here in sweden -_- always keeps me wide awake, but I'll try to sleep now. Nite FH

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Annnd... he missed the game updates.

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Damn, everything is in Sweden. Including that pair of underwear I lost somewhere in Stockholm.

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How was your date with lolipurple?

... just a word of warning, if you hurt her, I'm going to hurt you. A lot.

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I couldnt find the elusive loli-purple!
It went like this,
I landed in Oslo and immediatly started my search. I asked the locals but they just shook their heads. After a few days I realized Norway was no help and set off to Sweden. Thats where I finally got some clues. I had seen the markings on a few streets, a wall with the "loli" on it, but nothing substantial. I decided to ask around. Those that understood me turned away, gasped, or muttered in Sweden about evil and ran off shielding their children. One woman stared at me, then dropped tp her knees and began to pray. I was having no luck. And then one old man told me that the last sighting was near Malmo.
I ventured to Malmo, and realized it was a deadend clue, however the train had the loli sign on it again, and I knew I must board it.
The train quickly took us to Copenhagen, where the loli was nowhere to be found. There were legends of it, of course, some say in the north, some say in the south. I knew the north wouldnt help me, so I took a chance and wandered south to Hamburg. I took the next train east to Berlin, where a wall showed a loli with the words "am rhein". It was a clue, I know it. So I hurried off to Koln, where I currently have stopped to refuel, rest, and look for signs of my beloved lolipurple.

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I AM THE WOLF!!!!

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Imagine lolipurple sitting at the restaurant still waiting for her date. Must have stacked up quite the bill at this point.

You can't hone in on her mental resonations? I could feel her call from the LMC.

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Hey lolipurple. Mind if I join ya?

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*She shakes her head and they have a nice dinner together*
GOOD END

*pays lolipurple's bills*

I'll drive you home. *walks to car and opens the door.*
After you.

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*she hops into the car, glad she had escaped the 900 dollar bill*

*drives off into the midnight*
*after a short, but exhilarating ride through the subsea tunnel, we arrive at loliparpol's house in Cake Penis Land.*
Well, here we are. Take care of yourself, okay? And if you need anything...
*presses a plane ticket to Paradizo Island to her hand*... you visit me, ok?

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*She grabs yom's sleve as she is tucked in to bed.*
I think she wants you to read her a bed story.