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Pantsman
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SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
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Zweihart
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
You're already undead, flip them the finger.
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Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:07 pm |
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Pantsman
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
I would, but I misplaced my middle finger.
Alas, decomposing is a real issue in summer.
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Warped_Sage
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
Access is super easy. It was my drug of choice when I played DnD. Uploaded the files of half a million monsters from half a million books.
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Pantsman
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
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Most honored Teacher. Please enlighten me.
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Warped_Sage
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
Honestly, just for those who can't program and like to think they can with SQL and those who were working in the 90s :|
So basically think like a retarded assistant.
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AirMan
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
Quick, Yom! Transform into Cirno!
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Parpol
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
You get your weak ass to the reexamination and you try again! You can do it!
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Jewsus
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
SELECT * FROM Forkheads WHERE insanity > 9000 ORDER BY magicgewd;
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Parpol
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
Use stored procedures for everything. A php script should never contain SELECT or INSERT. Those kind of requests should be strictly forbidden for anyone but the database itself to use inside its procedures. This way your database is safe from SQL injections and unauthorized access.
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Re: SQL and Access is making my brain cells die.
Alle warten auf das Licht Fürchtet euch fürchtet euch nicht Die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen Sie wird heute Nacht nicht untergehen Und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn
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