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Author:  killjockey [ Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:16 pm ]
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You can join me. All it is is quoting shit that's been bouncing around you head or you feel like people should read without context. Also, as a challenge, we could always try to name the character/program that the quote is from if it's from a movie/song/etc.

"You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchet-man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely: revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman."

"And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for fuck all!"

"We're Wailers of the Moon. We carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whale so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune!"

"Good morning Sunshine! The Earth says, 'HELLO!' Eh-heh. Hmm..."

"Murder is the New Black."

"The great sorcerer, Altaïr!"

"AHH shut up! It is non stop. And the other thing is that when I'm fucking singing, in it sounds even BETTER, than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! Fuck you! You fucking dick! Always nay saying everything I create! You piece of shit! You create something! Like inward singing! You fucking shit! You fucking sit in your tower and fucking nap! What's funny? You fucking bitch! Fuckin, fuck yeah, fuckin... cockass!"

"Hey, Roger? What do you call a break in the middle of a song?"

"You're playing Doctor and I'm still annoyed."

"No, I'm, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."

"You can't stop here! This is bat country!"

"Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off my boots!"

"And at that, we cue the music."

Author:  noname [ Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:37 pm ]
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"When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me!"

Author:  Killable_Boa [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:05 am ]
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"Good night and don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass"

"And I'm about to be sleepkicking your ass"

Author:  Pantsman [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:55 am ]
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Killable_Boa wrote:
"Good night and don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass"

"And I'm about to be sleepkicking your ass"


"This time, it's personal."
SSSSSSLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP.

-Solid Snake, Metal Gear Toast 2

Author:  Lex [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:01 pm ]
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"My Pokémon-loving grandmother's atheist kitten got cancer from some homophobic neo-Nazis and will die if we don't raise $2000 for surgery in two weeks."
-I have no idea who said this.

Author:  Pantsman [ Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:44 pm ]
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"Hail Illpallazzo!"
-Excel, Excel Saga.

Author:  Parpol [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:05 pm ]
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"I'm too lazy to look up a quote"
-newpurple

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:39 pm ]
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Newpurple wrote:
"I'm too lazy to look up a quote"
-newpurple


"It's definitely lupus."
Doctor Yom.

Author:  LordofFlames [ Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:14 am ]
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"*DROPKICKS YOM*"

By ME!!!

Author:  Parpol [ Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:58 pm ]
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"My anus keeps itching, and I have these weird red spot on my balls."
-Also LoF

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