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Hello there. I`m new here. (No shit dude.)
I have no idea what this place is for, but I can tell it is something I haven`t seen for awhile.
Judging by the last 10 minutes of browsing the site, I`m at home.
I`m leaving this here, because there`s a ghost beside me that has shat it`s pants twice waiting on a line to rape my ass.

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Well. You're here now. Let's see how long that lasts. Good job making an introduction post before asking for "access to the goods" which is probably what brought you here.

Read the rules, lurk, don't get offended when people say shit that offends you. Instead, chill your shit and think about it because if you're offended you're probably fucking wrong and need to shut up and listen.

I'm fluffy and I've approved the pardon for anybody that kills you.

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access to the "goods"... I not quite sure what to say to that.

Anyway, I think I can blend in (If that is even possible) and not to get offended... Got it, not going to be an asswipe and whine about every single thing that might or might not annoy me.

And Fluffy... I`m pretty much dead inside already, so don`t bother.

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I've heard that before.

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Oh! By any chance. The "Goods" you mentioned, you mean the button on the top that says "FUN!"?

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Yes.

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I like this guy. Also he's from finland.

Lol, my sister was fighting with some girl on the phone the other day, and I happened to overhear what she said. It's fucking hillarious.
She was like

"Well you're the one who's been spreading rumors about me! You said that I'm using drugs, and that I'm a whore. And you said that I'm from finland..."
fucking "you said that I'm from finland" made me laugh so hard.

Oh, by the way. ./General Spam is not as spammy as you might think. Most of our normal posts are there.

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Parpol wrote:
"you said that I'm from finland"


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Exactly the same happens in this side of the border. Hah!

Finland and Sweden have been brothers for a long time and have solidarity and sibling rivalry between them.

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Parpol wrote:
Oh, by the way. ./General Spam is not as spammy as you might think. Most of our normal posts are there.


I wonder if I should change that..... nah, I'm too lazy....

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This bears the distinct stench of Depression and a cultural sub-group I haven't seen in a decade.

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That is oddly specific...

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E-virus.

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They say it exists in the far unexplored reaches of the universe. North Europe, South America - these unknown lands are still home to long-forgotten things. Its like Gensokyo but with cultures instead of things.

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Zweihart wrote:
This bears the distinct stench of Depression and a cultural sub-group I haven't seen in a decade.

Well I can`t say that you are wrong, because it is very very dark in here at the winter, and that would bring depression. It actually is the main reason why there is somewhat high number of suicide victims in Finland. I`m pretty sure I`m somewhat different than the "normal" Finnish people that inhabit these light forsaken lands.
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They say it exists in the far unexplored reaches of the universe. North Europe, South America - these unknown lands are still home to long-forgotten things. Its like Gensokyo but with cultures instead of things.

As a being of questionable intelligence, I think you are right.

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