Dream it up fellas and femmas

it's time to let your crazy imagination work on a task;

Come up with as many pranks as you can that are either damaging to others, or inhibiting to others ETC. pranks with some sort of lasting effect.

for example throwing a raccoon at someone unsespecting.

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Tentacles in a box.

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Raccoons are usually chill if they don't have rabies.

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Wait, I only thought dogs got rabies...

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NOPE. Raccoons aren't inherently aggressive animals

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Locking someone in a chastity belt while they sleep.

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Hey, Josh. So you want my creativity glands to excrete ideas that have "lasting effects" such as those from having a rabid raccoon thrown at you.

OK.

Put habaneros in a bottle of vodka, let sit for a week, put the bottle of vodka in a pot of boiling water for about half an hour, empty contents into a spray bottle that produces a fine mist. Spray this on anything with which the victim will comes into contact; for the sake of example, bed sheets/pillow, steering wheel, keys, clothes, glasses and the rest. Lasting effects include permanent blindness, blistering rashes, death.

For this one you'll need a large magnet and any amount of small magnetic ball bearing/pellets. The large magnet should be of the variety that includes warning against being in the same room as any magnetic storage media and warms about accidental amputation and death. Hand the person the magnet, tell them you're going to show them how strong it is by how far away it can move metal objects, walk about twenty feet from person and scatter the magnetic ball bearing/pellets, instruct the victim to walk closer and put grave emphasis on "slowly" while wiggling the magnet. Lasting effects include bruises, broken bones, metal embedded into skin, loss of fingers, death.

Obtain a small amount of gallium and a sealable metal container that will seem innocuous and is likely to be worn such as a keyring or pendant. Fill the metal container with gallium, seal object with soldering iron and sand/buff/lap/polish object to hide seal, give object to victim. Lasting effects include melted keys, chemical burns, metal poisoning, death.

Replace the indicator LED on some frequently used device of the victim with a high-output (>.5 watt) IR LED. Lasting effects include permanent blurred vision, permanent vision loss, death.

Obtain LSD, extract LSD into vodka based spray similar to above, soak one pair of the victim's socks and allow to dry (handle with disposable nitrile gloves) and replace into possession of victim. Lasting effects include "temporary" psychosis, felonies, jail time, permanent psychosis, death.

Drill small hole in incandescent light bulb, inject solution of match heads and vodka, seal hole with cellophane tape or clear wax, replace light bulb in socket. Lasting effects include singed hair, burns, death.

Where death is not a direct effect of the prank it is a possible (likely) outcome from secondary effects when the victim is performing some activity where the prank will cause loss of some factor the victim was previously using to maintain mortal safety. I release these ideas into the public domain under the following conditions: no monetary gain can be derived from the pranks, origin of the pranks must not be attributed to any person or entity, all derivative works must follow these conditions and be subject to them. Long live free and open source software.

Very well,

Damaging Similar to throwing a rabid raccoon at someone unsuspecting, or inhibiting similar to filling a squirt gun with super glue and spraying it on a wide fire spray setting at random persons.


Chastity belt, Nice

Tentacles in a box! wonderful!

MOAR

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So… non-lethal? Hm. Use caution with the above. No, that won't work. Give me a minute, I've had caffeine today.

Actually death is ok, let em rip.

didn't actually see your post till right now lol, Nice ideas.

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Just gonna save these, in case the situation ever arises where I hate someone to the point where every moment I know they're not in excruciating pain causes me great discomfort and a need to murder something.

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MOAR object oriented pranks pwease.

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this place suddenly got more dangerous.

... -stares at the lolibus-