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Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:29 am ]
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BABY SEAL DEMANDS YOU PURCHASE HIM A PLANE TICKET TO CANADA SO HE CAN VISIT THIS GUY'S STORE!!!
http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/2644.html

Author:  Hammm [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:31 am ]
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Oh yeah, it's a beautiful store. Same with The Friendly Stranger :P

You really ought to come down here; it's beautiful. First weekend of May? Marijuana March :)

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:34 am ]
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Heh heh, "Klacid DAMNIT!!!!"...that's cute. :P


Awwww, the rave song in the background doesn't loop, YOU LIED TO ME DAMNIT!



Anyways, once I get enough money I'm definitely making a pot pilgrimage. First stop will be this town in mexico my friend is from (I'm about 80% certain this dude's illegal...but he gets great pot for cheap prices, so I don't care). From there it's up to Canada then over to Amsterdam.

Author:  Hammm [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:40 am ]
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Tell me when you're stopping by Toronto :P

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:47 am ]
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But yeah, this guy Marc Emery...he's my patron saint. Saw/heard about him on the Nat Geo special: Marijuana Nation. It showed his shop (gotta love the big canadian flag over the door with a pot leaf instead of a maple leaf). Everything a smoker needs on the first floor, a smoker's lounge on the second floor, and a smoker's internet cafe in the basement.

And the part where he took the Nat Geo crew to the fucking plantation that is one of Canada's 3 biggest government sanctioned indoor pot farms. Oh god...I rewound that part over and over again...the plants were just so......so beautiful........they should have sent a fucking poet!

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:47 am ]
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Oh and I'll definitely hit you up, smoke that fatty wit da bong all night long. :jont

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:03 am ]
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Ooops! Almost missed an anti-pot commercial! *takes a hit*

Oh, and my favorite is the newest one. Shows a bunch of smiling teenagers, each with one line...such as:
"I made my mother cry!"
"I stole money from my little sister!"
"I ditched my friends at the party and let them find their own ride home!"
"I let people draw on me!"

In short, every last one of the things they mentioned are things that happen when you get shit-faced drunk...or you're addicted to crack, in the case of robbing your little sister.

Potheads always travel in packs because, for the most part, they're shunned by the booze-only people. As such they're never ditching friends at parties because the only reason they'd leave a party is "Hey, John's parents aren't home and he just said he bought a heffer!". Potheads don't make their mothers cry...unless their mothers were in comas during the 60's and 70's. If a pothead passes out, chances are all the people they're smoking with will soon follow. Only drunks pass out way too early in the night...early enough for other drunken asswipes to draw dicks all over their faces (as a side note, this one was my favorite in the commercial because as the kid's saying "I let people draw all over me" he's laying on a couch and there's a bunch of red plastic cups on the floor...showing that he was drinking. But let's not attack 15 year olds for drinking, let's make sure they don't smoke pot damnit!) And as I said: potheads don't rob their little sisters...crackheads do.

Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:59 am ]
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Dark Jester wrote:
Ooops! Almost missed an anti-pot commercial! *takes a hit*

Oh, and my favorite is the newest one. Shows a bunch of smiling teenagers, each with one line...such as:
"I made my mother cry!"
"I stole money from my little sister!"
"I ditched my friends at the party and let them find their own ride home!"
"I let people draw on me!"

In short, every last one of the things they mentioned are things that happen when you get shit-faced drunk...or you're addicted to crack, in the case of robbing your little sister.

Potheads always travel in packs because, for the most part, they're shunned by the booze-only people. As such they're never ditching friends at parties because the only reason they'd leave a party is "Hey, John's parents aren't home and he just said he bought a heffer!". Potheads don't make their mothers cry...unless their mothers were in comas during the 60's and 70's. If a pothead passes out, chances are all the people they're smoking with will soon follow. Only drunks pass out way too early in the night...early enough for other drunken asswipes to draw dicks all over their faces (as a side note, this one was my favorite in the commercial because as the kid's saying "I let people draw all over me" he's laying on a couch and there's a bunch of red plastic cups on the floor...showing that he was drinking. But let's not attack 15 year olds for drinking, let's make sure they don't smoke pot damnit!) And as I said: potheads don't rob their little sisters...crackheads do.


I smoked pot. Does this make me a pothead?

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:04 am ]
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Depends on what you mean by "smoked". If you've smoked for years, then yes. If you were somewhere and happened to get in on a joint, then no..................................unless you really enjoyed it.

Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:21 am ]
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Okay then.

Author:  demon881 [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:09 pm ]
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*bows down*
That man is secound only to god himself.

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:07 pm ]
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I went out on the devils back bone to smoke with Heather... good times, good times...

Author:  yellowrock [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:58 pm ]
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how many of the devils things get turned into rock formations and shit?

jesus

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:59 pm ]
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It's actually an old trail so named because it was dangerous... now it's just a windey road great for smokin on. Stars were never so interesting before...

Author:  demon881 [ Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:04 pm ]
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stars or breasts?
lol

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