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Post Three word story.
Well, as the title suggests, three word story:

FH's story so far:

While I was masturbating in Japan, a pack of punctuation ignoring panties were watching me. They proceeded to summon lots of wild canine frenzies, I didn't know they cannibalized upon young children with large hammers. Suddenly Bill Cosby raped Marge Simpson's tits as I laughed, He squirted Jello over the earth. Pink magical ponies snorted cocaine from the tip of Reina's massive schlong cumming rainbows all over Soviet Russia, which detonated abruptly, summoning the Sheeple!.

All was not lost. I decided to grab the homosexual slaying sword made of dildos, the shield of cheese and my frayed underpants which had been microwaved by evil toddlers. Seven stupid samurai joined my quest as we searched for THE GOLDEN cooler of organs. Suddenly, evil ninjas from space told us to die! I said "NEIGH", and then I set them ablaze! The burning corpses were blasted to infinity and beyond, but, it wasn't over yet!. Sheeple's face was completely seething with rage, in his hands was a bimbo that he flung with unquestionable zeal! That couldn't stop Reina's dung flinging hermaphroditic cock from killing everyone!

So...From the dust, rose a big, fat, Dr.Robotnik! who proceeded to attack Sheeple with flying pink cocks, that yelled PINGAS. Dr.Robotnik tried to suck said cocks and fired lasers out of his


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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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While I was masturbating in Japan, a pack of punctuation ignoring panties were watching me. They proceeded to summon lots of wild canine frenzies, I didn't know they cannibalized upon young children with large hammers. SUDDENLY Bill Cosby raped Marge Simpson's tits as I laughed

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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