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president of the USA fuck is trying to save face ,all walking in public with small security and talking to the surfs. he even started doing some small eaningless humanitarian crap like visiting a sick children's hospital. yep I call it saving face because he hasn't given a rats ass about anyone in america for a long time, why start now?
obviously this is a sign that something like the bill clinton fat chick desk job scandal is about to come out and he wants to seem like a nice guy before that happens.
In other news, this is how the president thinks:
*in bad foriegn accent maybe romanian*: " I have Balls and Penis, Everybody See I have Dickballs and Penis, why is no one understand I only one wit Dickballs and Penis? everybody try make trouble on wvat I do, but I have DickBalls and Penis!, this is... I am to totalitarian ruler of america empire, why no one understand I have dick and penis mean I do what I want and follow no laws?"
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Re: President fuck
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