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Pornhub is giving America wood, literally rather than figuratively this time, by announcing that it will plant a new tree for every 100 videos viewed.

The initiative, presumably designed to alleviate porn watchers' guilt, was launched on Arbor Day, a US holiday that encourages people to plant and care for trees.

Trees will be donated for all views under the free porn behemoth's 'Big Dick' category, and given that the site receives over 1 billion visitors a month this could mean a hell of a lot of trees.

So far over 12,000 have been planted (and let's face it they'll probably soon cover the entire world soon).

It said on a pun-laden SFW page set up for the stunt: "This Arbor Day Pornhub will do what it does best and give America some serious wood by donating 1 tree for ever 100 videos viewed in our Big Dick category. The more videos that are viewed, the more trees we will plant!"

Well shit. :mrgreen
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I've never even used pornhub.
I wish LAH, ATF and Pururin planted trees. I'd probably have planted around 1000 trees then.

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Post Re: Pornhub is planting trees?
I used pornhub, but I'm still yet to find a good place for punk porn o.o or punk hentai, or, kind of punk anything.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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daft punk just clogs up my search results

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Post Re: Pornhub is planting trees?
i wonder how those trees are doing now

also i will be very disapointed if not 1 of them grows up to take a highly phalic shape

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tuypo1 wrote:
i wonder how those trees are doing now

also i will be very disapointed if not 1 of them grows up to take a highly phalic shape


*gets trimmers*

We have a job to do, friend. :seizure

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