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Parpol
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Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
So I've just cooked up some eggs, and I need salt, right. I reach for the salt but I'm not sure if there's any salt left. Ok, so here's where I go full retard. I put the saltbox next to my ear to see if I can hear anything, and I start shaking it and at the same time I start pouring it down my ear. I now have salt in my fucking ear; what the fuck, man!
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
Just laughed out in the middle of my class. Fucking awesome.
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
Wut
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
Enjoy your alternatively sharp and poor hearing, parpol.
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Parpol
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
The face is under a salt
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
_________________ The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
_________________ The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
Oh my.. That sounds absolutely awful.! Not funny at all ! D< Did you get the salt out of your ear~?
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Parpol
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
Yes... *sniff*
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
Yes I want to see you cry
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
Did it hurt or.. did it feel weird ? D:
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Parpol
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
I'm not crying!
*turns around and wipes my face.* Just got something in my ear!
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
POOR PAR AT LEAST IT WASN'T A THING OF ACID FROM CHEMISTRY CLASS NEVER HAD THAT HAPPEN BUT YOU GET THE IDEA
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
That's why idiots aren't allowed to do science.
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Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
HEY I ONCE POOR THE WHOLE BODDLE OF SALFUR IN THE LAB ACCIDENTLY SO YOU CALLING ME AN IDIOT
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