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Ragnano
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I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
So, introduction post. I hate doing these, but might as well go through with it. Ahem. My name's Ragnano, I'm 21, male, erm... Ok, I can't think of anything else. Did I already mention I hate doing introduction posts?
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Pantsman
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Welcome to forkheads! Are you here on business or pleasure?
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Ragnano
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Both :3 :3 LOOK UPON THE FACE OF EVIL AND PERISH Erm, so yeah, definitely both
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Rem
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
This is my compulsory "fuck you".
Fuck you.
Bye.
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Parpol
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
And I love you.
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Odin Anarki
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
I feel so indifferent toward you I can't even be bothered to finish this po
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Pantsman
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Headfuck The Wise! wrote: I feel so indifferent toward you I can't even be bothered to finish this po Candlejack you fucktard! He didn't say candl
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Parpol
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Heh. This reminds me of the time I raped that little (This user was seized by the federal bureau of investigation.)
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Pantsman
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Newpurple wrote: Heh. This reminds me of the time I raped that little (This user was seized by the federal bureau of investigation.) ... This time, it's personal.
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Topkek
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Newpurple wrote: Heh. This reminds me of the time I raped that little (This user was seized by the federal bureau of investigation.) NSA confirmed for watching Forkheads.
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fluffy
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Oddly the National Security Agency sounds like it's supposed to protect American citizens; in fact they conduct espionage and psychological operations against American citizens as well as data collection/profiling. Every American citizen has a profile in the NSA's database. The Central Intelligence Agency sounds like it's supposed to collect intelligence on things happening in America; in fact they collect information only on international targets and conduct more espionage and psychological operations than any other American federal agency (at least any agency that's been publicly acknowledged). The largest source of espionage against the American people and the biggest threat to national security is the Mossad, Israel's intelligence organization. Compared to the constant looming threat of them a lone loliphile is unimportant. The Federal Bureau of Investigation has only a few departments that actively search out criminals, one such department deals with not isolated instances of child victimization but instead massive, inter-state child victimization rings and organized groups committing such crimes. The lone statement would not be enough for "probable cause" but in conjunction with previous statements may lead to a "factual basis" that can be pieced together forming the account of an actual named crime. Even too involved a conversation of the fake or realistic appearance of drawn images of children can be used as the basis for a search warrant. If Newpurple was apprehended the search and seizure of evidence, interrogation and following arrest would be conducted by local authorities; probably county or city depending on jurisdiction. In some instances (such as military) the jurisdiction would include federal level and be processed by either the Criminal Investigation Division and the Uniform Code of Military Justice (title 10 of the U.S. Code) or in some instances fall under the horror of something known as "Separate Sovereigns." Separate Sovereigns means that two sets of laws apply and the individual can be charged, convicted and sentenced twice. This is not double jeopardy and is perfectly legal. This is (luckily) very rare and the outcome in one court is considered sufficient "justice." Remember the golden rule: silence. Disclosing your encryption key is giving testimony against yourself and you are constitutionally protected from being made to do so. In these matters the burden of proof is on you due to public opinion. Do not look like a criminal‼
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Orange Juice Jones
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
I WILL RIP YOUR ASSHOLE OUT OF THREE TIMEZONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wammy
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Are you circumcised?
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LordofFlames
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Hmm..... I got nothing. <.< Welcome n shit!
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Parpol
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Re: I can't come up with a creative topic name. Shit.
Wammy wrote: Are you circumcised? only jews and americans get circumcised, so if he's either, then probably.
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