Sexy/Funny news reports or something I don't know just sumtn
This is ./General Spam so I don't know, just sumtn. I wanted to post something, but figured other people would post things as well. Since this is a place where that happens.
I wanted to post something that I read that was very informative but also seemed to fit no place better than Forkheads. I'll put the best two paragraphs up here, but if you want to read it for the information as well as the laughs, here's the link:
Oculus Rift and Virtual Reality Sex"The first game on our appalling menu is Sexy Space Adventure, in which you play as a starship captain who has sex with women, in space. Looking down I notice that my avatar is sporting an erect penis, and in front of me a naked woman is wandering around the room, occasionally bumping into walls. Galaxies and nebulas spin past a window reminding me that I'm in space. The character models are horrifying: the woman has empty, staring eyes and a nest of mad hair in need of some serious anti-aliasing. She's like something Silent Hill would conjure up. Worse still, she speaks in an eerie Stephen Hawking-style machine-generated voice. “Yeah, baby.” she drones emotionlessly.
"I jab at the number keys to swap between various sexual positions, jerking the mouse back and forth to thrust my terrible virtual groin, but there's no collision detection and I go straight through her. Then she inexplicably slides along the floor, leaving me stupidly humping the air. Somehow I detach the camera and have a surreal out of body experience where I watch myself lying face down on the floor as my glitched partner rotates slowly in the opposite corner of the room. I'm feeling decidedly unsexy, especially when I clip through her face mid-coitus and see two giant eyeballs floating in front of me. Sexy Space Adventure? More like Lynchian Sex Nightmare."
I don't know about you, but I think that right there is reason enough to buy an Oculus Rift.