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Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:45 pm ]
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"Can you swing a sack of doornobs?"
"CAN I?!"
"Alright, you're in....but you gotta get your own nobs!"

Author:  Hammm [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:47 pm ]
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Dark Jester wrote:
"Can you swing a sack of doornobs?"
"CAN I?!"
"Alright, you're in....but you gotta get your own nobs!"


"Mr.Simpson, robberies have gone down 43% since your group started patrolling the streets but sack beatings have increased a shocking 300%, care to comment?"

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:07 pm ]
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Two favorite classic Simpson's exchanges:

"Why do you mock me god?!"
"Homer, that's not god, that's a pancake you got stuck to the ceiling four months ago."
::pancake flakes off and falls into Homer's hands::
"I know I shouldn't eat thee......" ::takes a bite:: "Mmmmm...sacrilicious..."


"Homer, face it, you're a rage-aholic."
"I am not!"
"Homer! You're punching the cat right now!"
"No I'm not!" ::screen pans back to show Homer holding up the cat in one hand and repeatedly punching it in the stomach with the other:: "Oh my god, you're right! I AM a rage-aholic!! I'm addicted to rage-ahol!!!"

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:13 pm ]
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I'm so ashamed, I cannot think of a single Simpsons quote!

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:21 pm ]
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lol forgot that the synonym for deity had been replace with Klacid. What's great, though, is that it still fits well within the context of that simpson's quote!




"I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!"

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:24 pm ]
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"It tastes like burning"

"GO BANANA!"


"Go on without me... and take me with you!"

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:27 pm ]
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xD I love the one where Homer gets his hand caught in a coke machine.........then gets his other hand caught in a vending machine.

"Ummm, sir, are you still holding on to the soda can?"
".....your point being?"


And as an english major, I am required by law to love the following Ralph line:

"Me fail english? That unpossible!"

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:48 pm ]
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That was an epic episode.


"The pancakes will be sent you by mail"


*ding dong"
'Are those the pancakes?!"

Author:  Dark Jester [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:53 pm ]
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::Homer walks into the post office to retrieve an angry letter he sent to Mr. Burns::

"Hello...I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
::The attendant is happy to help:: "Sure thing Mr Burns, if I could just get your first name."
"..............................I....don't....know....."

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm ]
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lmao, that one is a classic.


'April Fool-'
*house explodes in beer tsunami*

Author:  Hammm [ Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:03 am ]
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"We understand, we are from Germany; the land of chocolate"
"Mmmm...chocolate"
*cue the greatest scene EVER*

Author:  Dark Jester [ Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:30 am ]
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psychokittyboy wrote:
lmao, that one is a classic.


'April Fool-'
*house explodes in beer tsunami*


I remember literally pissing in my pants from laughter as a little kid when I first saw that part of that episode. Just the way that Bart doesn't even get to finish "Fools" before a monsoon of beer-foam blasts through the doorway he's standing in. Fucking priceless.

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:04 am ]
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Dark Jester wrote:
psychokittyboy wrote:
lmao, that one is a classic.


'April Fool-'
*house explodes in beer tsunami*


I remember literally pissing in my pants from laughter as a little kid when I first saw that part of that episode. Just the way that Bart doesn't even get to finish "Fools" before a monsoon of beer-foam blasts through the doorway he's standing in. Fucking priceless.


It was actually the first episode I ever saw :P

Author:  Bael [ Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:36 pm ]
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1408 is an ok movie but not one of thebetter stepen king films

Author:  Dark Jester [ Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:37 pm ]
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psychokittyboy wrote:
Dark Jester wrote:
psychokittyboy wrote:
lmao, that one is a classic.


'April Fool-'
*house explodes in beer tsunami*


I remember literally pissing in my pants from laughter as a little kid when I first saw that part of that episode. Just the way that Bart doesn't even get to finish "Fools" before a monsoon of beer-foam blasts through the doorway he's standing in. Fucking priceless.


It was actually the first episode I ever saw :P

"Awww, come on Marge! I love God, he knows that, so why should I have to spend two hours every Sunday listening to some guy go on and on about how I'm going straight to hell?"

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