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ahn (10:35:54 PM): we need to feed god
ahn (10:36:00 PM): we are hungry
g0d (10:37:09 PM): What is this and why do I like it?
ahn (10:37:24 PM): shhh we need protien
g0d (10:37:59 PM): I heard cum and fingernails have alot of protien, you should try there.
ahn (10:38:41 PM): we need meat of the unbaptized children of sodmizers and heretics god
g0d (10:39:56 PM): How does a sodomizer have children, exactly? does the cum just jump out of the asshole like free willy and splash down in cuntland or something?
ahn (10:40:21 PM): sodomizers hide their ways
ahn (10:40:47 PM): defiling the sanctity of heterosexual marriage under your law god
ahn (10:41:16 PM): we wish to commence mating god
g0d (10:41:47 PM): Exactly, how do we do this, I mean, your a fish, and I only see one hole.
g0d (10:42:03 PM): Oh well, they say you never look a gift horse in the mouth, SPLOOSH
ahn (10:42:30 PM): we shall suck upon your manhood god
ahn (10:42:43 PM): for the seed of christ can cure our sin
ahn (10:42:47 PM): rain down upon us god
ahn (10:43:11 PM): coat our scales with thy holy creation fluids
g0d (10:43:28 PM): My milk shake brings all the fish to the yard, cause my rain, is better then yours.
ahn (10:43:55 PM): yes, yes, rain upon our bussoms
g0d (10:44:06 PM): So does this mean your going to grow a tree in your mouthcunt now or something?
ahn (10:44:12 PM): no god
ahn (10:44:24 PM): we are going to finish what we have started god
g0d (10:44:47 PM): but I haven't even started what I finished!
ahn (10:44:59 PM): we shall be the one to carry out your whims god
ahn (10:45:15 PM): we are the jewish slaves from egypt god
g0d (10:45:18 PM): Oh, right, make me a fish sandwich.
ahn (10:45:28 PM): we are the negros upon the lands of the new america
ahn (10:45:46 PM): a fish sandwich you command, and we shall provide, god
ahn (10:46:08 PM): ..
ahn (10:46:10 PM): ....
ahn (10:46:19 PM): here is the sandwich you have spoken of before god
ahn (10:46:40 PM): slaughtered are our children, laid betwixt thyne holy bread
g0d (10:47:14 PM): This is a damn good sandwhich, I like it, now march, I don't really care where, just march, look like an army, a fish army.
g0d (10:47:50 PM): I always wanted an army of cute little fishes.
ahn (10:48:01 PM): the air will sound of boots upon the earth
ahn (10:48:07 PM): ...
ahn (10:48:08 PM): ...
ahn (10:48:20 PM): our army has been erectified in your name god
ahn (10:48:25 PM): shall we invade poland god
g0d (10:49:47 PM): huh? poland, I was thinking something more like new zealand, you know what, lets invade both, the cool fishes get to invade new zealand and the warm fishes invade poland, with proper hitleric mustaches.
ahn (10:50:58 PM): your words fill our ears god
ahn (10:51:16 PM): we shall invade and begin spreading the name of our lord god
ahn (10:51:33 PM): your holiness shall be known from ocean to ocean god
ahn (10:52:39 PM): ...
ahn (10:52:41 PM): ...
ahn (10:52:52 PM): poland and new zealand has been properly invaded.
ahn (10:53:11 PM): there is not yet a crown uncovered by us god
ahn (10:53:33 PM): the smell of our bodies and the knowledge and love of you god
ahn (10:53:43 PM): is in the hearts and minds of our vassels
g0d (10:54:08 PM): Good, now bring me one of thosw new zeeny bitches for a sacrifice.. turn her into a sandwhich, and make sure she likes it! that will be the sign of true devotion!
ahn (10:55:16 PM): it would be best if you took her virtue god
ahn (10:55:58 PM): we cannot defile a woman of god without a confirmation she has fully accepted you as her master god
g0d (10:57:04 PM): Then I shall take her virtue to the highest mountain, whatever that means.
ahn (10:57:49 PM): we are afraid you cannot take her onto a mountain god
ahn (10:58:10 PM): for the closer to the heavens she i god
ahn (10:58:40 PM): she will defile our sacred holy lands with her impure, untouched baby caccoon god
g0d (11:00:58 PM): Then we shall take her into a cave.
g0d (11:01:20 PM): Illuminated with fireflys, or something fancy like that.
ahn (11:01:31 PM): you should take into her cave god
ahn (11:01:42 PM): she smells of one of us in heat
g0d (11:02:08 PM): Then Spelunking I shall go, SPLOOSH!
ahn (11:02:25 PM): someone has just told us
ahn (11:02:39 PM): that we have pretty lips and that he shall teach us how to use them god
ahn (11:03:07 PM): but these lips are only to preform sexual acts on infants and praise of your acts of miracles god
g0d (11:03:53 PM): Be taught these whatever the fuck they are abilitys of great virtue!
ahn (11:04:26 PM): shall we commence your rimming god
g0d (11:05:10 PM): Hmm, that area is most sacred and shall not be touched.
ahn (11:05:35 PM): as you wish god
ahn (11:05:48 PM): are we a good servant god
ahn (11:05:58 PM): or did we flounder in our attempts at pleasing you
g0d (11:06:18 PM): I am as pleased as a sunshine rye bread at the beach in baltimore.
ahn (11:06:29 PM): that was kind of gay god
g0d (11:07:03 PM): Do you have a problem with my poetry? do you?
ahn (11:07:28 PM): we would like to wonder why you wrote that in a napoleon dynamite diary god
g0d (11:09:39 PM): No, it doesn't read nopoleon dynamite, it reads, Use dynamite on napoleon. Fish apparently cannot read because fisheyes, I suppose.
ahn (11:09:58 PM): do you have eyedrops god
ahn (11:10:02 PM): we don't seem to blink
g0d (11:10:05 PM): I have cum.
g0d (11:10:10 PM): Works just as well.
ahn (11:10:18 PM): smear it on then god
g0d (11:10:35 PM): SMEAR!
ahn (11:10:48 PM): we are having an a-1 day
g0d (11:11:44 PM): I would prefer an A+1 day.
g0d (11:11:47 PM): Make it so.
ahn (11:11:54 PM): yes god
ahn (11:11:59 PM): we are having an a+1 day
g0d (11:12:35 PM): Is the zeeny sandwiched yet? I'm becoming mildly patient.
ahn (11:13:10 PM): we have scoured the islands both north and south
ahn (11:13:16 PM): we have plucked the ripest pear
ahn (11:13:24 PM): we have defiled her in your honor god
ahn (11:13:32 PM): and here infront of you
ahn (11:14:51 PM): upon my vassal's unclaimed baby caccoon
ahn (11:15:04 PM): is the new zealand meat sandwich.
ahn (11:15:08 PM): enjoy god
g0d (11:16:19 PM): MUNCH! SAVOR! DELICIOUS! TASTES LIKE NIRVANA!
ahn (11:16:44 PM): we would ask of you god
ahn (11:16:53 PM): to stroke upon our head in praisse
g0d (11:17:30 PM): STROKE!
g0d (11:17:40 PM): Oh shit, I had a stroke.
g0d (11:17:43 PM): But now it's gone.
g0d (11:17:47 PM): HEADSTROKE!
ahn (11:17:52 PM): are you semi paralyzed
ahn (11:18:00 PM): oh it would seem we are excreting semen
ahn (11:18:13 PM): our vassal is now wet and oozing vaginal liquid
g0d (11:19:36 PM): Yes, you seem to have created a flood.
g0d (11:19:41 PM): I'm gonna go for a swim
g0d (11:19:46 PM): SWIM.
ahn (11:19:47 PM): shall we swim together god
g0d (11:19:59 PM): Yes.
ahn (11:24:03 PM): /belly up
g0d (11:25:49 PM): and swims over.
g0d (11:25:53 PM): FLIP

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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*RAPES THE OCEAN*

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Argh, the sea be a cruel mistress.

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All hands on deck! Batten down the hatches! Ishmael… bring me my harpoon.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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OMG! ALL VIATNAMESE BANKS ARE LOADED WITH MILLIONS OF DONGS!

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