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So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
watdo?
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
It's so peaceful.
Well basically this means the wood is rotting. You need to take the door off, get a putty knife or other scraping thing, even out that part so the door looks good (also taking off the mushroom which is more likely poisonous than hallucinogenic) then seal the door with polyurethane which you can buy in spray-can form at a hardware store for cheap. Then you can go back over the door with regular paint.
If you have the time and equipment you should sand all the paint off the door, set it up in a tent with a dehumidifier for a week, seal it with polyurethane or primer, then lay at least two coats of the desired color of paint before reinstalling.
This has been home improvement with fluffy.
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
Rotting wood, huh? No surprise there - that door's been there since 2004.
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
cook & eat.
Also, that is fucking disgusting.
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
You must not have seen the cavalcade of dead roaches littering—no joke—every surface in what would be called my home.
This thread is now about posting the disgusting parts of your house. Expect me to dredge up some seriously disturbing imagery.
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
disgusting parts of my house, huh...
I have nothing...
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
Lul
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
d'aww. he just wants to be shoved up a loli's butt.
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
B-but they poop from there....
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
Well then, time to remove the door. Brb
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
i had a little bit of mould on bottom of my shower curtain......
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
Hold on and I can get a picture of… hm. What sounds worse to you guys?
The back-up that leaks into my bathroom when the sewer stops up.
The collection of roach legs on my oven vent hood.
The duct tape I put on my cat's food bowl to stop (some) roaches from getting into the cat food. (Which is now covered in dead roaches.)
The rust spots in my bathtub.
The stains on my mattress from multiple battles with bedbugs.
I want to say that I'm not a dirty person. I'm actually very clean. Two and a half years in this place have left me weary of the poverty this place exudes. I'm suffocating in it. Everything I own is covered or filled with roaches and roach shit from my razors to my keyboards. I wash dishes to put them away and then have to wash them to use them.
The water here comes out of the faucet dirty and if you let water sit in a glass it'll stain it. I don't even know how much lead I've ingested from this antiquated building. Clean dishes smell like wet dog and I feel dirty after a shower. I have to check the bottom of the toilet seat and shoo away the roaches otherwise they'll crawl right onto me as I shit. I have to shake out my clothes after I take them off the hanger and even shake out my boots because roaches will stay on me all the way to work.
This became a depressing rant quickly enough. I'm done.
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
The rust spots. Those sound like the most unbearable of all of those things..?
(All of them.)
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
o.o wtf i feel poor as hell and... i just worry about spots of cheese on my plates from not beings washed good enough or maybe the toilet wont flush (rarely) or maybe a spider or 2 every few weeks
fluffy!!! Dx your life so hard!!!!!!! *hugs tight*
show us your bathtub you poverty ridden freak
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Re: So, I have a mushroom growing outta my toilet door.
I am impressed/depressed. You are actually poorer then me and Not homeless... and I only have 5 dollars. Thanks for making me grateful.
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