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Author:  Zared Sabretooth [ Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:42 am ]
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where the grass is always red and slick with countless combatants blood, the air is green and in some places purple from all the nuclear and biohazarous weapons, where the animals run in fear at the slightest sound, where the catgirls are always held captive, where the women avoid because of shock, where the oceans are always a dirty reddish color from all Hanzo's spam wars. A crater marks the spot where Klacid imploded and trancended to FH god, statues of forgotten members stand around the spam zone in a monument to those fucking quitters. Vehicals no longer operate in the land of forks, because of so much electromagnetic waste, not to mention body parts and wreck cars all over the place. Yes forkheads, where demi-gods of spam and masters of the forgotten art of troll once roamed, for now this place is a quiet one, a straggleror two may visit and take in the wonder of the destruction so many lovers of chaos can create when together or indeed more often than not warring with eachother. Let us look on this land of spam and debauchery with fond memories, the land scape is scarred and war torn, but that only makes it ready for the new generation, shall they ever know the wonder of the time before?

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:02 am ]
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I'ma try to build some sort of hippie commune in the middle of this battlefeild.

Author:  Zared Sabretooth [ Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:09 am ]
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Headfuck The Wise! wrote:
I'ma try to build some sort of hippie commune in the middle of this battlefeild.


i hope by "hippie commune" you mean "drug crazed tribals"

Author:  Pantsman [ Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:24 am ]
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Zared Sabretooth wrote:
where the grass is always red and slick with countless combatants blood, the air is green and in some places purple from all the nuclear and biohazarous weapons, where the animals run in fear at the slightest sound, where the catgirls are always held captive, where the women avoid because of shock, where the oceans are always a dirty reddish color from all Hanzo's spam wars. A crater marks the spot where Klacid imploded and trancended to FH god, statues of forgotten members stand around the spam zone in a monument to those fucking quitters. Vehicals no longer operate in the land of forks, because of so much electromagnetic waste, not to mention body parts and wreck cars all over the place. Yes forkheads, where demi-gods of spam and masters of the forgotten art of troll once roamed, for now this place is a quiet one, a straggleror two may visit and take in the wonder of the destruction so many lovers of chaos can create when together or indeed more often than not warring with eachother. Let us look on this land of spam and debauchery with fond memories, the land scape is scarred and war torn, but that only makes it ready for the new generation, shall they ever know the wonder of the time before?


That was in 2011. The war is over, and now, weed and cocaine trees cover the carnage, and Hanzo's STDs have evolved into a self-sustaining and fertile legacy subspecies. After the long night, a new dawn of fun, randomness, freedom and craziness is at hand.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:10 pm ]
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Zared Sabretooth wrote:
Headfuck The Wise! wrote:
I'ma try to build some sort of hippie commune in the middle of this battlefeild.


i hope by "hippie commune" you mean "drug crazed tribals"

Yeah sorry, but it's MY hippe commune.

Author:  Rem [ Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:52 am ]
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Drug crazed tribals sound fun.
Ish.
Not really.
Are they educated?

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:54 am ]
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Yes, my hippies are educated.

Author:  Zweihart [ Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:30 pm ]
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The Chaos Gods have never truly disappeared.

Author:  Orange Juice Jones [ Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:38 pm ]
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We will plunder the corpses of the fallen losers and march onward TO VICTORY!

Author:  Zared Sabretooth [ Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:28 am ]
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And so we are all that is left of that ancient war, let us now rebuild and prosper, create a new culture, invest in new sciences and technologies.....and take over that little planet right next to us. You know, that tiny one that doesn't look like it could defend it's self.

Author:  S373N [ Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:47 am ]
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Really? I was starting to create species native to this planet, they were almost done too :c and Does this mean I have to rebuild my super laboratory on this other planet?...I just added the seventh level basement bathrooms. :fireeye

Author:  Pantsman [ Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:24 pm ]
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TOILET BREAK!

Author:  S373N [ Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:27 pm ]
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Take the elevator!

Author:  Pantsman [ Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:48 pm ]
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I made a poopy in the elevator. ;_;

Author:  S373N [ Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:51 pm ]
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YES!! good job yom! now I can test out my latest creation -presses button and a small robot cleans it up, spraying air freshener, retreating back into its slot-....perfection...we need these everywhere....

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