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Post Beako hacked my space shooter
here's how it went down. (comic of this MUST be made)

Beako hacks the computer of someone making a lolicon game "HAHAHA now all their graphics will be invisible! Take that lolicon!" A shadow falls on beako and she feels frozen with fear
booming voice "BEAKO HOW DARE J00 HAXOR MAH G00D E3553X GRAPHIX!" beako turns around an angel stands before her
"Uh... I had no idea .. uh er.. I... I didn't know it was a game being made by an angel! I'll just go"
"J00R N07 60!N6 4N!W4R, FIX IT!"
"no.."
"THEN j00 MUST PAY TEH PENALT33!"
angel draws a massive fucking flaming sword and Beako becomes trapped by light shackles
beako "AHHHH NOOO PLEASE NO it was just a joke seriously!"
Angel "THERE IS NO TURNIGN BAK NAO!"
angel swings his sword in a quick slash
Beako closes her eyes...... "wait a mintue.. I can still think.. so I'm not dead.. but why is it suddenly so breasy?"
*beako opens her eyes "WAAAAAA!!!? MY CLOTHES, BUT THAT MEANS I'M... a naked loli! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Angel "W33R N07 DUN Y37" zip flop
Beako "Oh holy cock! that things huge! Listen... I .. cannot be loli con, so.. like don't sex me pretty please?"
Angel "7H3R !Z N0 F0RK!VN355 F0R TEH UNREPENTANT"
Beako "Well screw you! I'm a biter! I'll never suck it!"
Angel: "TH3R AR3 O7H3R H0135"
Poke Push
Beako "What?! it'll never fit in my Pussy!!!"
SLIDE......
Beako "AH OH NO DAMN I'm A FULL ON LOLICON!"
Angel "W33R N07 DUN Y37"
Pump, pump, pump, pump
Beako "You could never make me like it! not in a million years!"
PUMPUMPUMPUPUMPUMPUMPUPUMPUMPUMPUMP
beako "OH GOD I"M... NO I need to Hold It! AHHHHHHH I'm CUMING!!!!!"
Angel "YUR N07 T3H 0N14Y 0N3 "
SPUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRTTT
beako " OH FUCK I'm a lolicon being filled all the way!"

Later

Angel: "F!X !7"
Beako: "uh... mm.. mm.. sorry but you'll just have to keep punishing me, I'll never fix it!"

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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.

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