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 Astrology Tiem~
Now let us all share our astrology signs, so that we may judge each other more easily!

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If you hate your astrology sign, you can lie and say it is something else. You can also do this if you are ultra-paranoid.

You can use Eastern, Western, Northern, or Southern signs. USE ALL THE SIGNS. You can find out which sign(s) you are here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_astrological_traditions,_types,_and_systems So convenient. Find out that moon sign, bb!
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You can make up better signs if you hate the signs currently available.

You can have more than one. In fact, you already do. You can also ignore as many as you like.

If it makes you happy, add in some numerology, but try to avoid gematria or crystal meth.

Don't fuck this up. Everyone will probably judge you based on what you put here. And if they do, you should become outrageously angry and riot. Table flip. :cool


If you hate this topic, the magical Astrololol Fae will throw glitter in your face and set fire to you at 3AM. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's a scary-ass bitch.
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This is probably not from a chain letter. :seizure

Oh, right. I'm a Taurus, a Boar, and other things. :evil This means that I have a lot of bad qualities, and yet I think that they are all excellent.

No, I haven't made a pact with the Astrololol Fae to capture your sign-soul and feed it to the...

Heeeehhh.. :l

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(The following is the free version of the reading and is largely incomplete.)


Psychological Type
You possess the gift of a clear, strong and objective mind, and you are a lover of truth and integrity in all your dealings. You will always favour reason over chaos, and principles over personal reactions. But there is considerable conflict within you - a dilemma between your rational, detached spirit and your intense and sometimes overpowering feeling. Another way of describing your nature might be to say that you tend to live in your head -because it seems safer, more civilised, and more "decent" […]

Character and Shadow
The interplay between the conscious and unconscious sides of you is a constantly shifting dance, changing at different stages of your life and altering according to the pressures and challenges which you encounter. The tension between the primary characters in your inner drama is the source of energy which provides your life with movement, purpose, conflict and growth.

[…] Life is a perpetual unfinished novel for you, in which anything could lie around the next corner; and even if you carry considerable worldly responsibilities, you carry them lightly, always feeling as though somehow it isn't yet the real thing, but only a practice run — […]

You loathe boundaries of any kind, for you are a wanderer who demands a limitless horizon. The moment your material circumstances close off that distant view of the road going on forever, you are liable to slip away, in spirit if not in body, for you are not very good […]

Hidden traits

[…] The shadow-side of your personality is considerably more conventional, conservative and traditional than you might like to admit; and if you consider honestly the sometimes disproportionately negative reactions that you display when confronted with such qualities in other […]

A minor character

[…] You are likely to be attracted to beautiful philosophies as well as beautiful people, and need to believe in an ultimate order as well as in the potential for improvement. If you are an artist, you will be dissatisfied with everything you produce, always striving for some […]

Relationship Patterns
Your tendency to fall in love with an ideal fantasy rather than a real woman causes you to be perennially dissatisfied in your relationships - even if you have managed to hold together a conventional marriage for many years. You tend to be rather fascinating to women because of your elusiveness and vision, and you may frequently find yourself the unwilling object of others' pursuit. But you are deeply frightened of your emotional needs, fearing the dependency and vulnerability which deep commitment […]

(This is a nearly complete listing of the various aspects of my personality based on astrological interactions. Most jive and work together, some are at odds and some I have overcome through time and hard work towards bettering myself.)


Sun in Gemini
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Your mind is very quick and agile, and you are curious to know the answer to every question as quickly as possible.

You like to travel and see new sights. You quickly get tired of whatever you are used to and want to trade it for something different.

You enjoy games, especially ones that require you to match wits with someone else.

Your moods change very quickly, and you don't spend a great deal of time being unhappy or sad. All it takes to make you feel better is to have something new and interesting to do.

You may become very fond of books and reading, or you may prefer to learn by talking with others.


Moon in Gemini
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Your emotions change very rapidly, and you are quite restless. You get bored rather quickly, and your attention tends to wander if you have to keep it fixed on one object too long. But you are very curious and eager to try out every new experience.

You enjoy traveling as a chance to have new experiences. And you feel the same way about new ideas, wanting to learn everything there is to learn.

One very good feature of this Moon position is that you will probably learn to let your intellect control your emotions. In situations where others act wildly and emotionally, you can keep your cool and see what is really happening.


Mars in Gemini
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Your energies get turned on very rapidly, and you work very quickly. You are inclined to start several projects at once and never finish any of them. If you cannot overcome this basic tendency to dabble shallowly in many activities, you will not master any skill very completely.

On the other hand, you do have a quick mind, which you enjoy using, especially to debate and argue with others in a spirit of friendly disagreement.

Try not to be so impulsive in the way you think. If you make decisions too rapidly, you will often be wrong.


Aries Rising
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You are a free spirit who likes to do things your own way and to be the first whenever possible. You always try to act energetic, active and self-assertive.

You like to compete with others. Cooperating is sometimes a problem because you are so independent.

Others will like you for the positive energy that you radiate. At the same time your lighthearted attitude about your feelings may make it hard to get sympathy when you really need it.

You tend to be rash and impulsive, acting first and thinking later. Learn to be a little more thoughtful about your actions.

You will fight for what you believe in, so it is important to think carefully about your beliefs, so that your energies will go to a good cause.


Sun Opposition Saturn
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This aspect can have a very inhibiting effect, which you may spend a good deal of your life learning to handle properly. In a very real sense, you will never be young in this life.

The problem is, however, that you are your harshest critic, often feeling that you have so little to offer that no one can love you. You feel that people will not accept you as you really are, that you have to earn their love. This isn't true, and your only real problem is thinking that it is. People who do like you will try to make you realize that fact, but it won't be easy. You take criticism far more seriously than praise, even though the praise may be just as deserved.


Sun in the Second House
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You love security, which for you means being surrounded by comfortable and familiar objects. The only problem is that you may try to own more things than you really need, so that your life is cluttered with material possessions.

You may find it difficult to share, but if you want to have good friendships, you will have to learn how. You are even possessive of your friends, and don't like to share them with anyone else. If a friend pays too much attention to someone else while you are together, you are likely to feel jealous. But you have to learn to share that person with others.


Moon Sextile Venus
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You are very sensitive to beauty and need to have beautiful things around you at all times.

You aren't emotionally shy and don't mind having others see your private emotions. As a result, you come across to others as very soft, warm and affectionate.

You may be inclined to laziness. You simply do not see the point of vigorous activity and hard work, since you already feel that you have what you need - ease, pleasant surroundings and good friends.

In dealing with others, you win them over with charm, so you have no need to use force. You can even charm people into doing things that they don't especially want to do. Charm is very useful, but you shouldn't get in the habit of using it as a substitute for strong character.


Moon in the Third House
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Your feelings influence your decisions so much that it may be impossible to be objective, unless you make a great effort to be. Yet you have a good understanding of what is right for you and what isn't, and as you grow up you will learn the difference between judging something on emotional whim and judging by real intuition.

On the other hand, you are good at talking about your feelings.

Your habits have a very strong effect on how you think and act. Be careful of prejudices and beliefs that others have taught you.


Moon Conjunct Mars
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You are likely to have quite a temper and fly off the handle easily. However, if you are allowed to express your anger completely, you get over it very soon. You can be angry at one minute, but as soon as your mood has passed, you are quite calm.

You are a fighter, and once you have made up your mind about something, you fight very hard to get your way. Others have to prove that they are stronger than you are, or you won't give in to them.

The major problem to watch out for is that you may fight for ideas or causes that you haven't thought out at all carefully. You may react to threats that are more imagined than real if an innocent remark or action triggers off an angry reaction in your mind.


Moon Opposition Uranus
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This aspect may mean that your emotions are very changeable. But it can also mean that you don't really trust the people you rely on for support and care.

You are most attracted to people who are very exciting and stimulating, who are following their own way of life completely. But you are reluctant to get involved with anyone who tries to limit your freedom or who makes too many demands. To avoid relationships that are too close and emotional, you may attract unstable and unreliable people.

If you feel hurt because someone doesn't want to be close to you all the time, ask yourself if that's what you really want. The chances are you do not. Instead, look for someone who can be free with you and with whom you can be free, without making demands on each other.


Moon Trine Jupiter
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This is one of the most pleasant of all aspects. It indicates that you are an outgoing person with a great deal of self-confidence and emotional security. You aren't afraid of being yourself in any situation.

You are usually generous and giving toward others. You want to take care of people and animals, helping those in trouble and protecting the weak.

You have great respect for honor and honesty, and you may develop a fairly strong interest in religion. Your faith will not be a limited puritanical kind, but one based on kindness and the desire to help people grow and move forward in their lives.


Mercury in the First House
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You are very alert, lively and always curious. You want to be in the middle of fast moving activities, for otherwise you are bored and restless.

You like to talk with people and find out how they think. You are always open to new ideas and willing to try anything once. You should enjoy reading, especially factual books about subjects like history and science.

You enjoy traveling or at least moving around as one way of settling your restlessness. When you are on the move, you feel alive. But you don't have to go far to be happy, as long as you aren't forced to sit still.

Your quick mind should be helpful in school if you can learn to discipline yourself and pay attention to your work long enough to learn it.


Mercury in Taurus
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You think very slowly and carefully and arrive at conclusions only after much thought. You want to take enough time to be sure that your thinking is solidly based. You demand to know the practical use of every subject. You are less concerned with whether something is true than with how useful it is.

You think with your feelings a lot, and you will reject a logically correct statement if it doesn't fit in with your feelings. Common sense and experience are very important to you in making decisions.

You are likely to work well with your hands, because you take the trouble to do everything correctly. You are never in a hurry.


Mercury Trine Midheaven
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Very early in your life you will begin to think about what you want to do when you are older. To this end you will work to develop the talents that will help you get ahead.

You believe you can learn from the people who are above you, so that one day you can be in their position. This makes you a hardworking person who tries to master all the skills you study.

Later in your life you may work in some area of communications, science, education or another field that requires mental skill and the ability to communicate clearly.

You are very good at taking care of everything you own, and you prefer possessions that stimulate your mind, such as books and records.


Mercury Trine Neptune
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Your rich imagination allows you to be very creative. You can see beauty in the world that is hidden from others, and you can express this through writing or art. Also you are an idealist who dreams of a better world in which all the problems of this one have been solved. But you stay in touch with this world enough so that you can handle it.

If you make an effort now to learn the difference between the world of your imagination and the real world, your creativeness will become even more effective.


Mercury Square Jupiter
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This aspect usually means that you have a sharp mind and great ability to understand ideas that aren't obvious to others, but you will need a lot of discipline to make the most of it. Otherwise, your thinking is likely to be rash and sloppy, and you will jump to conclusions without knowing all the facts. You need to train yourself to work carefully with some kind of system. When you start a project, make a checklist of the steps that you might overlook and then make sure that you take care of each one.

On the plus side, you are able to put together ideas and understandings that to others seem unrelated. You are generous and optimistic, which will make people like you.


Mercury Opposition Pluto
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You may have a hard time getting people to agree with you about the ideas that you hold to be important. Others may seem to you to put your ideas down, threatening your ability to be what you want.

The problem is that even while you are young, your opinions and ideas bring about conflicts with others. This may happen because of the way that you express yourself, or perhaps you are attracted to people who are unpleasantly forceful, although you like them.

At times in your life your mind gets so intensely involved in some idea or belief that you become quite obsessed with it, which others find upsetting. At such times you get all caught up in the process and can't see the rest of the world very clearly. But eventually the phase passes and you can go back to normal.


Venus in the First House
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This is a very favorable position because it enables you to make a good impression on others and to be liked. You concentrate a great deal on your appearance, because you hate to look sloppy. You may develop some artistic talent, which will be furthered by your sense of form and design.

You work very hard to get along with others, and you usually try to win arguments with diplomacy and tact rather than force. You must learn to be self-assertive when necessary and to stand up for your rights, forcefully if need be. You can give the world much beauty, and you will present it most effectively if you learn to combine charm with strength.


Venus in Aries
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You are very affectionate toward others, but you hate to be tied down by anyone. Not shy or reserved, you express your loving feelings freely, and you need to be free to love whomever you choose. You are unwilling to give in to your partner, because you always want things your own way. This could be a problem in your friendships. However, now is the time when you can learn how to give and how to make compromises with friends, relatives and other people.

People usually like you because you are yourself, not because you are charming. You know what you want, and you are willing to go after it.


Venus Trine Uranus
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You like to be with people, but on your own terms. You don't want friends who constantly make demands in the name of friendship or love.

You prefer to be with people who are exciting and different. An ordinary, routine relationship eventually bores you, although you can have a lasting friendship with someone, as long as he or she is an unusual person.

You may be quite creative, but in a style that is very unusual and distinctly your own. You are not one who takes familiar paths when you create.

The main idea that you have to accept is that not everyone can fill your needs. And if you like to be at peace in your personal life, which is entirely possible, even with this aspect, your relationships may occasionally be unsettling.


Venus Sextile Jupiter
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You are very sociable and enjoy being with friends, and you probably have many of them. You want to spread your feelings of warmth and affection around as much as possible. In fact you share whatever you have with those you love, even when you don't have much. But you do enjoy luxury and comfort whenever they are available.

You are willing to overlook faults in your loved ones, because you feel that people's faults are not as important as their strengths, so you concentrate on each person's good points.

Your outlook on life is positive, and you won't let yourself get dragged down easily. You are always able to see the bright side of a situation, and you concentrate on that.


Venus Sextile Mars
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You get along well with others, and you enjoy having many friends. Your friends like you as well, because you make everyone feel good without flattering them and without compromising your beliefs and what you want in life. That is, you are yourself in a way that creates respect and affection, but not conflict.

Your love relationships will be quite intense, and once you start having such relationships, you will always be involved in one affair or another. But you will not be attracted to people who do not share your love of intense experience or who seem afraid of life. Your own vital energies would not stand for that.


Mars in the Third House
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You have a very aggressive intellect, so that you like to debate and argue with people, usually not to have a serious fight but a friendly argument.

Fortunately your mind works quite quickly, and you have a lot of mental energy. Just don't lose your curiosity about getting answers by concentrating all your energy on winning the argument.

When you are talking with people, be careful how you speak, because you tend to express yourself argumentatively even when you have nothing to fight about.


Mars Sextile Ascendant
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You are independent and self- assertive, but you can work with people who share your goals and ideals. However, it is important to note that you are not very good at giving in on what you want in order to get along with others.

You state your ideas strongly and demand that others take your statements seriously.

You enjoy being with friends who are very active, energetic and independent, like yourself. You choose friends who will not make demands on you and will let you go your own way when you feel like it. But you have a strong standard of fairness, and you will not usually let your friends down. In fact you will fight to defend someone you personally believe in, even if you suspect that he or she may be wrong.


Mars Trine Jupiter
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This aspect is usually regarded as lucky. You will be able to do pretty much what you want with your life in any way you want. You can be yourself, do what you want and still win approval, for people recognize your integrity and honesty as well as your generous attitude toward others.

You are able to work with others and get what you want without taking anything away from them. People appreciate this and will want to help you.

This aspect means that you love freedom, and you enjoy moving around in large open areas. You do everything in a big way, and you have very little patience with people who take life only in little pieces.


Mars Opposition Uranus
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This aspect has two distinct sides. Some people experience its energies within themselves, while others experience it primarily through others.

If you experience it in yourself, you see others as a threat to your actions and yourself. You feel that you must constantly fight anyone who tries to keep you in check.

If you experience this aspect through other people, you may be someone who appears quite orderly and conventional, but you attract disruptive people who will not leave you in peace.

In either case, you must come to terms with other people in some way. Basically you are a fighter who thrives on a certain amount of conflicts, but you should learn to recognize when that is appropriate and when it is not.


Jupiter Square Saturn
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This aspect often signifies that you are mentally restless and find it difficult to accept the world as it is. Very often you may feel that circumstances or persons limit you unnecessarily, and you work very hard to get around any limitations imposed by others.

You want to be a person of some significance in the world. However, your restlessness and impatience may cause you to lose out on many opportunities. You must calm down and be a bit more accepting of life as it is.

Try not to constantly change your activities and objectives. You can accomplish a great deal more if you stick to one objective for some time, because you do have many skills and abilities. Life can give you quite a bit, but you must learn to live within its limitations.


Jupiter in the Eleventh House
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This indicates that you should have good luck with friends throughout your life and that you like being with others and having a good time. Especially later in life, your friends may be socially prominent people who can do favors for you.

Also you are likely to seek friends who will show you new aspects of life, who can expose you to what you would never have seen otherwise. For this reason, your friends are often somewhat older and more experienced than you are, and as you get older, you are likely to play this same role for younger people.

Probably you are an idealist with high hopes and wishes for yourself. This does not mean that you are impractical but that you have set high goals for yourself. In fact, if you work hard and remain optimistic, you can probably achieve what you want, especially if you seek out friends who make you feel more confident about yourself.


Jupiter in Aquarius
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This is an indication that you will grow through being free to find new ways of living and new methods for accomplishing old purposes. There is a side of you that is quite inventive, which can really benefit from looking at life from a new angle.

However, although you are in many ways an individualist, you do not think just of yourself. You understand that your friends have needs, and you look for ways in which you and your friends can benefit together.

You are usually very fair and your sense of justice is strong. You have no special awe of authority figures; in fact, you ignore the traditional notion that anyone in authority should be respected. These people must prove their worth as far as you're concerned.

As you get older, your social consciousness will evolve further, and you may become involved in some mass movement to spread the ideals you believe in. You know how to make sure that every part of a group is effectively contributing to the whole.


Jupiter Sextile Uranus
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Your life will be very free, without the limitations that others have to contend with. You can always look at a situation from a fresh viewpoint and see angles that others miss.

An optimist, you have a fundamental faith that everything in your life will work out all right, as long as it stays interesting. You like a lot of change and activity in your life and you always want to be with interesting people.

Sometimes with this aspect, chances just seem to come to you out of the blue, but that is because you are not fully aware of the energies that you set in motion. You may be lucky, but only because you project such positive energies.

You are quite creative, and you may even be something of an inventor.


Saturn in the Eighth House
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You may have to learn some important lessons about money, property and other material resources. In particular, you may have to decide while quite young what rights you and others have to each others possessions. You may have to learn to share your possessions instead of holding on to what you believe is yours alone.

A quite different expression of this position is a curious fear of change. It may be difficult for you to face the larger transformations that we all have to deal with, such as moving to a new home or losing a friend.

Your approach to life should be looser, for life always changes, and you should learn to flow with it. Unconsciously, you may be reacting to and fearing all changes as if they were death. But changes are really births, and if you can approach them that way, you will be much better off.


Saturn in Scorpio
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This placement indicates that deep and intense psychological change may be very difficult for you to withstand. You may try to ignore it or to repress the energies that come from deep inside you. You must try very hard to understand what is motivating you and to accept it, whatever it is. In fact, you must work very hard to accept all aspects of your character no matter how strange they seem.

Also, you may be reluctant to express your true feelings, because you prefer to keep an outward appearance of calm and control. But this is not always good for you, because everyone needs to release their feelings from time to time, especially while you are young. On the plus side, when you are under intense pressure, you can show your emotions and still be more in control of them than most people. That can be very helpful when the going gets rough.


Uranus in the Ninth House
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Even while young, you are a free thinker. You must arrive at your own understanding of the world and be free to see it in your own way.

The positive side of this tendency is that you can think quite originally. You are attracted to revolutionary ways of thinking that others may be too timid to get into, because you are free of the limitations that hold back their thinking.

However, if you carry this tendency too far, you may become a very rash and even sloppy thinker. It is as wrong to assume that anything new is necessarily good as to think that the old is necessarily good.

Travel is a source of excitement for you, and you like to get away and escape from the routine of everyday life.


Uranus in Sagittarius
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These children are strongly attracted to new philosophies and will question all accepted traditions and ideals. They are interested in new and innovative ideas rather than the tried and true, feeling that the past has outlived its usefulness. They have a strong drive to be free and may be quite eccentric. If the current interest in new religious sects and cults continues, these people are likely to be very much involved in them and will change them tremendously.


Uranus Trine Ascendant
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Even at a very early age, you insist on your right to be yourself. You may or may not be particularly rebellious, but as you grow up you do need a lot of room, without restrictions. You like to find things out for yourself instead of being told about them or reading about them in books. The reason for this preference is that you see and experience everything you encounter quite differently from others, which gives you a great creative inventive drive. The old ways never seem satisfactory to you.

You like to be with other people who share this attitude, rather than with people who are afraid of change or who are totally predictable. You like to be excited by your friends and, within reason, startled by new and exciting ideas.

No matter what comes at you from other people, you can take it. You are very adaptable and can handle changes very quickly.


Neptune in the Ninth House
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You are an idealist and dreamer who looks beyond your everyday world for topics to think and dream about. The normal world that we all live in seems to you a rather dull, uninteresting place. You always look for the hidden aspects of your world, the movements going on behind the scenes and the events that do not quite fit in with ordinary views of the world.

A serious problem that may arise with this placement is that you may be quite impractical. Your head may be so far up in the clouds that you cannot come to grips with the real world down here. This position indicates faith, in all its good and bad meanings.

A compassionate person, you have a feeling of kinship to all life, which you probably express by being kind to other people and to animals.


Neptune in Capricorn
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This generation should represent quite a reaction against the previous one. These children will probably idealize work, thrift, practical considerations and duty rather than the more abstract, spiritual ideals of the generation before them. However, their idealization of such practical virtues does not mean that they will be very effective in dealing with them. In fact these principles may deteriorate considerably, simply because this generation does not deal with them in their daily lives but only in their minds and dreams.


Neptune Conjunct Midheaven
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This aspect presents many opportunities and many challenges. You are very sensitive to whatever happens around you, and you seem to soak up impressions like a sponge. But you do not always know what these impressions mean or what to do with them.

One of your parents, at least, should be able to lovingly but firmly guide you through life and point out the difference between realities and illusions.

Your parents should accept the fact that your so-called fantasies are actually based on a reality that is not easy to understand. They should help you learn to interpret this reality rather than saying that you are only dreaming or making it all up.

It won't be easy to find the right course to follow in life, but this position provides a few clues. First of all, you should feel that you are working for a cause higher than yourself, whether it is serving or taking care of others in some way or working for an idea or faith.


Neptune Square Ascendant
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You must learn to be very straightforward and honest in all your contacts with other people. Even harmless pretense is likely to lead to real misunderstandings and difficulties with others. Your actions are so easily misinterpreted that any willful act of this type will cause serious trouble. Similarly you may misunderstand your friends. You are very sensitive to unconscious messages from everyone you meet, because you perceive feelings and emotions that everyone has that are not usually perceived.

Also be careful not to form your image of yourself entirely through your relationships. At times, difficulties with others will make you feel demoralized and discouraged, especially if you are dependent upon others' reactions for your self-image. You have as many rights as anyone, and you should stand up for them.


Neptune Sextile Pluto
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This aspect lasted extremely long. It started in the late 1940s and continues beyond the end of the twentieth century. Therefore, a lot of children were born under this influence, and it is hard to separate its effects from other elements and indications. During this time a lot of beliefs, religious or otherwise, underwent extraordinary changes. Attitudes about organized religion, morality and sexuality were revised completely. The children of this time will probably know the cycles of life better than others. They will realize that it is a natural part of life that everything must die and decay, to be reborn again at another level. This is especially true for inner and spiritual developments but also for their concern about social and human relations.


Pluto in the Seventh House
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Encounters with others will play a significant role in your life. You will attract people who seem very strong willed and powerful, who may try to change your life. Learn to judge yourself independently of what others say. Of course, this placement can be a sign that you try to change everyone you meet. In that case you would have to learn to leave others alone.

You will always look for relationships that are very intense emotionally, and you may get involved in power struggles about which of you is going to control the other.

This placement may indicate that you are good at counseling others in psychology or related fields.


Pluto in Scorpio
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This placement lasted from 1983 to 1995. Many astrologers believe that Scorpio is the sign that is ruled by Pluto. The children of this era should be much more concerned with the forces underlying the surface of reality. They will put their intelligence to investigating all kinds of phenomena, and it is just possible that they will bring the arts and sciences out of their present stagnation to a new period of dynamic activity. This period will be a time of change that is intense even by twentieth-century standards.


Pluto Sextile Midheaven
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This aspect denotes that you are ambitious to succeed and be a person of some significance in later life. In particular, you enjoy getting to the heart of any mystery and finding out what is really going on. This aspect also indicates a natural ability in psychology, an understanding of people's inner motivations, which will be useful no matter what you do.

You enjoy helping people who need advice or guidance. This will become more pronounced when you are an adult and keep encountering people whose lives need to be reconstructed in some way. You will derive great satisfaction from assisting in this process.

In trying to help someone, always be careful that your main concern is the other person's benefit. Do not manipulate others' lives for trivial reasons.

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I don't give a fuck if you believe or not, but I'm saying I'm Virgo in the western zodiac, and a Dragon in the chinese one, and I have absolutely no idea on the others.

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Tsk tsk. Quote editing? ;P It's more fun if all of its in there. It keeps people who can't be arsed to scroll down away.


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Tsk tsk. Quote editing? ;P It's more fun if all of its in there. It keeps people who can't be arsed to scroll down away.


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i shall keep this in mind for future abuse. huhuhu chu po po po :twisted

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I thought only girls were interested in astrology

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PSH! Typical girl thinking.......



Although I'd agree, if it werent for the fact that men become astrologist as a job just like women. :l

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