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As mentioned in my Hammm topic, here is your PSA:

Gold Bond Medicative Powder, when put on your nuts, feels amazing. I shall describe it to you as it was described to me by a very high Eamon Duede (Bet you can't pronounce his name :P) :
"Imagine yourself in a cozy log cabin on top of a beautiful, snow-covered mountain. You just get out of a hot, steaming shower with not but a towel around your waist. You step out the front door onto the deck, looking out across the breathtaking view of the sun rising up behind the misty tops of neighboring mountains. You take a deep breath, basking in the brisk mountain air, then you rip off your towel, stand spread-eagle, and let a cool mountain breeze caress and fondle your balls."

And that's EXACTLY what Gold Bond feels like when put on your nuts.

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