rest of me was clean and tidy.

I- I live in a mansion but it's not mine, see; my girlfriend and her family took me in when my parents died. A little about her; she is a slender babe with long orangeish hair, big soft blue eyes, nice hips and a round ass and moderate sized breasts with perky soft nipples... er, ok let me back up; *sigh* I am a pervert.. *sigh* ok there I said it, I feel sometimes it's best to clarify that before people think they are getting to know me..

Right so where was I oh yeah living at the mansion with my girlfriend and her family, it's sweet, though I've become very lazy with this lavish lifestyle but my girlfriend doesn't care, after my family died it bassically got me a free pass into anything I wanted in her life even her pants.

so, theres always a catch right? nah, life is pretty simple, her sister is a bit wierd but she hardly ever comes out of her lab which is secured so tightly that I'm pretty sure she wouldn't even notice a nueclear blast going off a foot away from the door. well, ok I suppose thats one catch and the fact that the little I do see of her sister is her sister trying to get my girlfirend to give me up and find some 'perfect specimin of the male form' as she puts it. I often wonder if her sister's request is some sort of attempt to lure in a muscle man so she can run tests on him, when she does talk to me she lets me know that I'm not worthwhile to attract her attention for her experiments, but thats as far as it goes, no real insults.

Oh, I haven't introduced everyone yet have I? Hi I'm Mark and my girlfriend is Izzy, well thats just short for Issabelle which is short for Issabella, her sister is Mary and what a fine disgrace to the name 'mary' that has ever been known in the history of the world, usually girls named mary are faithful puritains or saints, not mad scientists with no respect to anything including humanity or the laws of physics.

Issabelle's parents are rarely around which means we have the place to ourselves, the place is actually in the center of town among other rich estates piled wall to wall down the street. the streets are rather old fashioned made of cobblestone and the buildings of similar construction some closer to castles than anything else.

Oh well I guess now you have the scenery and cast figured out pretty well, onto the main bit.

So, why am I writing this? well lately there have been reports of some savage murders in the area, to tell the truth my parents were some of the victims, and I wanted to write something about how life was for a record so that in event of terrible cumstances happening again at least police wont think I did it.

right so how exactly did I escape murder? well, as you might be able to tell I don't care much for my family, they were always treating me like a slave and such and making me pay them back for all my living expenses, so I'm not too bothered by thier absence. Infact, as normal; I had run away from home the evening they were murdered. when I came back and saw police cars and yellow tape around the place I must admit I was a little shaken but after a talk with the counstables I managed to go inside and get my belongings. I may not have liked my parents but I was still shocked to find they went so horrifically. Few people in town got a closer look at the crime scene than I did, and now with the most recent murders I must admit I'm a bit freaked out, all the police who had investigated my house that day are on the list of dead now...

Well as you can see, due to my life so far I really have never been able to hope for much, life kinda shat on me except for my girlfriend, she's the only one I really care about now. As for nearly everything else? Meh..

Ok out of boring narrarator mode, it's time to wake up.

I awoke that morning as usual to find that my dreams about writing that bit I narrarated earlier again happened to be true, so I got up and saved the text file on my computer.

What? thats not normal for you? well for as long as I can remember what ever I do while I'm sleeping has always had some sort of recollection to what really went on. I guess it's a superpower, when I was a little kid I did't beleive it because I never could leave evidence behind but now being close to 23 years old I have had tons of practice and have learned how to move and touch things in my sleep-form oddly enough my body never moves from my bed though.

anywho so I spent the day hanging out with my girlfriend and fucking, that is until her sister caught me and suddenly took an interest in me with a needle. I tell you nothing is worse when you're fucking than a sudden unexplained piercing needle in the bum by a girl in a lab coat with a manic look on her face that seems to emulate her inner thoughts of world domination.

After exchanging vulgarities with Mary, I put my girlfriend to bed and slumpped back to my room as there wasn't room for 2 people on her bed and sometimes her parents would come home in the mid morning and I'd have to scramble to find pants and an excuse.

and so I layed down and fell asleep, and as usual went out like a light, then got dizzy then began to spin at my feet till I could feel my head going though walls, until I find myself outside somewhere, I begin to try and find a landmark to get back home, this was the usual first step, find my way home and leave a message on my computer then go play around in town. Infact this is the only time I would ever leave my girlfriend's house in the average day.

So there I was out and about in my etherreal form funning around in the night. when for once something was different, I felt this sorta ominous evil closing in on me and there were some voices in the distance then a scream, I flew to see what was going on, yes I can fly but not while I'm awake. The murderer had stuck again, but this time he hadn't left. I could only see a shadow as he ran away.

I went closer and inspected the freshly slain lady, there was something new, I had never seen a victim in my etherreal form before, there was a strange symbol glowing on her chest, she was dead as doornails though, I called out "hey miss are you here?" I had met a few ghosts in my time, but oddly enough with the recent murder streak not a single soul lingered anywhere. Usually theres a bunch of confused people who don't know what to do or where to go, but I didn't grasp the severity of the situation until I saw that mark on the torn up body.

a terrible thought started going through my head but I couldn't quite grasp it, maybe it was too terrible indeed for me to accept it. Well what else to do but go home and type this then wake up eh?

so the next morning I woke up and saved what I had typed that night but today would be a bit different, the lady who was killed was really important. Moreover her security guards didn't know how she had gotten dragged out of her bed in the middle of the night and over to our town some 5 miles away without thier cameras seeing anything.

that day, I couldn't help pondering it, Issabella could tell I wasn't my normal self "whats wrong mark? did you know her?" she said as I sat at the kitchen table watchign the news on a TV. "sorta" I replied while stirring my cereal in the bowl. she immediately got musshy on me "oh! I'm so sorry to hear that... I know you must be feeling terrible right now"

I must admit I was liking the attention but I was really baffled at what I had seen, but my thought process would be interrupted by Mary "whats the bum sad about now? that vitamin shot I gave you yesterday leave a scar? sheesh you could at least thank me for trying to care." I looked at her with perplexed eyes and she gave me a look like she never had before, if anything in my life could ever scare me it was that look there and then, the look in her eyes of some strange interest in me. "um yeah thanks" I said quickly trying not to be impolite. when a crazy girl is staring me down like I'm just her new science toy it pays to be polite.

she walks up swiftly and sticks me with a needle "then you wont mind if I take some blood samples I take it?" she says like being nice was all part of her plan for this moment.

she then rushes off back into her lab through a secret passage I never knew we had. which explains how she got in her sister's room the previous day, I should have know she had the house rigged.

well, after that the day was pretty uneventful, though I did get a nice massage from Izzy as a means to release the pain from the murder of someone I 'knew'. and of coarse we fucked. then after a nice full dinner I again went to bed. today was a friday so when my mind spun out of my body from my feet I knew there was a promise I needed to keep.

I found myself just outside town, fridays were a special day, the day that I get to visit my sister, who died when we were still young. To this day she still remains a little kid in form, I guess ghosts don't know how to grow up.

so I met her at the usual place, the swings at the playground, she stays there all day and plays with the other children, even though they don't know shes there she still has alot of fun. My sister's name is gloria and she doesn't want to 'leave' yet. she wants us all to 'leave' together.

"big bro you came!".

"of coarse I did, you don't expect me to forget about our day of the week do you?", she paused for a moment, I could tell something was bothering her. "what is it sis?"

"wheres mommy and daddy?, I saw thier graves.. but they never visited there or the house after they died.."

I sighed lightly "I'm sorry, I wish I knew, maybe they already passed on, maybe we both missed them.."

gloria began to cry "no! no! I wont beleive it, mommy would come to look for me right here! but she wasn't anywhere! she would have called for me!" despite how my parents were to me my mom had always treated gloria well which is why I was never too angry at them. "and now that rich lady.. she wasn't at her funeral either.. same as all the others that have died lately."

I was shocked, my sister had been keeping tabs on things, not as much of a child in mind as I had thought ahead of time. "I know, I saw she had a strange mark on her chest, I've never seen anything like it."

gloria looked like she might cry again "I did!, I saw it on mommy and daddy for the first 3 days after they died! then it was gone.."

after that we both sat silent for a minute then all her cares seemed to flow away "bro! don't you dare forget now! you need to push me!" I had almost forgotten, my sister couldn't move things like I could she couldn't interact in any other way than being there, if an object moved in her direction it would go through her unless she was on it. she couldn't touch or push or pull objects and children ran through her without knowing it.

and so the spooky swing of Undergrove elementary would swing at night every friday by-standers wouldn't see us.

back at home I again wrote in my digital diary and went to bed. but when I woke up something was different than usual. as my eyes were still foggy I could only see a blurred image until my body's sense let me feel the wieght sitting on top of me the blur of long orange hair split down the center and puffed at the ends, big glasses and a white lab coat. "Mary!!!?"

I tried to move to get up but she had me fastened down and tied up with belts. she grabbed me by the chin "hmm interesting, subject appears to be awake after the paranormal phenomenon has ended." she says into a tape recorder.

it was then I understood the full picture, damn right she had the house rigged, she must have noticed my opperations somehow! "how..?"

she stopped me with a finger over my lips "shhh.." "you're wondering how I caught on to you aren't you? well not only do I have cameras everywhere and noticed your keyboard was typing while you slept at the wee hours of the morning, but before that I had been hacking your computer recently to read what has been written."

she got off me and went towards the screen "pret -tty abnormal stuff you got here!" I got riled "No you just wait a minute thats my personal diary I..." she stopped me with one of her glares "if you don't want anyone to find out about this I suggest you keep quiet and hear me out"

I nodded and remained speachless, she continued "I've been monitoring you for some time actually, but only recently was I able to gain full interest in the issue when I tried to enhance you" she turned on the TV, "now lets see where you were last night"

*this is a special report, early this morning a late night worker caught this footage on his cellphone, it's at the Undergrove elementary playground, all we can see is a blue form of a man pushing a swing, invesitgaters are still contemplating the legitimacy of the issue but several other citizens have also made reports that this has been going on for years, only this time is the first time we can actually see someone pushing the swing, this begs the question, do ghosts exist? who are they and what do they want?*

my eyes went wide as I could see myself on the screen "mary! what have you done thats me and my sisters meeting place on fridays! now we can't go there any more!"

she smirks "not that you'll be going anywhere without being seen any more hehe I found special vitamins that can make you visible. I got you on my camera records as well, it's odd unlike other ghosts you're not dead, yet you can go through walls at some times yet at other times you can interact with anything the same way a human would, needless to say you have successfully caught my interest and I want to know more" she finished that sentence with one of her world dominator looks which scare the heck out of me.

"so what do you want?" I ask. "oh nothing see, I wont trust anything you tell me, I'm a scientist I need to conduct my own research on the topic, plus from what you've written so far I can tell you don't have a clue." I was left speechless again, she was right, I had no idea what my powers were, or to what extents I could use them, or any of what was going on in town these days. I would need to trust in her abilities to figure it out "Mary..."

"yes?" she asked.

"thanks"

she smiled the first nice smile I've ever seen her have "finally we are on a good page" and with that she left. It was nice having someone of her wits in on the whole situation, from then on she would meet me in my room when I fell asleep to take samples and run tests. she began teaching me excercises which would allow me to become invisible agian for next friday. she even developed a tracking device and a method to control my spawn point so I'd be in-doors.

it was wednesday this time, not a week since the last murder and this time it was another rich person. my parents hadn't been rich niether had a few of the victims so I couldn't understand why the majority were rich folk and why anyone would do this.

marry had been keeping me in on purpose "so you're not the killer, I hate to ask this, but seeing as we are on better terms now, what can you tell me if anything about the murders?"

it was a rough question, she was right I felt like I didn't know anything, then the words just came out "a strange symbol on thier chests, I can only see it when I'm asleep, I've only seen it once, on the last victim, but my sister said she saw it on our parents and it stayed for 3 days then faded."

"I take it your sister is a ghost also, very well then you said you saw the last victim, surely you spoke to her ghost? what could she tell you?" said marry writing this stuff down on a note pad.

"no she... must have passed-on before I arrived, I didn't see here there, come to think of it my sister said somehting about that too, she said none of the victims showed up at thier funerals, Oh I did narrowly see the killer but he was just a shadow at the time and got away before I could see him clearly"

Mary went from a smile to a frown "you saw the killer!!?, not good, from what you've told me so far something strange is going on and if you saw him, he probably saw you!"

"how can you jump to conclusions like that?" mary got snotty with me "thats what scientists need to do to stay ahead of the game! we need to think the most wild and dangerous thoughts and then figure out later if they are true!" I thought to myself how dumb I had been, even all this time I restrained myself from thinking too drastically about any of this.

"either way we need to put you under lock and key from now on. and we can't make it seem suspicious or like we know anything, now that you viewed 2 crime scenes he'll probably want you dead. I'll keep my survielance equipment on full alert." she said.

then as usual she went back to her lab through a secret door. I got up and went towards the kitchen for breakfast as usual. I was stopped by a voice. "hey.." it was izzy "it's you.. isn't it..? you visit me when I sleep sometimes, ever since I was a kid, you visit me randomly.." I was shocked and couldn't think of what to say next, but she continued "I have always been able to see you, somewhat.. I was the one who told Mary.. I.. in recent events I was scared for you, please! please don't go out at night!"

I turned around and held her "don't worry.. I will only go out one more time to get my sister." she sniffled against me.

I went out that night after she fell asleep. I went to the playground even though it was the wrong night even after all the commotion there, I went, boy was that ever the wrong idea..

my sister wasn't there she was only there friday nights I would come to find out other nights she slept behind the altar at the church.

it's what was there that was the problem, a dark figure stood at the swings sniffing the chains, as soon as I saw it I was going to turn and run but it called out "son... please.."

I tried to hide "you can't hide I can sense you, lucky for you 'it' can't sense you like I can. I'm your mother." I was about to come out and go talk to her but then I remembered Mary's words about thinking and my promise to Izzy. I tried to make myself as invisible as I could and moved to a different location where I could get a good view. It was then I saw it, the dark form rushed towards where I had been hiding previously as if like a movie tape set to fast forwards and stabbed right through the barrier with some sort of knife then let out a terrible screech. "hmmm I can't seem to kill you.., this is not normal.. you're here I know it.. why wont you come say hello to your dear mother?" it taunted, what ever it was it wasn;t my mother.

it was then I backed away and started thinking where to go, I couldn't go back home or he might follow me. but I needed some place safe, and so I ended up running to the church thinking 'sanctuary', no quicker had I gotten in the church than the being came down the street and stopped in front of the doors.

suddenly the end of the knife came right through the crack of the doors but was then repelled by the emblem of a golden cross "thank heavens the stories of sanctuary were true"

"brother?" I turned around it was gloria "brother why are you here?"

I gulpped "sis it's after us! don't go to the playground, don't leave the church ok?"

she nodded "what is it? did you see it? did it kill mommy?"

I felt different from ever before as I jumped to a conclusion "I can probably say 'yes', and it will kill us if we don't stay safe, somehow I need to get back home to check on things, but sorry.. I dind't see it clearly I still don't know what 'it' is"

Just then I hear a familiar voice "Recall, Recall to spawn point!!"

suddenly I was back infront of mary in my room "you encountered it didn't you? after I told you that you need to stay under lock and key? it's right outside the chruch now huh?, well I think your sister should be safe there"

I nodded, and she gave me a look over "at least you aren't harmed but we should probably wake you up now before what ever it is can sense your presence" she pushed me back into my sleeping body and I woke up.

"very well, seeing as you defied orders what can you tell me about it?" asked mary with a rather displeased look on her face. "umm it moves.. fast like as if it's skipping frames in a video. and it has a knife that can cut anything" I said cautiously.

Mary tapped her foot and then walked circles around the room. "very odd.. I was hoping it would be some mythical beast, I've been studying them lately in hopes what ever we found out would shed some light on how to defeat it. I still can draw no conclusions about why it's killing either"

"also" I said "mary, it tried to claim to be my mother, it wanted to trick me into coming out in the open."

she smirked "did it now? didn't it know you were at odds with your parents? hmm seems it doesn't know much about you, thats good and odd at the same time, I've been reviewing the cases, it seemed to know alot about each victim to plan the attacks the way it did."

she then grabbed the spawn point device and grabbed me by the arm, this would be the first time an outside ever entered her lab.

end of chapter 1, sorry for all the spelling and grammar errors I'm quite sleepy while writing this, gosh I even elaborate on it and didn't tell the full story. looks like this will be multiple chapters.

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Tl;dr

I'm not sure how to induce lucid dreaming, as when I dream It is usually lucid and almost realistic. Like the time when I dreamed that I was shot in the head, I could tell elaborate the details on it, what angle, entry point and exit point, how I felt, how I fell... Stuff like that.

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The only way I've heard of inducing it is the WILD method. I think Yom just lets them happen when they happen.

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1: Set the alarm at 4 am.
2: Think about lolis.
3: Fall asleep.
4: ??????
5: profit.

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last night and part of this morning I had a dream where I was on a trip/vacation.

it was a several day vacation, and I had several dreams within the dream.

at the end of the dream I was in a bedroom/hotel room when I saw a police officer climbing outside the windows, so I helped him climb by sticking out handles from the windows., then he turned the corner and said to open the window and so I did, I though he wanted to come in, but instead he said I should come out and see what was on the roof, he explained to me there was a mythical creature around there that people call a terrible nuisance, if you leave out soft sweets on pegs they come and half eat them then leave the rest.

So I came out and me and the police officer took the trap from the roof to the ground level and there was a small pink feathered girl trapped inside, the police officer was all perving out and started proclaiming she was gonna be his, he asked her her name and she said she didn't have a name.

he went inside the building and I stayed talking to her, I asked If I let you out, how can I trust that you wont just fly away? she said it was a good question and she doesn't know. I started to see a pattern in her responses, and I knew when I saw her that I had hear her name in a dream in a dream before, so I said "I had a dream a couple nights ago where I heard your name" then I let her out. she stayed, she was curious to know what I heard, I said "your name is sacred doughnut", she was impressed, that was indeed her name. she said "ok I'll stay with you, but not him, you and me will be partners."

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I didn't even realize so many of the stories were by me, lol. I've forgotten most of them

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OMG I TOtALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT< please merge the threads respectfully.

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I dreamed I was a teacher in 2D world. There were cute little grade schoolers and we were all going innawoods to draw stuff. I helped them find good spots, answered questions about plants and bugs. As night fell, the class set up camp on a plateau with a marvelous view of the night sky. It was unlike anything I ever saw. As I sat on the hill and watched the stars, I noticed something out of the ordinary - a light, growing bigger and bigger. It was a meteorite! The alert was sounded and the kids began to evacuate with the other teachers. I stayed back to make sure they had all gotten away safely. As the meteorite approached, I calculated that the buses wouldn't be able to escape the impact crater - that's how huge it was. So, I picked up a baseball bat from one of the empty tents, clambered up a small hill, and prepared to give the thing a home run to Yuggoth. As it closed in, I swung... and hit it with enough force to smash it back into space. The shockwave hit me and... I fell out of bed.

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