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JasonVaughan
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Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
im a 20 year old dude i played football in high school and umm.... is that all? i spend hours on a computer now and i have a constant need for...how shall i say it.... "fun". Oh i also dint enjoy introductions because of how sad i really am in real life.....yaaaaaay (jk)
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Pantsman
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
Welcome to forkheads! What kind of fun do you like?
Also, are footballs indestructible?
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JasonVaughan
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
i like fun with girls and buns and yes. unless a girl with iron buttcheeks sits on it... dont think about it too hard
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
alright you got me. they are indeed indestructible. not even an insane cat girl could kill it
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
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JasonVaughan
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
not too sure on that one. the referees might need an instant replay in the field
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
You should definitely try this next time you play.
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
I have touhou soccer sitting in my downloads folder, waiting to be played...
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
I wonder who asked him "kindly"....
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
I can't understand not liking to introduce yourself. I'm infatuated with the very idea of me. It's a struggle to follow my shrink's advice and act humble when I first introduce myself (or certain sentient parts of me). I'm eating found candy. Delicious as fuck, yo. I need to post that somewhere else.
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
YomToxic wrote: I wonder who asked him "kindly".... Was it me? I really hope it was me.
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Re: Well i guess i was asked "kindly" so here it goes...
It was you. Or a part of you. The hunt is now on for which part of you did it. Was it your left patella? Was it your abdominal external oblique muscle? Was it one or more of your Islets of Langerhans? Find out next time on As The Forkheads Turn.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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