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Post Fat People Food Advertisments
Ok Fuckheads now is your time to shine! you name them, give a brief description/advertisement of them and we all laugh and we make a whole bunch of self-depressed fat people HUNGRAY!.

Requirements: must be something outrageously unhealthy.


I'll start!

Deepfried Buttersticks! Now with Lard!

Panfried doughnut sandwiches! Now fried with butter!

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Post Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
Fried grease dipped in grease! Now with 20% more real grease!

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Post Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
I Can't believe it's not cereal! now with heart-stopper berries and Baconmallows!

On package in bold print: With REAL BACON! Part of a healthy breakfast!

Ingredients:
Re-fried Pork-rinds, Bacon fat, Sugar, MSG, Salt, Smoky flavoring (Liquid smoke; salt, tree oil extracts, lard). with 200% less grains!
Baconmallow ingredients:
Bacon pieces, sugar, fat paste, Corn starch. may contain some pork groin, less than 0.005% marshmallow.

nutritional information:
Transfats: 75%
Normal fats: 0%
Protien: 20%
Sugar: 5%
Vitamins: 0%

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Post Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
The triple bypass special
triple fried doughnut with triple fried chicken filled with cheese and 90 of pounds bacon.


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Post Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
Hog's back-fat; gently roasted with corn starch and corn oil stuffed into a puffy cornbread pastry dripping in cheese of 10 different types. This monster will take more than 2 hands!

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Post Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
so the cereal and the triple bypass special both sound delicious

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Post Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
The gut buster
100 pound burger filled will bacon and 1000 pounds of cheese .


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Post Re: Fat People Food Advertisments
Anything and everything on Epic Meal Time ever should qualify for this and then some more.

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