omfgalib wrote:
hopefully someone can give me a good welcome?
Listen here you little shit—nice, nice, got to remember to be nice—I hope you fall down a flight of stairs and get raped by chickens.
(Nice, nice, channel my inner nice thing.)
So, uh, these here be forums, arr. Um, uh, and you have to talk an' shit using words with bits of grammar and punctuation (all three are highly optional) and also read the same (also optional). We also got AJAX chat and like seven Skype groups that are dead as fuck and I also accidentally the whole Skype so even though it says I'm there I am so fucking not.
omfgalib wrote:
I'm more of a tumblr user
Your spleen will nourish my vegetables and putrefy my herbs you poisonous sack of filth! (Nice, was that nice? It's like nice, since it means his spleen must contain nutrients and also function correctly.) You have already lost favor with me and must earn your respect back by degrading yourself before me.
omfgalib wrote:
but it's filled with "social justice" people who think they're wolves and pinecone kin on the inside ... so yeah... I'm looking for something slightly more amusing.
I guess that's a half OK kind of thing to think… at least you're not one of those "accept everything because you might offend some lame fuck loser" person-like meat popsicles. If I prick your finger, do you not bleed?
Did this person die?
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