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(07:46:14) NekoBlue: so are you a boy...or a girl... B) (07:48:21) YomToxic: So lewd.... O:-D (07:48:42) NekoBlue: (07:48:56) YomToxic: I'm an old man. 8o (07:49:11) NekoBlue: fuuuuuu (07:49:13) NekoBlue: xD (07:49:25) YomToxic: lololololololol (07:49:48) fluffy: No joke, the other day a customer walked in and I had the Professor Oak moment: "so… are you a boy? …or a girl?" (07:51:01) fluffy: Attack on Titan. Total snorefest. I after five episodes I gave up and decided to just look up the porn the old fashioned way. (07:51:34) YomToxic: hai fluffy! (07:51:51) YomToxic: we should create a doujin. (07:52:03) YomToxic: :idea: (07:52:44) Newpurple: http://i.4cdn.org/b/140096514174?4.gif (07:52:54) Newpurple: I AM DA FIRE WIND WATER ERF (07:52:57) fluffy: Hungry girl is awfully cute and that's about it. Serious chick is hot in that "I'll cut your tendons and fuck your various holes until you begin to fester" kind of way but overall is hideous to me. (07:53:16) NekoBlue: ._. (07:53:20) fluffy: Heart! (07:53:43) Newpurple: NO ROOM FOR THAT BULLSHIT. TAKE YOUR LOVE ELSEWHERE (07:53:51) YomToxic: why the hell is 'logs' an element... (07:53:55) fluffy: ·—· ¿wot? (07:54:10) Newpurple: lul. "logs" is erf (07:54:13) NekoBlue: herp derp (07:54:29) fluffy: Logs are a vital part of gnomic eco-gnomics.
:error: (07:54:38) YomToxic: lol (07:54:45) NekoBlue: >:-D (07:54:49) fluffy: ¡FORCED RESTART! (07:54:53) YomToxic: speaking of logs, I built a dwarven fortress
with one... (07:54:56) ChatBot: fluffy logs out of the Chat. (07:55:00) YomToxic: and flooded the area with a wave motion gun. (07:55:11) ChatBot: fluffy logs into the Chat. (07:55:13) ChatBot: fluffy has been logged out (Timeout). (07:55:13) ChatBot: fluffy logs into the Chat. (07:55:23) YomToxic: narrator: The recoil ended up destroying the
fortress, though. (07:55:50) Newpurple: I don't know why I wanted to play Evangelion's
"The Beast" for that gif, but damn, was it fitting (07:56:03) YomToxic: elements? (07:56:12) fluffy: Flash had crashed a while back (I think it was
Thor's day?) and so now I can hear you talk. (07:57:35) fluffy: Heart as a power is actually closer to knowing
and controlling the inner desires of things which is pretty much
mind reading and mind control wrapped in to one incredibly useful
ability.
(07:58:44) YomToxic: So, what brings you to good ol' FH? (07:59:22) NekoBlue: Lets do random crap ._. (07:59:29) fluffy: So the F-16 weighs 9,100 kilograms. That's all.
The M88A2 Hercules weighs 70 tons. (07:59:33) fluffy: Discus. (07:59:49) YomToxic: Hooray for random crap! (07:59:51) NekoBlue: we should... (07:59:55) YomToxic: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal?/view/639045 (07:59:55) NekoBlue: ROLEPLAAAY (07:59:58) fluffy: There's no time for random crap! We have so many
sequential matters to tackle! (08:00:09) YomToxic: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR RANDOM CRAP! (08:00:18) YomToxic: EVERYTHING WE DO IS RANDOM CRAP!
:error::error::error: (08:00:28) Newpurple: fuck, looks like windows decided to do a
performance test and disabled a bunch of stuff (08:00:31) NekoBlue: lets use that thing to make who we will be for
the random crap stuff :D (08:00:51) YomToxic: except for that part where you guys jacked a
submarines and drove it 100 miles inland. (08:01:12) Newpurple: fucking using 99% of my cpu usage (08:01:13) YomToxic: I second this motion. Proceed! (08:01:20) YomToxic: 8) (08:01:49) fluffy: We're not random. It's a common mistake. We may
appear as an endless flow of non sequiturs but in fact are highly
ordered and sequential. (08:01:49) NekoBlue: okay so who will we be....for the most random
crap adventure....EVER (08:02:06) NekoBlue: ....fluffy....you blew my mind (08:02:08) NekoBlue: (08:02:20) YomToxic: running at 39%. because two flas and one K-On
episode running in the background. (08:02:57) NekoBlue: I am Major Stark (08:03:13) YomToxic: badump... badump..... (08:03:13) NekoBlue: the ache-ridden...school slut (08:03:26) fluffy: My percentage (literally translated as "ones out
of a hundred") is something like 1300% to 1600% right now.
(08:03:31) YomToxic: > Fate intensifies. (08:03:41) NekoBlue: and my destiny is to...anally violate the
hoods.... (08:03:49) NekoBlue: o_o (08:03:55) YomToxic: I believe in you. (08:03:59) fluffy: A Gaussian figure is 1430% CPU usage. (08:04:14) NekoBlue: okay YomToxic who are you (08:04:26) ChatBot: NekoBlue is now known as (Major_Stark). (08:04:54) YomToxic: I dunno, lol. (08:05:06) (Major_Stark): USE THE FATE MACHINE (08:05:10) (Major_Stark): BAfaghals (08:05:14) fluffy is Godly Bulbasaur the wise god. His destiny is to
summon the NSA. (08:05:16) (Major_Stark): J._.J (08:05:35) YomToxic: OH (08:05:36) YomToxic: sure (08:06:08) (Major_Stark): Fluffy shall be known as Godly Bulbasaur (08:07:12) YomToxic: I am Franky Cell, the Last Perfect Storm. My
destiny is to re-create all the skies. (08:07:27) ChatBot: YomToxic is now known as (FrankyCell). (08:07:36) (Major_Stark): now change you name Fluffy (08:08:07) (FrankyCell): in 2 months, Operation Ayano begins... (08:08:10) fluffy: Somebody else explain why that's not going to
happen. (08:08:16) (FrankyCell): *shiver* I'm excited. (08:08:24) fluffy: The whole "me changing my name" thing. (08:08:32) (Major_Stark): .... (08:08:41) (FrankyCell): Hmm, its because there's a letter limit to
names? (08:08:49) fluffy: Yeppers. (08:08:52) (Major_Stark): Shut it Godly B... (08:09:10) fluffy: "Bulbasaur" is huge… (08:09:26) (Major_Stark): Then use Godly B. as a name (08:10:43) (Major_Stark): Lets us go on awesome Adventures
in.....where are we again ._. (08:11:13) (FrankyCell): hmmm (08:11:33) (FrankyCell): you know, I think V2 has potential if I
make it a whole book instead of one function. (08:11:49) (FrankyCell): whaddya think, guys? (08:11:52) (Major_Stark): ... (08:11:55) (Major_Stark): huh? (08:11:58) (Major_Stark): where am I (08:12:02) (Major_Stark): ;_; (08:12:03) fluffy: In the name of the Utah Data Center and the
Mormon bribes! By the secret treaty with AT&T to steal all your
data! In order to blindly persecute our own citizens for profit! I
call upon Grachiel the archdemon of the dying times, Muriel the
great demon of lies, Naberius the lord of cunning; the National
Security Agency cometh! All hail the great works! May the golden
hammer of oppression forge freedom into shackles and set wrong all
world! (08:12:30) (Major_Stark): godly b got his shit done (08:12:34) (FrankyCell): I was thinking of making it a book. (08:12:37) (Major_Stark): oh shit!!!! (08:12:45) (FrankyCell): RUN! FUCKING RUN! (08:12:53) (Major_Stark): GET THE GUNS (08:12:58) fluffy: (I whole-heartedly approve, Franky Cell.) (08:13:08) (Major_Stark): (best idea ever) (08:13:26) (FrankyCell):
mb/a/ad/Muriel_Bagge.jpg/500px-Muriel_Bagge.jpg (08:13:32) (FrankyCell): FUCKING RUN (08:13:34) fluffy: Those are actual demons, by-the-way. This spell
should technically work if performed. (08:13:43) (Major_Stark): ... (08:13:49) (FrankyCell): LOL (08:13:50) (Major_Stark): TO THE DARK EVIL BASEMENT!!!1 (08:14:53) (Major_Stark): okay....any plans to defend Naberius? (08:15:06) (FrankyCell): We shall use... (08:15:18) fluffy: Just for future reference, if I ever name a demon
you can pretty much count on it being a real and known demon that
actually has the power to carry out whatever it is I was spouting
aboot. (08:15:21) (FrankyCell): Melonbread squirtle! (08:15:30) (Major_Stark): ... (08:15:49) (FrankyCell): for he is the Chosen Gladiator... (08:15:51) fluffy: Oh fuck. My one weakness: actually being
attacked. (08:15:56) (Major_Stark): I was thinking of using him or her to
anally violate the hood... (08:16:01) (Major_Stark): s (08:16:01) (FrankyCell): destined to create an anime about anime! (08:16:21) (FrankyCell): how about a knife in the eye, ah? (08:16:40) (Major_Stark): GO NABERIUS (08:16:44) fluffy: The nested reality recursion incursion! My dark
plans are brought to light! (08:17:17) (Major_Stark): A shall shoot you Godly B....WITH A DILDO
GUN >:C (08:17:34) (FrankyCell): and now, back to Metal Gear Toast 2 (08:17:35) (FrankyCell):
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal?/view/259284 (08:18:43) fluffy: All my vase are be wrong in U.S.! (08:18:57) (Major_Stark): ... (08:19:15) ChatBot: Orange_Juice_Jon logs into the Chat. (08:19:20) (FrankyCell): OJJ! (08:19:26) ChatBot: (Major_Stark) is now known as NekoBlue. (08:19:27) (FrankyCell): just the man I needed to see. (08:19:38) (FrankyCell): did you get the map and plans? (08:19:39) NekoBlue: I'm not Major Stark anymore (08:19:41) NekoBlue: :D (08:19:46) Orange_Juice_Jon: In that case I had better leave (08:19:53) fluffy: Juicy~ Where are the white bitches at? (08:20:07) Orange_Juice_Jon: THat was a good movie (08:20:12) fluffy: Word. (08:21:07) fluffy: So How Can Anything In This Place Be
Entertainonomotron To You This Fine Glorious Morning In The
Underground? (08:21:13) NekoBlue: Lets play something (08:21:15) NekoBlue: ... (08:21:20) NekoBlue: there is a roll dice button (08:21:22) NekoBlue: ... (08:21:27) ChatBot: UmbraeMaria logs into the Chat. (08:21:38) (FrankyCell): whoa~ its always a crowd here in the
weekend! (08:21:48) fluffy plays with your emotions… It's super effective! (08:21:57) fluffy: Critical hit! (08:22:00) UmbraeMaria: o///o (08:22:05) UmbraeMaria: i cant deal with this (08:22:08) (FrankyCell): hai mari-chan! (08:22:17) fluffy: Stay anyway. (08:22:18) Orange_Juice_Jon: THen go out side dog! (08:22:24) Orange_Juice_Jon: outside (08:22:26) NekoBlue: ...I feel like a newbie ._. (08:22:28) fluffy: How did that whole police thing work out? (08:22:34) (FrankyCell): everyone's a newbie once. (08:22:38) Orange_Juice_Jon: they all died (08:22:39) (FrankyCell): even me. LOL (08:22:39) NekoBlue: NekoBlue Level. 6 (08:22:45) fluffy: And a boobie. (08:22:58) NekoBlue: Lets do something nerdie... (08:23:01) NekoBlue: ... (08:23:06) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 4. (08:23:10) Orange_Juice_Jon: no (08:23:10) NekoBlue: *wink wink* (08:23:11) (FrankyCell): str 4 (08:23:13) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 4. (08:23:17) NekoBlue: *nudge nudge* (08:23:17) (FrankyCell): Int 4 (08:23:18) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 4. (08:23:21) NekoBlue: *stab stab* (08:23:22) fluffy: I learned that people all start out as tits from
watching House. (08:23:25) (FrankyCell): Agi 4 (08:23:30) (FrankyCell): DEATH DEATH DEATH! (08:23:32) NekoBlue: lets play D&D (08:23:33) (FrankyCell): X_X (08:23:33) NekoBlue: xD (08:23:38) Orange_Juice_Jon: No (08:23:51) (FrankyCell): sure, why the hell not (08:23:56) NekoBlue: alright (08:23:58) fluffy: Death to the power of death! Woo~ (08:23:58) ChatBot: UmbraeMaria has been logged out (Timeout). (08:24:10) (FrankyCell): .... oh yeah, we blew up hell, right OJJ? (08:24:11) NekoBlue: SEARCH THE INTERNET FOR A RULEBOOK (08:24:20) (FrankyCell): WE MAKE OUR OWN RULES (08:24:26) NekoBlue: why didn't I find this chatroom earlier (08:24:29) fluffy: The police got to our Tomato! Prepare the revenge
fire bombings! (08:24:39) NekoBlue: okay who is the MASTER OF THE WORLD?!?! (08:24:52) fluffy: Duh. Me. (08:24:52) (FrankyCell): GM? (08:24:53) (FrankyCell): hmmm (08:25:00) (FrankyCell): allright, fluffy called it. (08:25:01) Orange_Juice_Jon: Fuck you ganders I'm leaving. I am of
course (08:25:05) fluffy: Well, wait, which world are we talking aboot? (08:25:12) Orange_Juice_Jon: every one (08:25:15) (FrankyCell): Okay OJJ (08:25:18) fluffy: I think it's AFH's turn. (08:25:27) (FrankyCell): check out that PM and let me know what ya
Mark/RPG/rules.html#2002 (08:25:36) fluffy: No, wait, I have this written down somewhere. (08:25:37) NekoBlue: i think this should help? (08:25:53) fluffy: Rules? Those suck. (08:25:56) (FrankyCell): http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Maid_RPG (08:26:02) fluffy: They only get in the way. (08:26:03) (FrankyCell): 8o (08:26:19) fluffy: º·° (08:26:27) fluffy: °·º (08:26:32) ChatBot: Orange_Juice_Jon has been logged out (Timeout). (08:26:34) fluffy: Dur~ (08:27:10) fluffy: I have orange Jell-O! (08:27:19) NekoBlue: so what should we be in the game? (08:27:31) (FrankyCell): hey nekoblue, you ever played maidrpg? :D (08:27:38) NekoBlue: no (08:27:42) NekoBlue: and i never will (08:28:17) fluffy: We'll all be me, I'll be the electrical outlet
you put behind the computer desk and forget aboot. (08:28:53) NekoBlue: I wanna be a Cat Person (08:28:59) NekoBlue: NO OBJECTIONS (08:29:01) (FrankyCell): do it~ (08:29:01) NekoBlue: good (08:29:09) NekoBlue: I'm a cat person now (08:29:13) NekoBlue: (08:29:46) fluffy: In my universe the first generations of cat/human
hybrids are horribly disfigured. (08:29:56) NekoBlue: ... (08:30:04) (FrankyCell): actually (08:30:11) NekoBlue: can I be 7 Gens in> (08:30:12) NekoBlue: ? (08:30:15) (FrankyCell): wasnt that how it was in older d&d games? (08:30:28) (FrankyCell): most 1st generation hybrids were weird. (08:30:44) NekoBlue: I don't want to be mutanty weird (08:30:55) fluffy: Mostly because I made them by twisting the dead
body of a Japanese school girl and a rotting cat carcas. I was also
less rational than normal at the time. (Which really is saying
something.)
(08:31:56) fluffy: If you really want to… Just as a heads up, that
places you as a soulless puppet of an evil electronic intelligence.
(08:32:14) NekoBlue: well...I'm an anime style cat person
(08:32:30) fluffy: I think you're correct, Professor Yom. *Monocle* (08:32:49) (FrankyCell): even in the SG text adventures. (08:32:56) (FrankyCell): so its not just your universe. (08:33:01) fluffy: Hold on, I need to remember the name of the
character I'm going to imagine you as. (08:33:12) (FrankyCell): Felicia. (08:33:13) (FrankyCell): That's her. (08:33:21) (FrankyCell): universe ID: Darkstalkers. (08:33:41) NekoBlue: Okay (08:33:54) NekoBlue: except I'll be clothed? (08:34:08) fluffy:
6/Catherine_mug.png (08:34:21) NekoBlue: ... (08:34:26) NekoBlue: I'M NOT THAT UGLY (08:34:33) fluffy: This is now NekoBlue. (08:34:37) NekoBlue: no (08:34:43) fluffy: Cannon has been cast. (08:34:43) NekoBlue: >_< (08:35:00) (FrankyCell): ..... (08:35:07) (FrankyCell): I humbly request sauce (08:35:07) NekoBlue: noooo (08:35:10) fluffy: OK, fine, I'll pick something less ugly. (08:35:17) fluffy: http://gintama.wikia.com/wiki/Ca?therine (08:36:13) (FrankyCell): going withou clothes gives you a natural
dodge and agi buff. (08:36:15) fluffy: OK, how about this: (08:36:20) fluffy:
http://data3.whicdn.com/images/24413218/large.jpg (08:36:25) NekoBlue: ... (08:36:27) NekoBlue: okay (08:36:34) fluffy: Pretty enough for you? (08:36:44) NekoBlue: I guess I can deal with it (08:36:49) NekoBlue: I accept (08:36:59) (FrankyCell): and access to special attack: Spiralling
henshin bomb if male, Distractstorm if female. (08:37:17) NekoBlue: I will role for gender I guess (08:37:30) (FrankyCell): .... how's that done? (08:37:33) NekoBlue: 1-3 Male 4-6 Female :T (08:37:36) NekoBlue: I guess (08:37:40) (FrankyCell): ah (08:37:40) ChatBot: NekoBlue rolls 1d6 and gets 5. (08:37:41) fluffy: Great; your primary weakness is a large hard
cock, regardless of gender roll. (08:37:50) NekoBlue: I'm a girl (08:37:52) NekoBlue: okay (08:37:54) (FrankyCell): yay (08:37:57) fluffy: Lucky you. (08:38:57) fluffy: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-
irl.jpg (08:39:33) NekoBlue: okay (08:39:38) NekoBlue: I have this weapon (08:39:43) (FrankyCell): bonus on blue color! (08:39:46) NekoBlue: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/_?
_cb20130519115828/finalfantasy/im?
ages/0/06/Ultima_Weapon_FFIX_Art.?jpg
(08:40:55) fluffy: As an electrical outlet I regret to inform you
that a rubber mallet would have been less lethal to you. (08:41:28) (FrankyCell): I'll use the maidrpg weapon system (08:41:35) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 4. (08:41:37) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 5. (08:41:38) fluffy: http://media-cache-
etc. (08:42:41) (FrankyCell): yay, something normal!. (08:42:59) NekoBlue: can I roll stats or something? (08:43:06) (FrankyCell): sure! (08:43:07) (FrankyCell): also (08:43:08) fluffy: http://ggftw.com/forum/members/xsuvi-albums-
catgirl-loli-picture5129-moe-kitty-1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.Pcvz4foqTC.jpg (08:43:11) (FrankyCell): FLUFFY, WAIT! (08:43:14) (FrankyCell): DONT! (08:43:17) (FrankyCell): YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE (08:43:23) (FrankyCell): AN NUKULEAR CATSPLOSION! (08:43:23) fluffy: WAT (08:43:50) fluffy: But it's… (wait for it.) (08:44:03) fluffy:
(08:44:08) NekoBlue: OOHHHH (08:44:13) NekoBlue: either way (08:44:27) NekoBlue: I roll 20d? (08:44:46) fluffy: We should be safe from the catsplosions. (08:44:55) fluffy: /roll 1d20 (08:45:05) fluffy: Only without breaking it like I did. (08:45:09) (FrankyCell): http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-518-?
nuclearcatsplosion (08:45:11) ChatBot: NekoBlue rolls 1d20 and gets 14. (08:45:29) NekoBlue: 14 for what stat? (08:45:33) NekoBlue: Health (08:46:05) ChatBot: NekoBlue rolls 1d20 and gets 6. (08:46:13) NekoBlue: Strength (08:46:36) NekoBlue: what are all the stats? (08:48:04) NekoBlue: ...something tells me that you guys are
ignoring me ._. (08:48:20) fluffy: interger, agimlion, magnets, dextrose, cucumbers,
breast size. (08:48:37) fluffy: (I type slow! Go fuck a ligh socket!) (08:48:38) NekoBlue: ... (08:48:39) (FrankyCell): I'm waiting for you to finish rollin' stats
so I can start, actually. (08:48:48) NekoBlue: okay fine (08:48:53) fluffy: Just do this: (08:48:54) ChatBot: NekoBlue rolls 1d20 and gets 17. (08:49:01) fluffy: /roll 10d20 (08:49:01) NekoBlue: 17 Agility (08:49:27) ChatBot: NekoBlue rolls 10d20 and gets
9,20,16,11,9,17,1,8,3,13. (08:50:23) (FrankyCell): .... waitwhat (08:51:33) fluffy: Ooh, a natural twenty on… cucumbers. (08:51:49) NekoBlue: no (08:51:59) NekoBlue: I'm making my own stat list BIATCH (08:52:06) fluffy: It looks like you have a breast size of 16. (08:52:18) NekoBlue: yes (08:52:20) NekoBlue: yes I do (08:52:40) fluffy: OVERENCUMBERED. (08:52:52) NekoBlue: Health 14 Strength 6 Agility 17 Unarmed 9 Video Game Knowledge 20 Breast Size 16 Defence 11 Skills 9 Intel 17 Comedy 1 Internet skills 8 70's stuff 3 Meme Knowledge 13
(08:52:54) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 5d20 and gets 16,19,5,4,11. (08:53:17) NekoBlue: there are my stats (08:53:37) fluffy: You can not run, your carrying limit is halved
and you take double damage from loliphiles. (08:53:39) (FrankyCell): Health: 16 Strength: 19 Defense: 5 Intelligence: 4 Speed: 11
(08:53:54) (FrankyCell): lol, I'm a berserker dumbass. (08:54:11) fluffy: Not you, the catgirl. (08:54:23) fluffy: /roll 6d20 (08:54:28) fluffy: Hm. (08:54:29) NekoBlue: I'm that 1 out of 10000 catgirl gamer (08:54:33) fluffy: I break things. (08:54:39) (FrankyCell): I'll pick perks. (08:54:52) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 5. (08:54:53) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 5. (08:54:55) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 5.
(08:54:57) fluffy: Could you also roll for me? (08:55:03) NekoBlue: same here (08:55:10) (FrankyCell): 555, Infinite Fortune and Misfortune. (08:55:29) fluffy: My breakin' shit algorithm is over 9,000. (08:55:29) (FrankyCell): .....LOL (08:55:39) (FrankyCell): Nekoblue's will be (08:55:41) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 1. (08:55:42) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 6. (08:55:43) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 3. (08:55:45) NekoBlue: roll my perk (08:56:07) NekoBlue: okat 163...whats that? (08:56:18) fluffy: Girantina. (08:56:26) (FrankyCell): 163 - Feline Skill. Gain a +3 bonus to all
Intelligence and Agility rolls. (08:56:28) (FrankyCell): daaaaaamn (08:56:34) fluffy: (I'm just kidding. It's Mudkip or some shit.) (08:57:02) ChatBot: fluffy rolls 6d20 and gets 19,10,4,7,14,19. (08:57:03) (FrankyCell): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?
ye7b3bOQ6lY (08:57:08) fluffy: OK. (08:58:07) NekoBlue: Fluffy whats yer stats (08:59:23) fluffy: AMPS: 19 electrocution: 10 sockets: 4 attacks per second: 7 wires: 14 health multiplier: 19
(08:59:37) NekoBlue: what are you though? (08:59:40) NekoBlue: catperson? (08:59:48) fluffy: I'm an electrical outlet. (08:59:58) (FrankyCell): sure, lets go with that. (08:59:59) (FrankyCell): also (09:00:14) (FrankyCell): your first
observation is false. (09:00:23) NekoBlue: are you a dude or a chick (09:00:31) fluffy: Correct! (09:00:37) (FrankyCell): I take good care of the electrical
equipment, including sockets. (09:00:42) NekoBlue: AND DO I HAVE THE HIGHEST NUMBER IN BREAST
SIZE?!?! (09:00:49) fluffy: As a socket I'm a female. (09:01:25) NekoBlue: roll for your breast sizes >:P (09:01:29) NekoBlue: xD (09:01:36) fluffy: I believe you, but I also believe that the
electrical outlet is one of the least interesting aspects to your
computer.
(09:01:37) NekoBlue: my was already rolled (09:01:40) NekoBlue: 16
(09:01:56) fluffy: My breast size like my range is fixed at Ø.
(09:02:28) NekoBlue: you mean 0 (09:02:32) fluffy: In order for me
to damage you it is first required that you enter me. (09:02:37) (FrankyCell): roll anyway. (09:02:44) fluffy: No, I mean Ø. Pronounced "not." (09:02:53) ChatBot: fluffy rolls 1d20 and gets 5. (09:02:58) NekoBlue: .. (09:03:00) NekoBlue: HA (09:03:04) NekoBlue: still in the lead (09:03:25) fluffy: I would like to point out that Ø (or 0) is not
possible with the roll action. (09:04:23) NekoBlue: what about chu Franky >_> (09:04:27) fluffy: This is golf. (17:53:37) fluffy: You can not run, your carrying limit is halved
and you take double damage from loliphiles. (09:05:03) fluffy: Large breast sizes also increase chances for
tentacle rape. (09:05:20) NekoBlue: oh (09:05:28) NekoBlue: what is considered large? (09:05:29) fluffy: OK, hold on, let me violently restart my browser
and I'll follow the rules. (09:06:09) (FrankyCell): 1-2 (non), 3-5, chichi, 6-10-small, 10-15,
medium, 16-20 large? (09:06:20) NekoBlue: I have large (09:06:38) NekoBlue: Suduction +8? (09:06:53) NekoBlue: I think thats how you spell it... (09:06:54) fluffy: Yes. To both. (09:07:06) NekoBlue: ALRIGHT (09:07:34) ChatBot: NekoBlue logs out of the Chat. (09:09:18) ChatBot: fluffy has been logged out (Timeout). (09:09:42) ChatBot: NekoBlue logs into the Chat. (09:10:05) ChatBot: fluffy logs into the Chat. (09:10:05) NekoBlue: sorry I clicked the red button... (09:10:12) NekoBlue: ;_; (09:11:00) fluffy: I force kill SeaMonkey and restart it then
recover my session to clear out the old gunk from the active RAM.
(09:11:50) NekoBlue: did every one get their stats? (09:12:52) (FrankyCell): red button? (09:12:59) (FrankyCell): also yeah (09:13:16) NekoBlue: on the top left of the window...........the
exit window button (09:13:29) fluffy: OK, so my special skill is… (09:13:36) NekoBlue: now what will the land we will be in be called (09:13:37) ChatBot: fluffy rolls 3d10 and gets 4,7,10. (09:13:42) fluffy: 470 (09:13:55) (FrankyCell): where does that put us, again? (09:14:20) NekoBlue: Why not the Planet Gaia? (09:14:25) NekoBlue: so generic... (09:14:36) NekoBlue: time period? (09:14:49) (FrankyCell): you know, everytime someone mentions gaia,
I imagine massive earthquakes. (09:15:05) fluffy: Farn. A planet in another galaxy orbiting a dying
sun. (09:15:22) NekoBlue: so is it A future space thing? (09:15:28) NekoBlue: or a midevil setting? (09:15:41) NekoBlue: Also Farn is a good name (09:15:53) NekoBlue: lets use Farn (09:15:58) fluffy: The people live in giant bug-like buildings that
circle the world on tracks that have functioned for longer than
anybody can remember. (09:16:18) (FrankyCell): so... quasi-modern? (09:16:43) fluffy: They are pre-steam in technology but don't have
any religion due to their knowledge of magic and the truth about the
astral beings of their world. (09:16:53) NekoBlue: ... (09:16:55) NekoBlue: alright (09:17:05) fluffy: The buildings are a mystery to the people that
live there. (09:17:20) NekoBlue: fluffy is either really unique...or is finding
shit on the internet (09:17:45) NekoBlue: I think the ladder (09:18:07) fluffy: They keep the star at a fixed place in the sky by
chasing sunset. This is because the atmosphere has been obliterated
by the previous generations that also have foresaken most tech. (09:18:15) (FrankyCell): he's a genius, yes. (09:18:19) fluffy: This is one of the places in my universe. (09:18:24) (FrankyCell): when it comes to sheer, mathematical
randomness. (09:18:34) (FrankyCell): B) (09:18:46) NekoBlue: cool (09:19:05) fluffy: The people are short, stocky but not fat, they
don't have bones in the way we do and are mostly muscle. (09:19:11) NekoBlue: ... (09:19:27) NekoBlue: can I come from earth and not be stocky ._. (09:19:35) (FrankyCell): .... (09:19:37) fluffy: They are aware of space travel but don't partake
due to the knowledge that tech is what nearly destroyed them.
(09:19:38) (FrankyCell): what's stocky? (09:19:59) fluffy: It's like fat, maybe "thick" would be accurate,
let me find an example. (09:20:18) (FrankyCell): huh? but you mentioned 'not fat' (09:20:45) NekoBlue: I'm still an outsider and not from the planet
:2 (09:20:48) NekoBlue: (09:20:55) fluffy: Ah, like Hello Kitty: (09:21:21) fluffy: She's not "fat" but she's "thick" and short. (09:21:36) fluffy: Thick and short define the "stocky" body type. (09:21:44) fluffy: Like a dwarf. (09:22:04) NekoBlue: I'm TALLER THAN EVERYONE (09:22:10) NekoBlue: fluffy is the GM still (09:22:47) fluffy: These people are made mostly of muscle with only
a few calcium deposits that could be called "bones." (09:22:52) fluffy: I thought Yom was. (09:22:59) fluffy: Frank Cell. (09:23:03) fluffy: y (09:23:10) NekoBlue: I was wondering (09:23:15) (FrankyCell): hahah (09:23:24) (FrankyCell): yeap. we're pretty disorganized. (09:23:25) fluffy: I'm just explaining one of my worlds. (09:23:35) NekoBlue: alright Yom lets start (09:23:40) NekoBlue: where should we be (09:23:41) fluffy: IKO! (09:23:46) (FrankyCell): it seems like a fun world to play a game of
ascendancy, eh, fluffy? (09:23:55) fluffy: Quite. (09:24:37) NekoBlue: alright (09:24:44) (FrankyCell): hey Nekoblue, are you aware of the concept
of Morlock and ELoi? (09:24:51) NekoBlue: ... (09:24:54) NekoBlue: no (09:25:01) (FrankyCell): oh, okay. (09:25:04) (FrankyCell): nevermind, then. (09:25:36) NekoBlue: Okay...Yom start with the setting of the first
room (09:25:41) NekoBlue: where we meet (09:25:57) (FrankyCell): allright (09:26:02) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 2. (09:26:04) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 4. (09:26:06) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 6. (09:26:11) (FrankyCell): WHOA (09:26:13) (FrankyCell): 3 evens. (09:26:33) NekoBlue: SHIT TIS hitting THY FANS (09:26:46) fluffy: Nu~ Mah fans. (09:26:53) NekoBlue: lets roll for age? (09:27:08) NekoBlue: first? (09:27:13) fluffy: Age? (09:27:18) NekoBlue: why not (09:27:19) fluffy: Is that a thing? (09:27:24) NekoBlue: i dunno (09:27:37) ChatBot: NekoBlue rolls 1d28 and gets 20. (09:27:43) NekoBlue: I'm 20 years old then (09:28:06) ChatBot: fluffy rolls 1d100 and gets 71. (09:28:12) NekoBlue: .... (09:28:17) NekoBlue: OOOLLLLLDDDD (09:28:21) NekoBlue: GRANDMA (09:28:47) NekoBlue: 1-28 (09:28:48) fluffy: I'm a seventy-one year old electrical outlet;
prone to sparks and sudden murder of anything plugged into me.
(09:29:11) (FrankyCell): "The cornerclub was a lot less busy at this
time of the night. The revelers had gone home - and only a few
remaining patrons stayed. The party would start again tomorrow
evening, that's for sure. But for now, the bar was quiet - save for
the soft tunes of smooth jazz in the background."
(09:29:13) NekoBlue: i'm a 20 year old catgirl that is a pyschopath (09:29:24) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 5. (09:29:27) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 1. (09:29:28) fluffy [b]rolls for senility: (09:29:31) (FrankyCell): 51 (09:29:32) ChatBot: fluffy rolls 1d2 and gets 1. (09:29:45) fluffy: I lost the roll. (09:29:50) NekoBlue: xD (09:29:52) (FrankyCell): I'd say I'm an aged wandering mercenary. (09:29:53) fluffy sparks out and kills the TV. (09:30:24) NekoBlue: oh crap...am I partnering up with a Senile
Outlet...wtf (09:30:31) fluffy: You'd better hope they have NetFlix on Farn.
(They don't.) (09:31:18) NekoBlue: ...is there like a Portable Thing I can carry
you in...since your kinda like a living spark... (09:31:21) fluffy: In my day they didn't have to ground electronics,
shit knew better then to short out! (09:31:40) fluffy: I'm a sentient electrical outlet with wire
tentacles. (09:31:47) NekoBlue: ... (09:31:52) NekoBlue: well then... (09:31:57) fluffy: I can move on my own. (09:32:04) (FrankyCell): you do realize you make a pretty great
weapon. (09:32:05) NekoBlue: keep your tentacles to yourself.... (09:32:08) (FrankyCell): especially when thrown. (09:32:16) NekoBlue: no touchy (09:32:42) fluffy: Nobody throws a dwarf! I'm no dwarf. Lob me at
anything for any reason and I'll rape out it's eyes. (09:33:32) (FrankyCell): hah (09:33:49) (FrankyCell): hey NekoBlue, I think you'll get along with
chaosbro real good. (09:33:58) NekoBlue: ;_; (09:33:59) NekoBlue: meep (09:34:10) NekoBlue: also whats our names? (09:34:11) fluffy: He's straight, don't worry. (09:34:21) fluffy: Roll for names! (09:34:22) NekoBlue: I'm a girl (09:34:31) ChatBot: fluffy rolls 8d26 and gets 1,4,21,13,21,11,3,6. (09:34:37) (FrankyCell): FATE MACHINE TIME (09:34:47) (FrankyCell): viewto?pic.php?
f=35&t=15603 (09:34:50) ChatBot: NekoBlue rolls 8d26 and gets
13,25,21,5,8,26,24,9. (09:35:55) fluffy: Adumukcf (09:36:14) (FrankyCell): I'll use Franky Cell. (09:36:19) NekoBlue: Myuehzxi (09:36:24) NekoBlue: call me Myue (09:36:31) (FrankyCell): fair enough. (09:37:34) NekoBlue: I'm sitting in the far corner seat alone in the
cornerclub (09:37:44) fluffy: Bad tempered Hank Hill the wise magician who is
destined to chew on Mexico. (09:37:58) (FrankyCell): Hank Hill. (09:38:09) fluffy: I'm installed in the wall behind the jukebox. (09:38:11) NekoBlue: ...lets use Adumkcf instead... (09:38:26) ChatBot: fluffy is now known as (Hank_Hill). (09:38:43) ChatBot: NekoBlue is now known as (Myue). (09:39:06) (Hank_Hill): (Chew on Mexico~ I fucking love it. You
don't know how much time I waste reading the things that machine
spits out.)
(09:39:20) (FrankyCell): You'll love V2.0 more. (09:39:29) (FrankyCell): 3000 words per section (09:39:33) (Hank_Hill): With mouth? (09:40:07) (Myue): so what happens next (09:40:27) (Hank_Hill): Well I'm about to roll to see if I kill the
jukebox. (09:40:33) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d2 and gets 1. (09:40:38) (Hank_Hill): It dies. (09:41:15) (Myue): I see the jukebox go up in flames (09:41:26) (Myue): "...the fuck..." (09:41:36) ChatBot: Newpurple logs out of the Chat.
(09:42:32) (Hank_Hill): "I ain't goin' down wit' dis shit-stained
extradimensional bar! I'm gittin' while da gittin's good!" (09:43:00) (Myue): "Okaaay...good for you" (09:43:08) (Hank_Hill) jumps out of the wall and attempts to drink a
fifth of 151º. (09:43:17) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d2 and gets 1. (09:43:44) (Hank_Hill): (The bottle explodes into bits with flaming
shards going every direction.) (Roll to dodge.) (09:44:08) (FrankyCell): unfortunately, this was not an
interdimensional bar. fluffy's shenanigans resulted in a bar brawl! (09:44:17) ChatBot: (Myue) rolls 1d20 and gets 6. (09:44:25) (Myue): fuck (09:44:35) (Myue): +3 (09:44:38) (Myue): 9 (09:45:08) (FrankyCell): "You shithead, you spilled my drink!" A
large, stocky man yells as he grabs a vodka bottle. (09:45:15) (FrankyCell): WEAPON: Vodka bottle (09:45:18) (Hank_Hill): Nine is less then ten where I come from but
not by much: you get hit in the arm and set on fire. You take three
fire damage!
(09:45:48) (Myue): 11/14 HP (09:45:50) (Myue): fuuuu (09:45:52) (Hank_Hill): "I fought in Nam!" *attempts tentacle rape* (09:46:14) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d19 and gets 3. (09:46:28) (FrankyCell): the bottle is thrown unsteadily. (09:46:29) (Hank_Hill): Wait, I need to reference my stats. (09:46:37) (FrankyCell): roll agility to dodge. (09:46:41) (Myue): we should roll for turns (09:47:00) (Hank_Hill): I have fourteen wire tentacles. (09:47:04) (FrankyCell): Hank Hill first, Nekoblue second, me third? (09:47:13) (Myue): okay (09:47:33) (Myue): I got 19 Agility (09:47:34) (Hank_Hill): So I roll fourteen dice against what? (09:47:38) (Myue): 17* (09:48:05) (FrankyCell): you roll a 1d20 because of feline skill. (09:48:10) (Hank_Hill): My attacks per second is seven. Low agilion. (09:48:12) (FrankyCell): 17+3=20 (09:48:33) (Myue): ... (09:48:35) (Myue): 20 (09:48:46) (Hank_Hill): He just adds the three after the roll. (09:48:52) (FrankyCell): Oh (09:48:53) (FrankyCell): OH (09:48:54) (Hank_Hill): Wait, I never got my special. (09:48:55) (FrankyCell): okay (09:49:04) (FrankyCell): roll 3d6 (09:49:04) (Hank_Hill): Did I? (09:49:11) (FrankyCell): nope (09:49:13) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 3d6 and gets 5,2,1. (09:49:17) (Hank_Hill): 521. (09:51:16) (FrankyCell): You get "Freakin' Snap". You can add a +10
modifier to any attack once per 10 turns. (09:51:17) (Myue): so thats? (09:51:28) (Hank_Hill): Nice. (09:52:05) (Hank_Hill): (You absolutely must post this when we
conclude.) (09:52:20) (FrankyCell): deal. (09:52:46) (Hank_Hill): So I'm going to roll my tentacle wires
against Myue's agilion. (09:52:48) (Myue): so I'm going to be on a post then....yay? (09:52:56) (Myue): wait WHAT!!! (09:52:58) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d14 and gets 3. (09:53:02) (Hank_Hill): Huh. (09:53:06) (Myue): ... (09:53:09) (Myue): (09:53:11) (Hank_Hill): Who am I fighting? (09:53:21) (Myue): that drunk guys (09:53:24) (Myue): guy* (09:53:38) (Hank_Hill): *attacks nothing and fails!* (09:53:42) (FrankyCell): me. LOL (09:53:55) (Hank_Hill): Roll your agilion! (09:54:38) ChatBot: (Myue) rolls 1d20 and gets 8. (09:54:45) (Myue): + 3 (09:54:47) (Myue): 11 (09:54:56) (Hank_Hill): Still more than three. (09:54:59) (Myue): and with agility at 17... (09:55:22) (Myue): what does agility do to the roll? (09:55:24) (Hank_Hill) socket-plants on the alcohol flooded floor. (09:55:27) (FrankyCell): the thrown bottle grazes Hank Hill near the
head. (09:55:35) (Hank_Hill): Rolling for senility. (09:55:36) (FrankyCell): drawing blood. (09:55:38) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d2 and gets 2. (09:55:43) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d3 and gets 3. (09:55:44) (Hank_Hill): No spark. Damn. (09:55:52) (FrankyCell): You get 3 points of damage. (09:56:28) (Myue): brb (09:56:32) (FrankyCell): kk (09:56:38) (FrankyCell): I'll just save my charsheet. (09:56:48) (FrankyCell): so its easier to reference my stats (09:56:54) (Hank_Hill): "You broke my FACE PLATE of minor dextrose!"
*doesn't have dextrose* (09:57:15) (Hank_Hill): (Talking is a free action?) (09:58:39) (FrankyCell): I guess that's fine. (09:58:44) (FrankyCell): since its a trope and all... (09:58:53) (Hank_Hill): Mm. (09:59:21) (Hank_Hill) recites the Miami-Dade phonebook in it's
entirety. (09:59:49) (Hank_Hill): Oh wait! I forgot the copyright information! (10:00:19) (Myue): back (10:00:23) (Hank_Hill) recites the Miami-Dade phonebook in its
entirety to include copyright information. (10:00:27) (Myue): so did I take damage? (10:00:38) (Hank_Hill): Nobody attacked you. (10:00:43) (Myue): oh (10:00:50) (Myue): my turn? (10:01:31) (Hank_Hill): Yes. (10:01:43) (Myue): alright (10:02:10) (Myue): I attack the Drunk Dude with my fists (10:02:27) (FrankyCell): that'll be an attack roll. (10:02:52) (Myue): but first I grab a steel bar from the destroyed
jukebox (10:03:03) (Myue): wati (10:03:04) (Myue): wait (10:03:10) (FrankyCell): weapon: steel bludgeon, right? (10:03:14) (Myue): yes (10:03:19) (FrankyCell): k (10:03:26) ChatBot: (Myue) rolls 1d20 and gets 6. (10:03:33) (Myue): ._. (10:03:57) (FrankyCell): I guess I dont have to showcase Infinite
Fortune and Misfortune yet.. (10:04:25) (Myue): I missed didn't I (10:04:38) (Hank_Hill): Luckily for you this fight involves two
mostly useless imbeciles. (10:04:42) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d11 and gets 6. (10:04:52) (FrankyCell): Yikes! (10:04:55) (Hank_Hill): Whoa, a tie! (10:04:57) (Myue): ? (10:05:02) (FrankyCell): It's a hit, but not a hard one. (10:05:12) (FrankyCell): where do you aim at? (10:05:21) (Myue): The neck (10:05:59) (FrankyCell): okay, so I lose 1d6 (10:06:01) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d6 and gets 6. (10:06:04) (FrankyCell): ow. (10:06:20) (Hank_Hill): Oh damn. (10:06:22) (FrankyCell): not so useless now, are we? (10:06:37) (Myue): "YOU DON'T FUCK WITH MY DEPRESSING NIGHT BITCH" (10:06:49) (Hank_Hill): I thought I was useless? Well, I am
faceplate down in a puddle of alcohol. (10:07:00) (FrankyCell): lol (10:07:25) (FrankyCell): "fuck your depression in the pooper!" (10:07:47) (Hank_Hill) gurgles something incomprehensible into the
pooling liquid. It didn't make sense, either. (10:07:55) (Myue): I barely hit him in the neck but somehow got him
to knock the wind out of him (10:08:01) (Myue): wait (10:08:04) (Myue): ._. (10:08:08) (Myue): GRAMMERS!!!! (10:08:08) (Hank_Hill): My turn. (10:08:13) (Myue): J>_>J (10:08:23) (FrankyCell): lol (10:08:26) (FrankyCell): okay (10:08:39) (Hank_Hill): Is it? (10:08:55) (FrankyCell): Hank=>Myue=Me. (10:08:57) (FrankyCell): so... my turn? (10:09:05) (Hank_Hill): OK. (10:09:17) (FrankyCell): "I dont even know why I'm fighting you! But
I'll punch the depression outta you!" (10:09:59) (FrankyCell): *preparing a powerful backswing, I take aim at Myue's face and let loose with a wallop.* (10:10:02) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d19 and gets 1. (10:10:14) (Hank_Hill): Oh my. (10:10:24) (Myue): "Oh no....A lazy man in his 50's that can get a normal erection is trying to kill me....scary..." (10:10:39) ChatBot: (Myue) rolls 1d20 and gets 6. (10:10:47) (FrankyCell): easily dodged, eh? (10:10:49) (FrankyCell): good, good. (10:10:59) (Hank_Hill): "…lazy man in his 50's that can get a normal erection…" (10:11:17) (Myue): "Poor guy..." (10:11:58) (Myue): "Oh well...but there won't be sympathy for him when he's dead...am I right" *wink wink* (10:12:05) (FrankyCell): allright. you asked for it. Next turn, I unleash my Infinite Fortune and Misfortune. (10:12:24) (Myue): First battle and then that happens... (10:12:29) (Myue): okay... (10:13:35) (Hank_Hill) lashes together a ball of broken glass,
discarded flesh and alcohol into a spiked meat bludgeon with +10
electrocution. (10:13:50) (Myue): ... (10:13:53) (Myue): wow... (10:14:12) (Myue): "I'll remember not to fuck with you..." (10:14:44) (FrankyCell): (talking is a free action) (10:15:18) (Hank_Hill) promptly begins to wail on the bartender. "You think you're so flammable with your 'I'm already on fire' bullshit!" (10:15:31) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d19 and gets 4. (10:15:48) (Hank_Hill) misses and knocks loose a support column. (10:16:03) (Myue): WHY ARE WE MISSING!!!! (10:16:07) (Myue): SO MUCH (10:16:15) (Myue): well I didn't miss... (10:16:16) (FrankyCell): because (10:16:19) (FrankyCell): we're drunk (10:16:24) (Hank_Hill): Because I am kind of super destructive by luck. (10:16:27) (FrankyCell): and its funny. (10:16:43) (Hank_Hill): Oh, yeah, drunk. I forgot I'm drunk. Because I'm drunk. (10:17:00) (Myue): I don't remember getting drunk... (10:17:48) (FrankyCell): You're not drunk. (10:17:51) (Hank_Hill): You're in a bar. Why not if to not get drunk? (10:17:56) (FrankyCell): or maybe its the alcohol fumes. (10:18:00) (Hank_Hill): You did it wrong! (10:18:10) (Hank_Hill): You're sober in a bar! (10:18:23) (Myue): I'm SOOBBBEEERRR (10:18:56) (Hank_Hill): "Whip yer dick out! I'm gonna make you a man!" *rolls for senility sparks* (10:19:00) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d2 and gets 1. (10:19:41) (Hank_Hill) sets fire to his spiked meat bludgeon with +10 electrocution adding… (10:19:55) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d6 and gets 5. (10:20:15) (Hank_Hill): …[i]+5 sets you on fire. (10:20:55) (FrankyCell): my turn? (10:21:01) (Hank_Hill): Yes. (10:21:06) (Myue): no (10:21:10) (Myue): my turn (10:21:12) (FrankyCell): oh, okay. (10:21:13) (Myue): I think (10:21:27) (Myue): yeah it it (10:21:34) (Myue): it is (10:21:38) (Hank_Hill): "I wonder what the hell my sockets stat does…" (10:22:24) (Myue): I hit the Drunk Man with my Steel Bludgeon (10:22:35) (Myue): or swing at him (10:22:42) (Myue): I shall roll (10:22:54) ChatBot: (Myue) rolls 1d20 and gets 19. (10:22:58) (Myue): OOOOHHHHHH (10:23:11) (FrankyCell): OHSHI- (10:23:55) (Myue): I aim for the balls (10:24:19) (Myue): "NO CHILDREN FOR YOU" (10:24:42) (FrankyCell): are you on fire? (10:24:51) (Myue): I'm not (10:25:06) (Myue): should i roll for damage or... (10:25:28) (Hank_Hill): You're on fire, I exploded all over you.
(That's what she said?) (10:25:45) (Myue): oh... (10:25:49) (Myue): fuck (10:26:13) (Myue): can I roll for damage (10:26:16) (FrankyCell): -3 attack and -3 agility per turn. your feline form is
vulnerable to flames. (10:26:27) (Myue): ;_; (10:26:28) (FrankyCell): until you put it out, that is. (10:26:42) (FrankyCell): sure, go for it (10:26:45) (Hank_Hill): I don't know why you didn't do that sooner. (10:26:46) (FrankyCell): but if I survive... (10:26:51) ChatBot: (Myue) rolls 1d6 and gets 5. (10:27:03) (Myue): -3 (10:27:04) (Myue): 2 (10:27:12) (FrankyCell): agility roll. (10:27:22) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d11 and gets 6. (10:27:39) (FrankyCell): Now is the time, I demonstrate Infinite
Fortune and Misfortune. (10:27:49) (Myue): I already rolled for hitting you right? (10:28:04) (FrankyCell): yeah (10:28:27) (Myue): It was 19 so I hit you for 2 damage (10:28:50) (FrankyCell): Doubling over with pain, the once easy
expression is gone. (10:28:54) (FrankyCell): Shit just got real. (10:28:56) (Hank_Hill): "Nobody move! I dropped a focal lense!" (The
camera equivalent of a contact lense.) *Doesn't have anything like
eyes or cameras* (10:29:25) (Myue): My internet (10:29:27) (Myue): is bad (10:29:42) (Hank_Hill): Wrighte? (10:29:49) (FrankyCell): I use PERK: INFINITE FORTUNE AND
MISFORTUNE! (10:30:05) (FrankyCell): The fortune cards are removed from play. (10:30:10) (Myue): ...wassat? (10:30:17) (FrankyCell): I cannot use it until 10 turns later. (10:30:29) (Myue): ...we have fortune cards? (10:30:35) (Hank_Hill): We used to. (10:30:41) (FrankyCell): no. its more like a turn counter. (10:31:00) (Hank_Hill): He just removed them from play. (10:31:11) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d19 and gets 3. (10:31:36) (FrankyCell): infinite fortune and misfortune Strength:
19 Defense: 5 Intelligence: 4 Speed: 11 (10:32:00) (FrankyCell): 19+5+4+11=29 (10:32:09) (FrankyCell): +3 (10:32:10) (FrankyCell): 32 (10:32:11) (Myue): ... (10:32:14) (Hank_Hill): That's a big number. (10:32:52) (FrankyCell): I deliver a sharp uppercut to Myue's throat
and chin, impacting squarely in the center. (10:33:04) (FrankyCell): roll 1d32 for damage, please. (10:33:14) ChatBot: (Myue) rolls 1d31 and gets 10. (10:33:19) (Hank_Hill): "Look at the size of his penis! It's huge!" (10:33:29) (Myue): 1/14 (10:33:51) (Hank_Hill): 1D32 is a pretty big penis, I'm just saying. (10:34:11) (FrankyCell): Infinite Fortune is used up. In the next
turn, whatever does go wrong with me, WILL go wrong. No exceptions.
(10:34:33) (Hank_Hill): (My mortal body says I'm hungry.) (10:34:43) (Hank_Hill): I think this is now my turn? (10:35:05) (Myue): . (10:35:18) (Hank_Hill): That response sucked. Try again. (10:35:40) (Myue): I fly back and land on a table hearing a crack in
my back and I'm barely breathing (10:35:40) (Hank_Hill): (I mean what the fuck. A dot?) (10:35:53) (Myue): Your turn (10:36:18) (Myue): "Where...did that...COME FROM..." (10:38:33) (Hank_Hill) jams the spiked meat bludgeon +10
electrocution +5 sets you on fire into three of her four sockets
causing a short and resultant EMP. "Take that you hematite-
everybody out. Roll your remaining health to not be disoriented by
the EMP.
(10:40:15) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d16 and gets 10. (10:40:26) (Hank_Hill): I'm still awake. (10:40:27) (Myue): 1 (10:40:37) (Myue): thats all I have (10:40:43) (Hank_Hill): Yeah, you auto KO. (10:40:57) (Myue): I'm knocked out on the table (10:41:02) (Hank_Hill): You don't take any damage but you're
unconscious now. (10:41:14) (Hank_Hill): Fine, unconsciouser. (10:41:22) (FrankyCell): we should do this more often. (10:41:39) (Hank_Hill) is now on fire. (10:41:51) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d4 and gets 3. (10:42:13) (Myue): I might have to leave soon (10:42:13) (Hank_Hill) takes 3 fire damage. (13 now.) (10:42:31) (Myue): you guys will be on tomorrow? (10:42:47) (Hank_Hill): Franky Cell~ Roll for consciousness~ (10:42:52) (Hank_Hill): Nope. (10:43:00) (Hank_Hill): I work all Sunday. (10:43:29) (Myue): ...Is that a joke or are you serious? (10:43:59) (Myue): I can't tell sorry :T (10:44:02) (Hank_Hill): Monday I traffic organs in the morning and
see a few of my shrinks most the afternoon. All serious. (10:44:34) (Hank_Hill): Nah, I'm being serious. Those are literally
what I'm doing. (10:45:11) (Myue): can't tell if your still joking.... (10:45:43) (Hank_Hill): For about three hours Monday afternoon I see
shrinks, for about four hours in the morning I sell body parts, I
work Sunday for thirteen hours. (10:46:02) (Hank_Hill): I have a very busy schedule. (10:46:28) (Hank_Hill): Seriously. (10:46:42) (Myue): lets continue (10:47:43) (Hank_Hill): I'll be on mid-day on Monday and then again
mid-day Wednesday and then every night after that until Sunday
again. (10:48:02) (Hank_Hill): Franky Cell needs to roll for consciousness. (10:48:08) (Myue): I have school... (10:48:19) (Myue): This might surprise you...but I'm 14 ._. (10:48:35) (FrankyCell): I'm usually on at this time of the day,
yes. (10:48:50) (Hank_Hill): I'm over nine-thousand. (10:49:07) (Hank_Hill): And unfortunately it doesn't surprise me at
all. (10:49:20) (Myue): ... (10:49:24) (Myue): well then (10:49:30) (Hank_Hill): …I bet you're full of organs… Aren't you? (10:49:39) (FrankyCell): I have organs too! (10:49:39) (Myue): o_o (10:49:43) (FrankyCell): PIPE ORGANS (10:50:05) (FrankyCell): (10:50:10) (FrankyCell): mah pipes, yo (10:50:12) (Hank_Hill): Yay~ º?° (10:50:12) (Myue): did you role for consciousness yet Franky? (10:50:38) (FrankyCell): its gonna fail (10:50:46) (FrankyCell): since Infinite Misfortune is now on. (10:50:48) (Myue): just DO IT (10:50:56) (Hank_Hill): Oh yeah, I forgot. (10:52:31) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d1 and gets 1. (10:52:38) (FrankyCell): KO (10:52:51) (Myue): well then (10:52:54) (Myue): WE WIN (10:53:13) (Hank_Hill): "Woo! Last device standing! Fuck yeah, Gul Dukat!" *blacks out from alcohol poisoning and falls into a sink
extinguishing her flames* (Rolling for senility spark.) (10:53:18) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d2 and gets 2. (10:53:22) (Hank_Hill): No spark. (10:53:39) (Hank_Hill): Everybody is unconscious, there is no winner. (10:54:12) (Hank_Hill): Also, the bar is on fire and I'm an electrical outlet in a sink. (10:54:33) (Myue): so...roll 1d20 for who wakes up first (10:54:47) (Hank_Hill): While the fire fighters will pull you from the burning wreckage I'm going to just wait it out as the bar burns down.
(10:54:53) (FrankyCell): highest number wins? (10:55:15) (Hank_Hill): The fire fighters should rescue you. (10:56:07) (Myue): yaaay (10:56:41) (Myue): are we in a hospital now or what? (10:57:05) (Hank_Hill): You two wake up sober outside, the bar has burned down, you can't remember why you were fighting but the medics
patched up your injuries. (10:57:21) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) rolls 1d20 and gets 8. (10:57:29) (FrankyCell): yeah (10:57:36) (FrankyCell): good question. why were we fighting? (10:58:20) (Myue): I think the guy's drink got ruined (10:58:31) (Hank_Hill) stumbles out of the wreckage. "[i]Ah! My insulation has melted off! I'm some kind of naked! Wait. Am I hot? And not in the 'still kind of on fire' way?"
(11:00:03) (Myue) looks at Hank *Thinks it wouldn't be a good idea to say yes or no* (11:00:15) (Hank_Hill): "That's great! This whole thing was great! I know another bar we could burn down a few block over! Don't worry, the owner is cool about it: as long as I make it look like an electrical thing!" (11:00:47) (Myue) "Ummm...no" (11:00:53) (Hank_Hill): (Yes, there was a plan the entire time.) (11:01:03) (FrankyCell): HAH (11:01:21) (FrankyCell): man, this is great. (11:01:23) (Myue) "We could get arrested" (11:01:42) (FrankyCell): Only if we stand around here! Let's get the hell out! (11:02:04) (FrankyCell): Hank, you dont have a driving license. You're driving. (11:02:24) (Hank_Hill): "I'll hot wire this ambulance!" (11:02:45) (Hank_Hill): "I'm great at wiring and shit." (11:02:49) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) rolls 1d2 and gets 2. (11:02:55) (Myue) Gets in the ambulance (11:03:06) (Hank_Hill): Success! The ambulance doesn't explode! (11:03:53) (Hank_Hill): (Every action involving wiring is a coin toss: 50/50 odds on senility blowing something up.) (11:04:18) (FrankyCell): ah (11:05:35) (Myue): Why am I with you again when I know that 50% of the time you will destroy something? (11:06:09) (FrankyCell): for laughs. (11:06:42) (Myue): Should there be a cool story for this thing.... (11:06:47) (Hank_Hill): "So my name's fluffCo electrical outlet and shower curtain serial number a00548339-34c but most arsonists call me Hank Hill. Who the hell are you meat popsicles?" (11:07:19) (FrankyCell): hah (11:07:28) (FrankyCell): this is only the beginning of a great story. (11:08:50) ChatBot: (FrankyCell) is now known as YomToxic. (11:09:07) (Myue) "My name is Myuehzxi I'm from a far off planet...I'm a cat person that murders 68% of my boyfriends...but friends call me Myue"
(11:09:11) YomToxic: and so began the saga - of three unlikely people in an ambulance, fleeing the scene of the crime. (11:09:22) (Myue): 3 people? (11:09:37) (Hank_Hill): Yes, Franky Cell. (11:10:36) (Hank_Hill): We'll need to head to Mexico, which is totally not on Farn. (11:10:43) (Myue): ... (11:11:38) (Hank_Hill): In fact, we'll need to reassess the setting. Farn doesn't have bars or ambulances and if anything were set on fire it would be a very, very bad thing and everybody would pretty much die
anyway. (11:12:09) (Hank_Hill): I'll find a suitable world in my universe or if anybody else has a suggestion. (11:12:39) ChatBot: (Hank_Hill) is now known as fluffy. (11:12:51) YomToxic: I assumed Farn had ambulances. (11:13:10) YomToxic: and a vibrant nightlife (11:13:17) (Myue): Why not A Metropolis Planet named... (11:13:23) fluffy: I'll have to write up about Farn in ./Lit (11:13:26) (Myue): NAME SHOUTS (11:13:42) (Myue): FLUFFY NAME (11:13:49) YomToxic: Hey Nekoblue. I'd like to have permission to draw this scenario. (11:13:58) (Myue): ... (11:14:00) (Myue): okay (11:14:46) (Myue): Yom...what would the name be (11:15:24) YomToxic: Littona (11:15:52) (Myue): Littona-Metropolis (11:15:57) (Myue): Planet (11:16:33) YomToxic: sounds good, right? (11:16:45) (Myue): yep (11:16:51) (Myue): WHERE TO NEXT? (11:17:15) YomToxic: fluffy's driving. (11:17:16) YomToxic: so... (11:19:28) (Myue): FLUFFY...where are we going? (11:19:38) fluffy: "Tonight has been brought to you by Slurm, TVTropes, The color fire and the letter ?. Please fasten your courtesy cups and prepare for take-off." (11:20:41) (Myue) fastens her seatbelt (11:20:44) (Myue): ._. (11:21:07) fluffy: "I hope you like being airsick because I don't fly better than I drive." (11:21:26) YomToxic: I never get airsick. (11:21:34) YomToxic: =] (11:22:14) (Myue) "I have never liked flying..." (11:22:21) fluffy: "We're going to Vegas!" (While Vega is a star system nearby and Las Vegas isn't on any planet reachable by the local FTL engines, "Vegas" doesn't exist in any way.)
(11:24:16) YomToxic: what about undersea diving? (11:24:18) (Myue): "Crap..." (11:24:57) fluffy: After a short flight through the air, the ambulance plunges into the only "ocean" on Littona. A shallow reservoir for waste collection and processing it hides a small hole leading into the liquid ammonia inside of Littona.
(11:25:03) fluffy: You read my mind, Yom. (11:25:15) fluffy: I had to spellcheck "ammonia." (11:26:58) YomToxic: ammonia.... is a gas or a liquid? (11:27:29) (Myue): gas (11:27:43) (Myue): I think (11:28:09) fluffy: Several atmospheres of pressure after the ambulance began to cave in you reach a domed city and dock just before the engines die completely from suffocating on ammonia. "Welcome to New Lorenzi, home of the best waffle-like devices that won't kill you!"
(11:28:31) fluffy: Ammonia is a gas at room temperature and one atmosphere of pressure. (11:29:12) YomToxic: ahh (11:29:19) YomToxic: hey nekoblue. (11:29:24) (Myue): > (11:29:25) (Myue): ? (11:29:33) YomToxic: we HAVE to continue this nonsensical saga once
I get back. (11:29:50) (Myue): I know (11:29:56) (Myue): we could get me people in (11:30:09) fluffy: Under a mile of water and inside a planet it would be liquid. Littona is home to a metropolis built by an ammonia based life form civilization as an interstellar nightlife destination.
(11:30:09) YomToxic: yeah, invite your friends. (11:31:46) fluffy: The planet is in tidal lock with its star so one side is always night; the other side is thermally shielded from the
star due to the extreme temperatures it would have to sustain. (11:32:15) (Myue): "Got any places we could get some weapons?" (11:32:21) fluffy: The Littonians are making the best out of a bad situation. (11:32:39) (Myue): How much money do we have? (11:32:55) fluffy: There are no weapons on Littona. They have no place in a night life planet. (11:33:09) YomToxic: I have 500,000 nuyen. (11:34:19) (Myue): "TO THE CLUB!!!" (11:34:28) fluffy: And now wanted for questioning by the Littonian authorities for insurance purposes regarding the destruction by fire of an intoxication and casual sex establishment.
(11:35:07) (Myue): We are wanted? (11:35:09) YomToxic: not sure - were there any witnesses? (11:35:37) fluffy: ICS insurance is serious business and if the fire was intentional then the arsonist is going to be punished severely. (11:36:00) fluffy: (Intoxication and Casual Sex.) (11:36:53) fluffy: We need to find a place to get me re-insulated. My failure rate will increase to 100% without it. (11:37:28) (Myue): Okay (11:38:06) fluffy: To be blunt, this is a very simple task that I'm going to complicate to the point of it being a quest of its own.
(11:38:44) fluffy: "Nothing the easy way! That's my motto!" (11:39:00) (Myue): "Come on...lets go get you re-insulated..." (11:40:01) fluffy: "We'll need to find a dentist. Only they have the diamond drills small enough to remove my melting access panel screws."
(11:40:30) YomToxic: Oh, you mean these? (11:40:46) (Myue): "Yom...you take care of Hank...." (11:40:47) YomToxic: *gets out a toaster clip* (11:41:00) (Myue): "I'm going to find a guy to kill" (11:41:04) YomToxic: I'll fix him right up. (11:41:13) fluffy: "Wait, why are they still melting?! Shit! I've still got alcohol burning inside me! Quick: I need a non-flammable liquid to pour inside me!"
(11:41:47) YomToxic: its all evaporated now. (11:41:52) YomToxic: well, I'm out. (11:41:56) YomToxic: brb saving the epic. (11:42:26) (Myue): *Goes into a bar* (11:43:06) fluffy: I'll allow you to split from the party but be warned: you didn't even know this place existed and it is not the night life planet on the surface. The "bars" down here are absolutely not ICS establishments.
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So much win.
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Yes, lord.
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I have read literally all of this shit. I am now prepared.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: The Epic of Forukamesh.
Did I just read all that shit...
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Yes, you did.
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You fucking had better have! I will rape your nose with bones stolen from your right shin and cough down the bloody mess that the medics will mistake for your ass!
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You bet Yom's sweet ass I do!
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