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Episode 1

PKB's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Now entering the ring he is the Hardcore Champion Pee.. Kay Bee!

PKB walks into the ring.

PKB: Last week when I won this title I finally got the respect I deserve as the best Hardcore wrestling in the business and...

Shocksock's Entrance Theme

Shocksock: I deserve that title!

PKB: No you don't bitch. Lowblows are legal in a Hardcore match just like weapons you lost fair and square, pussy.

Shocksock runs down the ramp and jumps into the ring then he and PKB start brawling and the crowd goes wild.

Allor's Entrance Theme

Allor: I RUN THIS DAMN BUSINESS!!! DAMNIT YOU 2 ARE BOTH SUSPENDED UNTIL THE NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW!!!

Both Shocksock and PKB are removed from the arena by seccurity.

Hanzo's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Making his way to the ring he is HANZOOOOO!!

Someguy's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Now making his way to the ring to face Hanzo for the #1 Contender's spot for the Forkheads Championship match comming up at the next Pay-Per-View he is Some..GUY!

Hanzo grapples Someguy but he reverses it and slams Hanzo down and then starts stomping all over him. Hanzo trips up Someguy and then gets him in the armbar and Someguy submits. Hanzo BURRIED HIM!!

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen your #1 Contender for the Forkheads title at the next Pay-Per-View.. HANZO!!

Swtshiya's Entrance Theme

Swtshiya appears with her Women's Championship belt.

Announcer: Now entering the ri...

Kodachi attacks Swtshiya from behind and then throws her into the ring post.

Swtshiya: urgh..

Kodachi: You do not deserve this title because you are just a slut! I am a real woman's champion.

Kodachi lays Swtshiya down onto the Spainish announce table and then climbs to the top rope. No! NOOOOO! BAH GAWD ALMIGHT kODACHI JUST DID A MOONSAULT AND SHE HAS DESTROYED SWTSHIYA!! Let's not forget folk that Kodachi will face Swtshiya for the Women's belt at the next Pay-Per-View but she may not be in any condition to defend it after that assault.

Kodachi's Entrance Theme

Kodachi leaves the ring with aggression in her eyes as she wants to be champ.

Lil Hizzle & Blingy's Entrance Theme

Announcer: They are the Tag Team Champions.. Lil Hizzle and BLINGY!!

Lime & Yom's Entrance Theme

Announcer and their opponents! Lime and Yom and this shall be a Tables non-title match.

Allor's Entrance Theme

Allor: This shit aint happening until the Pay-Per-View! CANCEL THIS MATCH!!

The wrestlers are removed by security.

Allor: Now give it up for the Forkheads champion he is the face of the company.. A..D..P

ADP's Entrance Theme

ADP and Allor step into the ring.

ADP: STOP MY MUSIC!!!

The crowd boos ADP.

ADP: I am the Forkheads champion you show me some fucking respect! I will crush Hanzo at the Pay-Per-View

Music For The Match Explainations

Allor: The matches in the Pay-Per-View are as follows! Shocksock vs PKB in a Hardcore match. Yom & Lime vs Blingy & Lil Hizzle in a Tables match. Kodachi vs Swtshiya. The mainevent for the Pay-Per-View.. Hanzo vs ADP for the Forkheads championship.

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Big fan of this, also I appreciate having the theme of one of the greatest british wrestlers of all time

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Episode 2: Pay-Per-View

Shocksock's Entrance Theme Plays

Announcer: Now making his way to the ring..

Where is Shocksock? Isn't he meant to be entering the ring.

Location: Backstage

PKB and Shocksock are going at it knocking over tables and bashing eachothers heads in. Looks like this match will start backstage.

PKB: You want my belt? You want my BELT?

PKB picks up his Hardcore belt and starts hitting Shocksock in the face with it. PKB picks Shocksock up but Shocksock kicks him in the balls and this is perfectly legal in this match folks. Now Shocksock grabs PKB by the back of the neck and throws him into a vending machine there are cans everywhere. Shocksock picks up a can and starts to drink the soda and then he spits it out into PKB's face this man is sick.

Shocksock: Let's head out into the Parkling Lot.

Shocksock just threw PKB into a car and he goes right through the windshield. Shocksock approches the car but then gets hit across the back of the head with a steel chair. It's Headfuck The Wise bah gawd almighty what is he doing here. Headfuck The Wise continues to hit Shocksock with the steel chair while he is down he now drags PKB onto the hood of the car he just went threw and pins him.

Referee: 1..2..3

What the fuck? He wasn't in this match but because this is the Hardcore Championship he can win the belt by pinning the champ.

Announcer: New Hardcore champion.. Headfuck.. The WISE!!

Headfuck The Wise's Music Plays

Promo

Recording: Bah Gawd Kodachi has attacked the Women's Champion Swtshiya. No.. NO!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE JUST PUT SWTSHIYA THROUGH THE TABLE.

Present

Kodachi's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Making her way to the ring the challenger for the Women's title she is Kodachi

The crowd boos Kodachi as she enters the ring but she does not give a flying fuck.

Swtshiya's Entrance Theme

Announcer: The Women's champion.. SWTSHIYA!!!

Swtshiya slowly walks down the ramp still suffering from the beat down Kodachi gave her last week.

Announcer: The match is for the WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Kodachi runs towards Swtshiya and kicks her in the shin several times until she falls and then follows that up with a roundhouse kick to the face. Swtshiya trips up Kodachi while she is down but Kodachi quickly gets back to her feet and starts stomping on Swtshiya's leg.

Referee: That's enough! Let her out of the corner.

Swtshiya stumbles to her feet but Kodachi headbuts her and then gets her in a Figure-4-Leglock.

Swtshiya: Ahhhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh!

Swtshiya struggles to grab the rope.. AND SHE DOES IT!! Kodachi has got to let go now due to rope break.

Referee: 2..3..4..5 RING THE BELL!!

Kodachi has been disqualified but she still aint letting go she is trying to break Swtshiya's leg somebody stop her.

Swtshiya: ARRRRRRRRHHHHHH!!! MY LEGS!!

The referee tries to break it up but fails to do so and then Kodachi suddenly stops. I think she has came to her sense thank god.. Wait whats this.

Kodachi: This aint over bitch.

Kodachi rolls outside the ring grabs a steel chair and then rolls back into the ring to start assaulting Swtshiya's injured legs with the steel chair. Somebody stop her this bitch is SICK! Kodachi then opens up the chair and puts Swtshiya's legs inside the chair I think she is trying to end her career. Kodachi climbs to the top rope and then jumps onto the chair.

Swtshiya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Swtshiya starts crying from the pain and Kodachi smiles as she leaves the ring. Paramedics come down with a stretcher and help Swtshiya out of the ring.

Announcer: Because Kodachi got herself disqualified.. STILL Women's Champion.. SWTSHIYA!!

Lil Hizzle & Blingy's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Making their way to the ring. Tag Team Champions.. Lil Hizzle & BLING..YYYY!!

Lime & Yom's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Their opponents.. Lime & YOM!!

Lime stands on the corner as Yom will be the legal man fighting first. It seems Blingy and Lil Hizzle are discussing a plan. Lil Hizzle steps into the ring.

Announcer: This is a standard Tag Team match and it is for the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Lil Hizzle and Yom grab eachother but whats this? Blingy is distracting the referee and Lil Hizzle knees Yom in the balls to take advantage of the grapple and then throws him across the ring with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex. The Referee puts his focus back onto the match that was a dirty trick but good teamwork by the Tag Team Champs.

Lime: Yo fuck you guys you cheating shits.

Blingy: Suck it bitch!

Lil Hizzle throws Yom into his corner and Blingy holds Yom's arms back as Lil Hizzle starts punching him.

Referee: LET HIM GO!! 2..3..4

Blingy lets go before they get disqualified and Lil Hizzle continues his assault. Lime tries to enter the ring but the Referee stops him allowing Blingy to jump into the ring and he starts stomping on Yom as Lil Hizzle laughs. Blingy jumps back onto the side of the ring and the Referee looks confused.

Lime: Fuck you Ref!

Lil Hizzle tags in Blingy. Lil Hizzle knocks down Yom with a Russian Leg Sweep and Blingy climbs to the tope rope to do a Frog Splash.

Yom: Urgh!

Blingy goes for the cover.

Referee: 1..2..

Yom kicks out at 2 and a half! Blingy picks up Yom but Yom gets Blingy into a Superlex and they both go down. Yom desperately needs to make a tag to his fresh partner who has not fought yet. Yom crawls over Lime and Blingy crawls towards Lil Hizzle. The crowd goes wild and starts cheering over what seems to be an amazing match. YOM MAKES THE TAG!! AND SO DOES BLINGY!!! Lime has EXPLODED into the ring he punches down Lil Hizzle, then Blingy, then Lil Hizzle again. Blingy goes for a closeline but Lime ducks and then kicks him in the face after Blingy turns around to face him. Lil Hizzle hits Yom with a Spear and Lime is down.

Referee: 1..2..3

The numbers game worked against Lime! His partner was too beat up to help and the champs ganged up on him until they won. What a great match.

Lil Hizzle & Blingy's Music

Announcer: Still Tag Team Champions.. Blingy & Lil HIZZLE!!

ADP's Entrance Theme

Announcer: He is the Forkheads Champion.. I give to you. A..D..P!!

Hanzo's Entrance Theme

Announcer: His opponent.. HANZOOOO!!!

What the fuck is this shit? There is no Referee!

Allor's Entrance Theme

What the fuck?

Allor enters the ring wearing the Referee uniform.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen it has been brought to my attention that Allor the head of the Forkheads Federation will be the Special Guest Referee.

Oh hell no that son of a bitch is gonna screw Hanzo over.

Announcer: On my left he is the Forkheads Champion.. ADP! On my right the challenger.. Hanzo!

The match begins and they are trading punches as Allor watches and I hope he calls it down the middle. ADP and Hanzo trade punches for a whole minute and then Hanzo side steps and performs a Closeline knocking ADP down. Hanzo goes for the pin.

Allor: 1..

ADP kicks out and the match continues. Hanzo takes a step back and tries to knee ADP in the face but he rolls out of the way and gets back onto his feet. Hanzo and ADP both knock eachother down with the Closeline at the same time. They both struggle to get to their feet ADP Spears Hanzo and pins him.

Allor: 1..2..

Hanzo kicks out just before 3. Hanzo just uppercuts ADP in the face as he gets back to his and then does a running knee jump to knock ADP down. Hanzo goes for the cover.

Allor: 1....2....

Wow a slow count by Allor and now he has stopped.

Hanzo looks at Allor and stands up.

Hanzo: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! SLOW COUNT AND YOU DIDN'T GET TO 3!!

Allor: You don't deserve to be champ.

ADP gives Hanzo a low blow from behind and then drags him down from a pin.

Allor: 1.2.3

Extremely fast counting from the head of Forkheads Federation.

Announcer: Still Forkheads champion.. A..D..P!

Damnit Hanzo was screwed! I knew this would happen and that son of a bitch is loving it.

Allor: Stop your damn booing! This man deserves your respect as the champ.

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Episode 3

Allor's Entrance Theme

Allor has appeared on the ramp and it looks like he has a few words to say.

Allor: Because of Kodachi's brutal assault on Swtshiya she will be out for awhile. Because of this fact I will have to vacate the Women's Title. I will decide what to do with it in the following weeks.

Kodachi's Entrance Theme

Kodachi approches Allor.

Kodachi: I deserve that title! Give it to me NOW!

Allor: How about this. You.. Versus a mystery opponent and the winner gets the title.

Kodachi: I'll crush this opponent just like destroyed Swtshiya.

Headfuck The Wise's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Making his way to the ring he is the Hardcore champion.. Headfuck The Wise!

Hammm's Entrance Theme

Announcer: His opponent.. HAMMM

Hammm punches Headfuck The Wise in the face but he stikes back with a kick to the shin. Headfuck The Wise follows the kick to the shin up with an elbow to the face and then slams Hammm down hard.

Referee 1..

Hammm kicks out but Headfuck The Wise keeps punching him.

Referee: Stop it! STOP IT!!!

Headfuck The Wise angrily shoves the Referee away and he falls down. Theres no Ref how will this match end. Headfuck The Wise throws Hammm into the ropes and then hits him with a Spinebuster before going for the cover. Theres no Referee to count.

Headfuck The Wise: For fuck sake!

From out of nowhere Shocksock hits Headfuck The Wise across the back of the head with a baseball bat which knocks him down. Now Shocksock pulls Hammm ontop of Headfuck The Wise and runs off into the crowd. The referee strugles to move closer.

Referee: 1....2....3

The Referee struggles to get in the 3 count and Hammm has won the match thanks to Shocksock's assist. It seems Shocksock wasnt happy about about Headfuck The Wise winning the Hardcore title.

Hanzo's Entrance Theme

Hanzo steps into the ring and he looks mad.

Hanzo: I was secrewed at the Pay-Per-View. Allor refused to count to 3 when I had my opponent down and then he counted extremely fast when I was down. I demand another title shot because that belt is rightfuly mine!

Allor's Entrance Theme

Allor steps onto the ramp.

Allor: I did what I thought was right. You are not whats good for business and so I took it upon myself to make sure the right man remains champ.

Hanzo: FUCK YOU!!

Allor: Now settle down, kid! Perhaps I made a mistake and I like to give everyone a fair shot so here is what I will..

Shocksock's Music Intterupts

Shocksock: Aslong as you are giving people a "fair shot" then I want my chance at the Hardcore Championship.

Allor: Well..

PKB's Entrance Theme

PKB: I demand a chance to reclaim my title. Shocksock would have lost if it wasn't for Headfuck The Wise interfearing.

Shocksock: Not the way I remember it bitch!

PKB: Shut your damn mouth!

Allor: Ladies! LADIES!! Calm it down, I have a plan. At the next Pay-Per-View in a few weeks we are going to have a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH for the HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!! Shocksock vs PKB vs Headfuck The Wise. Hanzo you will also get your wish in the form of a Tables match for the Forkheads title against ADP.

Wow what a great Pay-Per-View we will be having in a few weeks just moments ago we heard it from Allor himself the boss of the Forkheads Federation.

Kodachi's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Making her way to the ring.. KODACHI!!!

Kali's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Kodachi's opponent for tonight... KALI!!!!

The crowd goes wild.

Announcer: The match is for the currently vacent Women's Championship belt.

Kodachi goes for the Closeline but Kali dodges it then gets Kodachi in a German Suplex. Kali goes for the pin.

Referee 1..

Kodachi kicks out and gets back to her feet.

Kali: Grrr!

Kodachi throws a punch but Kali blocks it then swings Kodachi into the ropes followed by a dropkick to the face. Kali goes for another pin attempt.

Referee: 1..2

Kodachi kicks out at 2 and then sweeps Kali's legs which knocks her down. Kodachi goes for the Figure-4-Leglock the same move she used to break Swtshiya's legs.

Kali: Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

Kodachi continues putting pain on her legs but Kali slowly slides towards the ropes.

Kodachi: NO!!

Kodachi drags her back to the middle of the ring as Kali continues to resist the pain. Kali continues to fight but then taps out meaning Kodachi wins the match.

Announcer: Winner of this match and NEW Women's Champion.. KODACHI!!

It can't be! That bitch injured the previous champ and now has beating Kali.. Damn it all!

Kodachi's Music Plays

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Episode 4

PKB's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Making his way to the ring. PKB!

Shocksock's New Entrance Theme

Announcer: His opponent. Shocksock!

Headfuck The Wise's Entrance Theme

Headfuck The Wise makes his way to the announce table and watches the 2 men who will be his opponents next week. Shocksock and PKB graple eachother and both struggle to win the hold.

Headfuck The Wise: These men might be a good match for eachother but they cannot beat the champ. Next week I will show everyone that even in a Triple Threat Match I will come out on top.

Shocksock wins the grapple and now has PKB in a Headlock. PKB punches Shocksock in an attempt to get free but Shocksock holds on tight. PKB hits him several more times until he releases his grip.

Headfuck The Wise: If I had used a hold I assure you he would not have broken free. These guys are no match for me.

PKB hits Shocksock with an eblow to the face and then spins around to deliver a powerful Closeline. Headfuck The Wise runs into the wing with a steelchair and hits PKB with it.

Referee: CALL THIS MATCH OFF!!

The match has ended due to interferance and Headfuck The Wise continues to hit both PKB and Shocksock with the chair.

Yomtoxic's Theme Plays

Yomtoxic runs down the ramp but Fuckhead The Wise jumps into the crowd and escapes.

ADP's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Making his way to the ring he is the Forkheads Champion. ADP!

Orange Juice Jones' Entrance Theme

Announcer: His opponent. Orange Juice Jones!

Orange Juice Jones runs towards ADP and knocks him down with a Dropkick. ADP gets back to his feet. Orange Juice Jones throws ADP across the ring with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex and then pins him.

Referee: 1..2

ADP kicks out! Orange Juice Jones picks up ADP but then ADP sweeps his leg and then goes for the Sharpshooter.


Hanzo's Theme Plays

ADP releases his hold on Orange Juice Jones and looks towards the ramp as does the Referee. Hanzo's music suddenly stops and Orange Juice Jones gives ADP a Lowblow making him drop to his knees. The Referee didn't turn round quick enough to see the illegal move by Orange Juice Jones who decides to pin ADP.

Referee: 1..2..3

Orange Juice Jones wins the match!

Location: Locker Room

PKB is trying to recover from that attack earlier

Headfuck The Wise: THERE YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER!!

Headfuck The Wise grabs PKB's head and slams his face into the wall. Somebody stop him this is just madness.

Headfuck The Wise: Think you can come after my title? HUH!!

Headfuck The Wise opens up a locker, places PKB's inside and then repeatedly slams the door closed until PKB's falls to his knees.

Security: THAT'S ENOUGH!! BACK DOWN!!

Headfuck The Wise slowly walks away but then runs towards PKB. Headfuck The Wise kicked PKB hard on his shoulder before Security drags him away.

Allor's Entrance Theme

Allor enters the ring and prepares his speech.

Allor: Ladies and Gentlemen! I regret to inform you that I have just got word that PKB wont be competing for the Hardcore title next week. The injuries to PKB has resulted in him being hospitalized and he will not be released before next week.

Well folks Allor himself has informed us that the Triple Threat Match will now become a 1 on 1 match. Let's see what the matches will be at the Pay-Per-View next week.


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ADP will be defending the Forkheads Championship belt against Hanzo in No DQ match. Meldecite vs Veronica in a Bra & Panties match. Someguy vs CBP the Forkheads Cruiserweight Champ. The mainevent shall be Kali vs Women's Champ Kodachi in a Ladder match.

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Episode 5: Pay-Per-View

Announcer: The following match is for the Forkheads Championship and with great pleasure I introduce to you all, ADP!

ADP's New Theme

Hanzo hits ADP from behind during his entrance and then Piledrivers him onto the ramp. Hanzo picks up ADP but ADP punches Hanzo in the balls which is perfectly legal in this no DQ match.

ADP: RAAAAAHH!!

ADP charges into Hanzo and knocks him down with a Shoulder Block. ADP crawls his way towards the ring and sets up a table besides the ring as he rolls in. Hanzo runs into the ring and the 2 of them trade punches.

Hanzo: Grr!

ADP: Errah!

Hanzo and ADP grapple eachother but Hanzo loses his grip, ADP Dropkicks Hanzo in the face. FIGURE-4-LEGLOCK!! ADP HAS GOT HIM IN A FIGURE-4-LEGLOCK!!!

Hanzo: Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Arrrrrraaaggghahah!

Shocksock from behind with a steel chair. ADP is is down! Shocksock laughs as Hanzo covers ADP.

Referee: 1..2..3

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen your NEW Forkheads Champion. HANZO!!!

Hanzo's Music Plays

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen we have an exciting match up next. Bra & Panties!

Veronica's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Making her way to the ring, Veronica!

Meldecite's Entrance Threme

Announcer: Her opponent. Meldecite!

Veronica slaps Meldecite across the face and then gropes her. Meldecite counters by ripping open Veronica's shirt but it has to come off to count as a strip. Meldecite punches Veronica in the face and then dropkicks her. Now Meldecite is trying to get off Veronica's skin tight jeans.. AND THEY ARE OFF!!! Veronica trips up Meldecite and then takes her dress off thus winning the match. Veronica stands up and then does a strip tease to take her shirt off.

Announcer: Our next match is for the Forkheads Cruiserweight title.

CBP's Entrance Theme

Announcer: Now entering the ring he is the Forkheads Curiserweight champion give it up for CBP.

Someguy's Entrance Theme

Announcer: His opponent the challenger for the Cruiserweight title, Someguy

Someguy and CPB trade punches.

Allor's Entrance Theme

Allor: hold on a minute. There is a 3rd person I would like to introduce to this match to make it a Tripple Threat. SHOCKSOCK!!

Shocksock runs towards the ring as Allor makes his way backstage. What is Shocksock doing here? Well the owner of the Forkheads Wrestling Federation must have his reasons.

Shocksock: EEEYAAARRRRHHHH!!!

Shocksock jumps from the top rope knocking both CBP and Someguy down. Shocksock uses the Armbar on Someguy.

Someguy: Ahhh! Ahhhhh!

CBP breaks up the submission and the match continues. Shocksock and CBP trade punches

will finish this shit when I aint tired.

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Still safe.

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Zweihart wrote:
Still safe.


Shocksock wrote:
Episode 5: Pay-Per-View

Shocksock runs towards the ring as Allor makes his way backstage. What is Shocksock doing here? Well the owner of the Forkheads Wrestling Federation must have his reasons.

Shocksock: EEEYAAARRRRHHHH!!!

Shocksock jumps from the top rope knocking both CBP and Someguy down. Shocksock uses the Armbar on Someguy.

Someguy: Ahhh! Ahhhhh!

CBP breaks up the submission and the match continues. Shocksock and CBP trade punches

will finish this shit when I aint tired.


As Shocksock and CBP trade punches, someone in the audience stands up...

Zweihart: This is boring. Time to step it up!

She raises her hands, and the ring's poles explode into large, spiky tentacles that form a large cage around the ring. Anyone who gets too close to the boundary gets attacked by the probing, oozing spiked tentacles.

Shocksock: Fuck!

CBP: No way. I'm the god of rape!

The crowd goes wild!

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Ok I slightly chuckled.

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Episode 5.2a: Pay-Per-View... with tentacles!

Shocksock: Well fuck you CBP! You've been riding your fame for too long! It's time for you, to, FALL!

CBP: Says you. What's your power level again? 2.5?

Shocksock and CBP are now in a double headchoke and neither side seems to be giving an inch to each other.

The referee, standing at the side of the ring, gets ensnared by the tentacles.
"Is this even legal?" she meekly asks as one tentacle begins probing her anus.

"Shut it, you." Zwei replies.

Referee: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh~<3

Meanwhile, back in the ring, the two wrestlers are still at an impasse. Suddenly, CBP knees Shocksock in the balls!

Shocksock: AGH! Fuck! Not that I was using those...

Shocksock pulls back, and falls backward, levering a solid kick on CBP's stomach. The combined fulcrum effect of the fall tosses CBP right into the writhing mass of tentacles straining at the two, sweaty and scantily dressed fighters.

Shocksock: And so, falls the God of Rape.

CBP: Goddamnit you fuck!

Commentator: We haven't seen this many pay-per-view subscriptions since that one catfight we posted, didn't we?
Commentator2: Nope.

Shocksock: Yield to me, you piece of shit.

CBP struggles at the tentacles!.

CBP: How about no?

Shocksock grabs a chair.

Shocksock: No, huh? Then let's see how well you can stop those tentacles when you're out cold.

Shocksock raises the chair above his head.

Shocksock: Goodnight, sweet prince.

Shocksock brings down the chair, hard.

At the last moment, CBP spins to the side, letting the chair graze his head and slam into the mass of tentacles that had him in his grip!

In a squeal of pain, the tentacles retreat, and CBP jumps out!

Shocksock: Well shit...

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