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Haz
Mother Fucker
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Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:18 pm |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I TRIPPED OVER TODAY
ON A NUKE THAT EXPLODED IN MY FACE
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Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:27 pm |
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cluelessfurball
Expert Cumsniffer
Posts: 4786 |
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Cash on hand: 75,561.50
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I WAS RAPED TODAY
AND MY MOTHER FUCKING ANUS TRANSFORMED INTO A ROBOT AFTERWARD
_________________ "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -George Orwell
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Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:21 pm |
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yellowrock
Level 16
Posts: 1622 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:19 am |
Cash on hand: 5.00
Location: Rolla, Missouri, USA |
Group: Oldies |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I DROPPED SOMETHING ON MY FOOT....ummm...and it exploded?
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Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:50 am |
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yellowrock
Level 16
Posts: 1622 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:19 am |
Cash on hand: 5.00
Location: Rolla, Missouri, USA |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I MADE A PYRAMID WITH PEPSI CANS!!!!!! AND IT GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY AN EXPLOSION
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:42 pm |
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cluelessfurball
Expert Cumsniffer
Posts: 4786 |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I fixed my computer today and then it grew legs, walked outside and started raping this random lady.
_________________ "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -George Orwell
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:32 pm |
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EmoVan
Sick Fuck
Posts: 1799 |
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:49 am |
Cash on hand: 409.50
Bank: 20,598.00
Location: Between sanity and madness |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
MY DOG LICKED MY HAND....... AND THE MOTHERFUCKER MELTED INTO A POOL OF BLOOD AND BODILY FLUIDS!!!!!!
_________________ That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:03 am |
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yellowrock
Level 16
Posts: 1622 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:19 am |
Cash on hand: 5.00
Location: Rolla, Missouri, USA |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I'M DOWNLOADING MAYA, SO I CAN MAKE 3D EXPLOSIONS!!!! FUCK YEAH
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:36 pm |
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30kbpm
Level 1
Posts: 143 |
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:47 pm |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I TOOK A PISS
BUT IT WASN'T PISS, IT WAS FIRE! MY DICK SHOOTS FIYAAAAH
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:50 pm |
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EmoVan
Sick Fuck
Posts: 1799 |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I TOOK A SHIT...... AND I SHAT A FUCKING A-BOMB AND MY MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM EXPLODED!
_________________ That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:29 am |
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SexyLilSeaOtter
Level 7
Posts: 709 |
Joined: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:25 pm |
Cash on hand: 92,072.50
Location: Seattle,WA |
Group: Special Access |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
SEEKING! FUCK YEAH!
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:06 pm |
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mangaman
Level 1
Posts: 278 |
Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:31 pm |
Cash on hand: 5,555.50
Location: Matrioshka Brain on Mercury |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I WAS DOWNLOADING MUSIC AND I GOT A VIRUS THAT DESTROYED THE INTERNETs!!!!
_________________ Y0u've a11 g0ne ins@ane @nd 1'm just laughing at y0u
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Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:44 pm |
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yellowrock
Level 16
Posts: 1622 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:19 am |
Cash on hand: 5.00
Location: Rolla, Missouri, USA |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT THE MAKERS OF BATTLEFIELD HEROES FUCKED OVER ALL THE BETA TESTERS!!!! FUCK....NOOOOOOOO
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Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:52 am |
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EmoVan
Sick Fuck
Posts: 1799 |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING WORLD-WIDE RECESSION! FUCK NO!
_________________ That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
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Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:32 am |
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Zared Sabretooth
Level 3
Posts: 424 |
Joined: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:21 pm |
Cash on hand: 1,429.04
Location: Perry, NY. |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I LOGGED INTO FH TODAY
AND FOUND A RIP-OFF OF EXTREME ADVERTISING!
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We can't EVER go back to Arizona
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:54 pm |
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cluelessfurball
Expert Cumsniffer
Posts: 4786 |
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:08 am |
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Re: EPIC BADASS DAY
I ATE A POTETOE, AND THEN A CHICKEN HATCHED IN MY FUCKING STOMACK.
_________________ "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -George Orwell
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:25 pm |
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