And I really wanna cut your tree down

If you know what I mean

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No I don't

Wait are you saying that you want to forcibly castrate yourself with a butter knife and then send your Johnson in the mail to a dinner guest?

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Bitches
Love
Mail sent
Johnsons

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lol

my girl friedn strangely keeps asking me to send her mine in the mail, I keep telling her he has the shape she wants and I have the skill to use the shape.

secondly from the text I assume a different perspective of this person's meaning, let me translate for you ladies:

I really love your peaches; peach in this case being used as a slang term for pussy due to both a peach and a pussy having similarities not only in color of skin tone but also in shape, especially the line from stem to bottom of a peach, it is implied this line resembles two Labias pressed together and the pointed tip and the bottom is implied to resemble a clit.

Plural 'peaches' is meant to mean every lady that it present's pussy

so the phrase now reads like this: I really love your pussies

next:

And I really wanna cut your tree down: normally this would be sensless and undecipherable, but with the inclusion of the comment "If you know what I mean " we gather that it relates to the similarity of a peach and a peach tree to a woman's pussy and something else.

let us now decipher the 'somthing else'; what is to a tree as a peach is to a pussy? why the girl's body of coarse. but now the phrase just sounds crazy "and I really want to cut down your body"

so next comes the final question, what is the implied meaning of 'cut' in this sentence, we can come to several conclusions but truthfully one one makes total sense.

when you cut down a tree it falls, does this mean he wants to knock you over and make you fall down? No this is the incorrect cipher.

When a peach tree falls down the peach may fall off, does he want you pssy to fall off or be cut out? no this is the incorrect cipher.

when you cut down a peach tree the peach may be closer to reach - Ding a possible answer meaning "and I really want to make your pussies closer to my reach"

however I don't think this is a case of that, for truly in this case cutting the tree down to get the peach is a bit extreme of a situation in comparison to getting a ladder or shaking the tree.

so, let us fully under stand the metaphore of cutting a tree down in this case. cutting down a tree is what? extreme and? Ding - Forceful , now when a tree is cut down it is bassically forced to give up it's fruit, this is the implied meaning.

so the meaning is: and I really want to force you to give me your pussies.

in a shorter less round about way it says: "and I really want to rape you"

so the entire purpose of this thread is meant to say:

"hey, laddies, I really like your pussies, and I really want to rape you"

this ends todays episode of masterpeice theater: metaphoric explanatory session.

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I'm impressed

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