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Post Happy birthday, Lime!
Here's your present. :errg :errg :errg

Stay alive, kick ass and get lotsa money, bro!

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Post Re: Happy birthday, Lime!
Happy birthday! You're a gemini! Ain't it great? Imagine your age as a percentage. Remember back when the progress bar first started to move and you tried to guess how long it would take to fill up? Thinking about if you had enough time to nuke a hot pocket or boil some water for ramen or tea. Maybe even cook some french toast. Ah, but you're out of syrup. Maybe enough time to go to the store? While you're at it, get me a twenty-five pound bag of sugar, I'm running low. I baked you a cake for your birthday. Rather, I coincidentally baked a cake on your birthday and decided to save you one. I baked two cakes. Like tits, cake is better in pairs.

In short, I got you a headache for your birthday.

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