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Firing Lazors from my penis would be cool... when I'm empty my balls glow... :mrgreen

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Eh. I only do that when it's dark and both my hands are soaked in juice.

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I have the power to evade police


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I already had simillar conversation once.
If I could have any abillity I would probably go for elemental manipulation, simillar to the alchemy in Full Metal Alchemist or teleportation skill.
Third choice would be probably metamorphozis or bilogical alteration/ mutation of some sort, altering any tissue to match my needs. Playing a Gods new genezis would be interesting and pretty usefull thou it doesn't match my style.

My only current power is luck.

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My current power is to quote things vaguely :awesome

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Like Resilence, had this conversation before, and I can't decide between (controllable) telepathy or teleportation.

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Honestly my Power of choice is Wind control.

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Awesome. My super power of choice would be pure awesome. I would do everything and say everything in a way that's adulterated awesome. I would crumple paper into origami, never hit a red light in traffic, type immaculate sentences by slamming my hands into a keyboard and I would get dressed by way of complicated acrobatics, jumping into my pants in a few seconds.

My second super power of choice would be true, perfect immortality. Bodies die, age, decay. Perfect immortality would necessarily mean being able to shed and reassert a physical form of choice or historical record at will. Got shot in the face by a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? No problem. Black hole got you down? You'll have to do better then that.

Third we have functional omniscience. Real omniscience is knowing everything, from everywhere in all possible realities throughout all time. Every. Waking. Moment. I want to stipulate that I be functionally omniscient so that kind of knowing doesn't break my brain. Being able to recall and understand the complex workings of the universe on-the-fly.

Lastly there's omnipotence. Power absolute. My will be done. The ultimate fuck you. The broken super power. "This isn't even my final form" until the cows come home. To be as powerful as a god.

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^Boring

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Fun Fact... Vincible is indeed a word. It is derived from the from the Latin vincibilis and further from vincere which means to conquer, and as such predictably means "capable of being overcome or subdued".

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Boring has to be the worst super power. I'm looking at you, Simon. And I'd hate to be this "vincible" thing.
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I have a Ship. It's named the Crashy McSpoldey... It's Oldfag tech... a relative of the Purple Screwdriver...

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I already have superpowers.

But omnipotence, which is, essentially, ultimate freedom incarnate.

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CRASHY MCSPLODY!!!

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