Odin Anarki
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Animoot and voice this for great justice
Or just enjoy it
g0d (1:06:09 AM): And how many key's came with the wagon, no, not the one for the cheese, the one for the samoan! g0d (1:06:10 AM): ahem g0d (1:06:12 AM): hello riv (1:06:43 AM): 42? riv (1:06:47 AM): Bonjourno. g0d (1:07:30 AM): No, the answer is 48, you were 6 numbers away. so you now must take 6 lashes from this stalk of wheat! riv (1:07:50 AM): But, oh! Grand Maester, won't that hurt?! g0d (1:08:46 AM): I don't know! I've never done wheat lashing before.. I've done pickle lashing and miracle whip lashing, but never wheat lashing riv (1:09:38 AM): Then maybe you shouldn't lash wheat, sir. g0d (1:10:14 AM): But this is what it clearly says in the manual and therefore is what I should do! g0d (1:10:24 AM): -Lash- -Lash- -Lash- g0d (1:10:39 AM): -Lash- -Lash- -Lash- g0d (1:10:47 AM): There there.. wasn't so bad.. was it? riv (1:11:53 AM): ... riv (1:11:54 AM): ;-; riv (1:11:58 AM): -Cough.- riv (1:12:00 AM): -Whimper.- riv (1:12:02 AM): -Sob.- riv (1:12:04 AM): Oh! riv (1:12:05 AM): It burns. riv (1:12:06 AM): ;-; riv (1:12:11 AM): And smells like bread! riv (1:12:11 AM): ;-; g0d (1:13:27 AM): Oh no! you might get a... yeast infection! we must go to the nurse, 15 million needles should fix this right up! riv (1:16:38 AM): Tentecle nurses, right? :'( g0d (1:19:04 AM): silly, the tentacles are going to be in the needles! the nurses are all bubbleheads! riv (1:25:35 AM): ..Do they.. do they have nice boobies? g0d (1:31:48 AM): Of course, what is a nurse without nice frontal assets? riv (1:32:06 AM): ..A...-sniff.- Bad one.. g0d (1:33:39 AM): Now! off to the tentacle injecting booby bubbles! g0d (1:33:48 AM): -278 days later- g0d (1:34:24 AM): Nurse: so what are your symtoms? dry eyes? headache? ichyness of the gall bladder? riv (1:34:54 AM): My vagina itches. g0d (1:36:47 AM): Well, as we always say.. if you have an itch, thou must scratch it.. are you having any particular troubles scratching your itch? riv (1:39:01 AM): Yes. g0d (1:41:35 AM): We'll now we'll just fix that right up then! now open wide, and say "peter wants a bite of pickled pepper"
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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