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Your username is now a drug.
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Pantsman
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Your username is now a drug.
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Chaos
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
Chaos is one HELL of a drug, inducing extreme focus and competitiveness onto the user. In some countries it's called "the gaming drug". Though you may see white and black spots before your eyes when you close them. $50 per Gram, but you wont need much ;) Oooohhhh its addictive. And, to use it, you smoke that shit!
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JasperBeauclair
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
my drug is called yuki and its a suppository, you stick the capsule of liquid up you ass and your body heat melts it and it immediately absorbs into your anal walls and into your blood stream a side effect is a 4 hour erection and being able to cum like in hentai it can be given to you for free by me but a requirement is having sex with me x3
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Chaos
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
What if a girl takes it?
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JasperBeauclair
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
Chaos wrote: What if a girl takes it? this drug is highly unsafe for women to use because the side effects differ so much in the studies some girls became lolis while other became slime girls and others became big breasted futanaris all of which craved any dick in their vicinity
also, many other girls turned into a variety of monsters such as: zombies, frogs, robots, etc
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Chaos
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
UmbraeMaria wrote: Chaos wrote: What if a girl takes it? this drug is highly unsafe for women to use because the side effects differ so much in the studies some girls became lolis while other became slime girls and others became big breasted futanaris all of which craved any dick in their vicinity
also, many other girls turned into a variety of monsters such as: zombies, frogs, robots, etcFroggy girl
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JasperBeauclair
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
Chaos wrote: UmbraeMaria wrote: Chaos wrote: What if a girl takes it? this drug is highly unsafe for women to use because the side effects differ so much in the studies some girls became lolis while other became slime girls and others became big breasted futanaris all of which craved any dick in their vicinity
also, many other girls turned into a variety of monsters such as: zombies, frogs, robots, etcFroggy girl perv youd like that huh? give one to your gf and hope she turns into slime or a frog? ;)
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
"fluffy" is a drug that embodies Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy from Yoshi's island. It's a stimulant similar to caffeine, only more targeted. The psychoactive effects concentrate in whatever portions of the nervous system are active when it enters the system. Common effects of fluffy usage include but are in no way limited to: - Inability to become fatigued/exhausted
- Increased awareness to otherwise meaningless details
- Increased capacity to retain/recall memories
- Hallucinations in every sense, often vivid
- Irrational logic and reasoning
- Intense sexual arousal and activity
The appearance of street fluffy seems to be a white, flavorless cotton-candy. The taste of fluffy is similar to marshmallow and so it is often used with sugar to make cotton-candy laced with the psycho-stimulant. There is no addictive mechanism in fluffy; fluffy is behaviorally addictive and a psychological dependency forms after the first use. Persons having taken fluffy may experience these effects for any period of time although typical intoxication lasts between five and ten days per dose. Overdosing on fluffy invariably results in permanent psychosis and insatiable sexual appetite. There is currently no known cure or antidote for fluffy. The recreational use of fluffy is illegal in every country on Earth, the orbiting colonies of the inner planets, all colonies in the Free Offworld Republics of Klacid and New Jamaica.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Killable_Boa
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
Killable Boa drugs, is as the name implies, a drug that lets you kill Boa's, but in reality, you're just seeing everything that moves as a Boa.
Side Effect: Can cause paranoia and may make you mad, after discovering you've killed your whole family, there's also a slightly chance of developing an itch. Price: 150$ or €120 Addiction Rate: You may become addicted to it after you've used it 10 times or if you enjoyed your killing experience, you may become addicted to it right away. Usage: There are 2 sorts of usage of this drug, you can inhale it or you can smoke it, the choice is yours. Production: To produce Killable Boa..., wait, can't tell you that, it's a secret.
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Pantsman
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
Killable_Boa wrote: Killable Boa drugs, is as the name implies, a drug that lets you kill Boa's, but in reality, you're just seeing everything that moves as a Boa.
Side Effect: Can cause paranoia and may make you mad, after discovering you've killed your whole family, there's also a slightly chance of developing an itch. Price: 150$ or €120 Addiction Rate: You may become addicted to it after you've used it 10 times or if you enjoyed your killing experience, you may become addicted to it right away. Usage: There are 2 sorts of usage of this drug, you can inhale it or you can smoke it, the choice is yours. Production: To produce Killable Boa..., wait, can't tell you that, it's a secret. Boa poop.
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Killable_Boa
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YomToxic wrote: Killable_Boa wrote: Killable Boa drugs, is as the name implies, a drug that lets you kill Boa's, but in reality, you're just seeing everything that moves as a Boa.
Side Effect: Can cause paranoia and may make you mad, after discovering you've killed your whole family, there's also a slightly chance of developing an itch. Price: 150$ or €120 Addiction Rate: You may become addicted to it after you've used it 10 times or if you enjoyed your killing experience, you may become addicted to it right away. Usage: There are 2 sorts of usage of this drug, you can inhale it or you can smoke it, the choice is yours. Production: To produce Killable Boa..., wait, can't tell you that, it's a secret. Boa poop. How did you know the secret? No matter, you don't know how to prepare it.
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
Topkek is the topest shit out there right now dog. One hit will make you crazy homes. Only smoked by true niggas like Jesus and his twin brother Jesys
Side effect: Shit will kill you nigga Price: You gotta open a new mortgage to buy this shit dog. It's a struggle out here in the ghetto Usage: Nigga it's advised you don't use Topkek, but if you have to, you can eat this shit like chips yo.
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LordofFlames
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
My name is a given drug ;P You get the rush of your lifetime, you feel invincible and at the top of the world. But each use takes a year off your life. After the 7th use, you loose 10 years per use. If you survive to 20 uses.... well you dont ;P Youve burnt out your body as if you've been the vessel of the Lord of Flames
Side effect: Burn out your body Price: Based of your yearly income Usage: It's a liquid, but can be crystalized by cooling. Drink it, snort it, inject it, whatever. You're dead anyways :D
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Resilence
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
Resilence is an failed attempt to make a stimulant for millitary purposes. It's main idea was to tempoary boost person reaction time and sharpen senses, especially hearing and sight. In the end it's side-effects made it usleless and recipe was sold to major drug dealers around the world.
First generation of the drug: As it tempoary boosts inteligence, reaction time and makes person more perceptive to the extent of near state of rapture - because of it's influence on whole nervous system it also boosts and stimulates somatosensory system, making subject highly vourneable to any feeling of physical pain, depending on dosage it may prove to be even lethal in extreme cases when exposed. For unknown reasons drug also has tempoary various side-effect on part of the brain responsible for ability to communicate by using voice and language. It may cause vocal cords paralysis and/or catatonic tounge numbness. Also there were spotted cases of short verbal diarrhoea, echopraxia, echolalia, abrupt language and aphasia after drugs main effects wore off.
Second Generation of the drug: With attepmt of nullfilling side-effects of the first drug generation scientist succeded in creating whole new drug by mixing it with various benzodiazepines - a psychoactive drugs generaly used for their sedative properities. The drug no longer boosts feeling of pain but also reaction time, only hightened perception and inteligence remains. Yet it creates some other interesting side-effects. Not precisely definied regular usage proves to drastically change subjects patterns of reaction to various external stimuli. The general reaction could be described as "apathetic" or lethargic. Examplary as it's prooven by polygraph tests that the subject still feels phisical pain - there are none external signs of showing it in subjects behavior. Note: same pattern is to be seen in most of cases for other emotions. Other side-effects are still to be researched.
List of other possible side-effects: - Alienation - subjective feeling of self-nonexistance and strangeness. - Dissociation - feeling of lack of identity and personality. - Unrealness - subjective perception of the surrounding as strange or not real; examplary: feeling that the world is one big scene or flat picture. - Syntezis - feeling created by an impulse proper to other sense, examplary: seeing sounds; hearing colors. - Short bursts of anger. - Short attacks of psychosis (inapropriate or perverted actions, phantasms, halucinations). - Apathy. - Verbal diarrhoea.
Generally only first generation of the drug is avaible at the black market, its price is approximately 2000 USD for a single compressed-air- cilinder with air-drug solution. Note inhaling gives best and quickest effects. Drug is tasteless, it doesn't have any color and smell so it's harder to detect this way than in it's pure, crystalised form simillar to methamphetamine.
Addiction rate varies depending on person, it's good to note that some unique subjects seem entirely resistant to it's addictiveness. The certain thing is that it depends on indyvidual person and is somehow connected to the part of the brain responsible for feeling emotions, generally people more resistant to feeling of stress also show higher resistance to the drugs side-effects and it's addictiveness. But it requires further studies to be certain, thus it remains only as hypotesis.
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Re: Your username is now a drug.
Right right man, you've been coming up here to the good ol joint often man, one of my most loyal customas. I think I can let you get a something from old fuzzy's special stash, now, this here prettys name is Headfuck The Wise, funny little name, I'll explain, this was made by planet klacids own, one of the biggest pirate druglords in our own little universal studio.
He wanted to make a drug for his elite, old fuzzy up here knows some crazy people man. well, he wanted to make a controlled psychedelic, right. Yeah, thats right, this is the shit. You can control your trip.
Because of this, he could make it last a while yo, you take one swig of this, and for 48 hours, thats two days ma nigga, you can take a massive trip whenever you want just by trying to cross your eyes. also, it rips stress away, and allows you to think even during times of danger, like that gang war we had back in general serious last lunar cycle, oh, and the thoughts indeed, you take a swig and you'll understand the world man, for real, some say It's why he was such a successful druglord, man, his mind was so pumped up he knew the way the tradewinds would sail!. Some say they can even do magic or some shit after a good swig. Oh, and you can control your emotions better, something any druggie desperately needs, and I mean control, not subdue, you can choose to be angry, or choose to be happy as a hot dog fucking a bun. nigga, did I mention the control?
Side effects? Nothing too horrible, but this shit lasts a long time, even after the triptime, some people mention the effects sticking around in a weaker state for weeks! weeks! some mention the triptime itself lasting for a week. Oh, and it's really easy to notice if someones on this drug, like, everyone will know, luckily, it's relatively legal in these parts, banned from each and every competition though. Oh yeah, and It's addictive as fuck, I wouldn't sell you any if old fuzzy didn't find a way to make this shit, that genius, probably on the drug himself he was.
It's a liquid nigga, you let this magic stuff slide down your throat like a wave over a new Orleans dream.
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