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RIP, I guess?
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I don't know who Paul Walker is was. How should I feel?

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Well. I laughed when I first heard.

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I don't know who Paul Walker is was. How should I feel?

main character in fast & furious movies.

You should feel like you need to poop, but you can't.

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Those gifs are wonderful.


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...He found the car.

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Post Re: Paul Walker was too fast and too furious. Now he's dead.
best line:
"What was the last thing that went through his mind? "
"He was impressed at the speed of a Porsche. 0 to 600 degrees in 2.2 seconds."

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Newpurple wrote:
fluffy wrote:
I don't know who Paul Walker is was. How should I feel?

main character in fast & furious movies.

You should feel like you need to poop, but you can't.

What constitutes constipated? Do I have diarrhea? How much of it was just fart? Is it the beer shits? (please don't let it be beer shits.) How much sriracha sauce did I put on whatever's coming out? Am I currently drunk? Do I have at least one of my phones with me? Am I at home or on some cold, unemotional public toilet? (heh, "public toilet.") Am I wearing socks or are my feet trying to warm the stone ground? Do I have an erection? Am I wearing a shirt?

You never realize how complicated shitting is until some idiot on the internet asks eleven questions about the process.

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You're basically sitting at the computer, when suddenly you feel a pressure from beneath. You try to let out a fart but soon realize nothing but 55ml of fecal juices come out and you run to the toilet as fast and furious as you can. as you pull up the lid your pants and socks come flying off by the force of your massive diarrhea that pushes your vehicle forward towards the finishing line just before your opponents. You then proceed to crash into a building and become news and history at the same time because you were on your phone while driving. You then realize you were wearing your sister's shirt, and spaghetti rolls out of your every pocket and onto what used to be your boner.

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Newpurple wrote:
You're basically sitting at the computer, when suddenly you feel a pressure from beneath. You try to let out a fart but soon realize nothing but 55ml of fecal juices come out and you run to the toilet as fast and furious as you can. as you pull up the lid your pants and socks come flying off by the force of your massive diarrhea that pushes your vehicle forward towards the finishing line just before your opponents. You then proceed to crash into a building and become news and history at the same time because you were on your phone while driving. You then realize you were wearing your sister's shirt, and spaghetti rolls out of your every pocket and onto what used to be your boner.

I'd play that game. X-Play would give it a 4 out of 5 and overuse the clip of explosive diarrhea propelled, front wheel drive import tuners with massive e-penises spoilers smashing into starbucks.

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Post Re: Paul Walker was too fast and too furious. Now he's dead.
1. X-Play is dead. Adam now works on Revgames.

2. Xplay hadn't been funny since '06.

3. The fact people are making jokes about Paul Walker's death so fast makes me furious.

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1. X-Play is dead. Adam now works on Revgames.

2. Xplay hadn't been funny since '06.

3. The fact people are making jokes about Paul Walker's death so fast makes me furious.

  1. Long live X-Play. May G4 burn in Ecuador.
  2. I haven't watched X-Play sine then, and agree. Sadly.
  3. I honestly didn't mean to joke (at first) but I only have a vagueish kind of idea who he is was.

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My 3rd one was a joke... He played in Fast&Furious. Read what I typed.

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