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The insane cat girl is my neighbor. She has a nuke and wanted me to join this site. So here I am.


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Welcome to forkheads!

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Should I even expect anything better from the trash that washes up here? Hi. Now get genital warts in the hopes that it'll keep you warm while you're left on the proverbial doorsteps of our glorious empire since you seem to suck.

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Well someone has sandy orifices.

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Sandy's orifices. Two ears, two nostrils, two eyes, one mouth. Others not pictured available upon request.

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NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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WHAT KIND OF FUCKING FUCKNIPPLE FUCKWAD FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT OF A FUCKING FUCKTARD ARE YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCKHEADED FUCKING SHITFACED DICKHEAD. I SHOULD FUCKING FUCK YOU UP LIKE BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU LIKE FUCKING KILL YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING RETARD0-FUCK DIPSHIT PEICE OF SHIT FUCKING LIFE IN THE MOST GRUESOME FUCKING PAINFUL FUCKED UP SORTS OF FUCKING WAYS YOU FUCKING PEICE OF FUCKSHIT CUNTWAD NIGGER!

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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WHAT KIND OF FUCKING FUCKNIPPLE FUCKWAD FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT OF A FUCKING FUCKTARD ARE YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCKHEADED FUCKING SHITFACED DICKHEAD. I SHOULD FUCKING FUCK YOU UP LIKE BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU LIKE FUCKING KILL YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING RETARD0-FUCK DIPSHIT PEICE OF SHIT FUCKING LIFE IN THE MOST GRUESOME FUCKING PAINFUL FUCKED UP SORTS OF FUCKING WAYS YOU FUCKING PEICE OF FUCKSHIT CUNTWAD NIGGER!


Now he's never coming back.

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Good.

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NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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Oh mai, fluffy

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So very sandy.

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I should be asleep right now. I have an arn to nap before I have to get unnaked and pick up my soon to be ex-wife because my car needs an alternator and the way she drives she'll never own a car with good brakes, followed by a five arn shift at Sobway™ only after which will I get my first decent chunk of sleep which—after I spend some time on Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)—will total a whopping five arns before a nine arn shift in a machine shop. The last time I slept well was Saturn's day night/Sun's day eve. I won't sleep again until Thor's day evening, another five arns, lasting me until Frigga's day afternoon. My week will then repeat itself Groundhog's week style until I die (I'm immortal) or I no longer have to work myself to death just to make ends meet.

All that aside, I'm only giving the noob a hard time because it's tradition and one in which I believe. If they didn't read other introductions or anything else in the forum at all, or don't stick around long enough to realize I'm bullshitting, then I honestly think we might be better off. Some of our most active new members of the last few months got this kind of welcome and look at where we are.

For those of you still trying to figure me out, I'm actually a pretty alright guy and tend to be too relaxed to let anything get to me. Mind you I explained that in my fucking introduction you gritless shithole of a noob. Where did you even learn to introduce yourself? Prison? "Hi mah name is Ted and I didn't read the squares."

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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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And I'm only giving YOU a hard time because I feel like it. Your point?

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I-it's not like we care or anything... b-baka!

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I never have a point. Sometimes I talk too much. See: my fucking signature.

*moufs on tsun-tsun Parpol's succulent rank icon*

Also, try harder. (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!)

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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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What a fucking waste of one post that piece of shit I am glad he is gone

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