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MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
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fluffy
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MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
Today I had caffeine. No, not an energy drink, not coffee, not the rest. Straight caffeine. The moral of the story is this:
The flavor is described as a "bitter alkaloid" on most material safety data sheets and on Wikipedia and the like. This "description" needs to be amended to "tastes like putrid ass pubes from a sick camel." Okay, so I had nearly a gram of pure caffeine mixed (poorly) into sweetened iced tea (without the "sweetened" part because my retarded ass didn't notice the sugar laying there on the counter and not in the tea) resulting in chunky, sick tasting water that would otherwise be called "tea."
Caffeine and cocaine. The difference is nothing. Time for pre-holiday pie.
It's been ten arns and I'm still able to coke up to a full bore. Caffeinism is some shit.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Pantsman
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Re: MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:15 pm |
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fluffy
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Re: MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Re: MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
I can TASTE pixels.
And sometimes, its spicy food.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:30 pm |
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fluffy
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Re: MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
Oh sweet cephalopodan nipples. I want some spicy chicken and cheese ramen like ajumma used to make.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:48 pm |
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I can see them... OWNED
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They can see you, too, and they know what you're doing.
In related news, I'm over heating from the caffeine I've been taking. I can smell everything.exe
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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ReinaHarden
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THAT JUST MAKES ME HAPPIER HARDEN-er
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Wish you were here.
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Re: MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
YomToxic wrote: Wish you were here. huh?
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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fluffy
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Headfuck The Wise! wrote: YomToxic wrote: Wish you were here. huh? THERE ARE ONLY GOING TO BE SIX EPISODES OF SEASON FIVE OF WAREHOHUSE THIRTEEN. (No, I didn't try to capitalize numbers. ) I need to buy citric acid to mix with my caffeine. Nine out of five dentists admit they think teeth are bones.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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ReinaHarden
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Teeth are obviously Spies for the finger and toe nails... MOTHER FUCKERS
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*gasp*
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Re: MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
CUT THEM ALL OFF. TYPE WITH PENIS AND TONGUE.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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ReinaHarden
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Re: MAKE MORE MISTAKES FASTER IN LESS TIME
I can't my penis is too big! Keeps hitting too many keys... besides... if I just cut off the from the last joint... still have plenty of finger left.
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