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Author: | joshex [ Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:26 am ] |
Post subject: | Beako hacked my space shooter |
here's how it went down. (comic of this MUST be made) Beako hacks the computer of someone making a lolicon game "HAHAHA now all their graphics will be invisible! Take that lolicon!" A shadow falls on beako and she feels frozen with fear booming voice "BEAKO HOW DARE J00 HAXOR MAH G00D E3553X GRAPHIX!" beako turns around an angel stands before her "Uh... I had no idea .. uh er.. I... I didn't know it was a game being made by an angel! I'll just go" "J00R N07 60!N6 4N!W4R, FIX IT!" "no.." "THEN j00 MUST PAY TEH PENALT33!" angel draws a massive fucking flaming sword and Beako becomes trapped by light shackles beako "AHHHH NOOO PLEASE NO it was just a joke seriously!" Angel "THERE IS NO TURNIGN BAK NAO!" angel swings his sword in a quick slash Beako closes her eyes...... "wait a mintue.. I can still think.. so I'm not dead.. but why is it suddenly so breasy?" *beako opens her eyes "WAAAAAA!!!? MY CLOTHES, BUT THAT MEANS I'M... a naked loli! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Angel "W33R N07 DUN Y37" zip flop Beako "Oh holy cock! that things huge! Listen... I .. cannot be loli con, so.. like don't sex me pretty please?" Angel "7H3R !Z N0 F0RK!VN355 F0R TEH UNREPENTANT" Beako "Well screw you! I'm a biter! I'll never suck it!" Angel: "TH3R AR3 O7H3R H0135" Poke Push Beako "What?! it'll never fit in my Pussy!!!" SLIDE...... Beako "AH OH NO DAMN I'm A FULL ON LOLICON!" Angel "W33R N07 DUN Y37" Pump, pump, pump, pump Beako "You could never make me like it! not in a million years!" PUMPUMPUMPUPUMPUMPUMPUPUMPUMPUMPUMP beako "OH GOD I"M... NO I need to Hold It! AHHHHHHH I'm CUMING!!!!!" Angel "YUR N07 T3H 0N14Y 0N3 " SPUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRTTT beako " OH FUCK I'm a lolicon being filled all the way!" Later Angel: "F!X !7" Beako: "uh... mm.. mm.. sorry but you'll just have to keep punishing me, I'll never fix it!" |
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