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Post Just the most amazing thing ever fucking invented
Hey guys, these are the lyrics to a song that has really inspired me and helped me live through life.

I've got a little WILLY, i put it in my BUM,
me and my bum have all kinds of fun.


Me and my Willy are really old friends,
water popped out where my willy hole ends.

Silly old willy, look what you've done!
You've got water on my friendly old bum.

My willy's silly and a little bit dumb,
and my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum.


WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM.


Enough about my willy and more about my BUM!
I can fit my friendly old thumb rigth in my bum
when i do a little fart air popped out where my
bum hole starts.

I fould a wasp,
put it in my bum.

Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb.

Silly old wasp, look what you've done!

gotta put ice on my friendly old bum.

WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM,
WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM.

Enough about my bum, more about my willy!

My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly.

My friendly old bum is covered in frost.

My bum got stung by a criss old wasp.

Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun.

how should i fix my cold old bum?

Go outside! and put my bum in the sun and my bum
got burnt and then begun singing...

WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM, WASP!

Silly old willy and a burnt old bum.
Out in the sun with my pants undone.

Where ar my plums?
Did they get lost?

It's all your fault you smelly old wasp.

Let's get drunk, i said to my bum.

It will tast nice on my friendly old tongue.

My greedy old bum said I Want Some!

Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum.

WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM!!!!

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Post Re: Just the most amazing thing ever fucking invented
..... This song should've been voice acted for Kaolla Su's best reward pics. xD Aint that right, Yom?

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Post Re: Just the most amazing thing ever fucking invented
LordofFlames wrote:
..... This song should've been voice acted for Kaolla Su's best reward pics. xD Aint that right, Yom?


... adding new reward scene: Kaolla Su sings a song. Passcode: hahahabutts

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Post Re: Just the most amazing thing ever fucking invented
I heard that fucking thing years ago, and somehow I still remember the whole damn video and the exact tone that it's sung (if you can call it that) in.

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