Link


What I'm thinking, kill a nun, in a ninja, my young chum

What I'm thinking, gang a man, give a man some pie, young chin

what baking here and then, here and then chang-pie, young Chang

what a faking, hear anon, hear anon sunshine, Jontron

Why are face in here unknown, then I'm in Shanghai, Yomuchan

also, next game
Sexkitten: Hong Kong
Our idiot hero needs a long vacation after the last incident.
Perhaps a nice warm tropical paradise or a cool winter wonderland would do.
However, unfortunate circumstances cause him to board the wrong plane, and he is sent off to Hong Kong!


BGM 1 - Fucking guess.

Here you're not only easily killed, you will be cooked and served in a hotpot.

hero meets ALTTP link in mcdonnalds there. joke; idiot hero meets Hero of legend.


Talk to him the first time "......"
you "WHAT THE FUCK WHY DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK!?"

Link: "WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME DUCHEBAG!, I have no fuckwrench of an idea how I ended up in this fucked-up place or who in titbitch's name you are, but Mcdonnalds seems the safe house here. Look, the quests here can get you killed, but the girls are hot and suck pole so I'm not complaining. by the way dude you look like a fucking dog or some shit, you should seriously get washed up or people will try to cook you here, I mean for meth's sake you pingas monkey they eat dog here!"

you: "yeah... now I can tell why you never speak in games."

Link: "Well Excuuuse me duchebag! why does everyone keep saying that!? is this some nut wrenching practical joke!? all the ladies back in my world love the way I speak, except Zelda that is, but I learned to talk different to her and banged that fuck out of that shit."

narrative: "It looks like he doesn't have anything helpful other than information, you decide to leave him alone"


The second time you talk to him

Link: "you dumb shit.. you fucking forgot what I said didn't you, I'll lay it out for you piss nugget; Mcdonnalds = Safe, quests = live/die, get a fucking bath or they'll mistake you for a dog and there's restaurants that specialize in stray dog here."

Third time:

you: "I..."

Link: "you want my help, don't you? fine then answer my questions correctly and I'll see what I can do"

Question 1: "what animal represents my mentality and inner being?"
1; wolf [wrong]
2; bird [ fuck no]
3; dragon [ nice but no]
4; Simon belmont? [thats not an animal stupid, how the fuck did you know the adventures of simon was my favorite comic series!?]

hidden answer; Rabbit [Damn right!, cause I like me a harem! I'll fuck all the ladies! mac daddy link! Yo!]

you: "I can tell you're trying to blend in with the way people speak here but stop.. seriously, it's not working"

Link: ok then next question, what color represents my inner being best?
1: green Duh!
2: red like a dogs dick
3: white
4: brown like shit

in the top left of the text box the normal corner is replaced by a pink square [ correct]

link: fuck, how'd you know that!

you: "simple pink is the color attributed to pussy something you obviously live your whole life for"

Link: Ok Ok you pass. I was gonna ask you if you knew a way out of here, but never mind. what can I do for you?

Options;
1: Complete a quest for me, I don't want to die. [warning link wont hesitate to take hentai or sex rewards instead of you]
2: Switch clothes (if someone is trying to kill you)
3: Got any pictures of your ladies? [But of course! (Hentai Reward)]
4: let me test your magic good [You: OH SHI-! (the number was unfathomable you hope you can be like that someday)]

if you send link on a quest you would die at, he'll complete it and return alive [cause he's fucking immortal] same if you switch clothes if someone is hunting you, link lives they die [Link has infinite do-overs]

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meanwhile if you go to burger king = you die (unless j00 has teh boom sticks and teh lots a magic goodz).

in Burgerking Tingle has captured PedoBear and locked him up (cause pedobear tried to rescue /sex teh lolis) and Tingle and his group are assaulting little boys telling them he is a fairy and wants to go to the world of the fairies with them where he drags them into a closet. in this sick twisted place lolies are held hostage by men in tight neon short-shorts with feather boas. they aren't being sexed, just held captive so they don't tell anyone whats happening to their brothers.

there is also a catholic priest there.

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aw shit what the fuck

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? shen ma?

what wrong yomu? Don;t worry we still are goign to work on your recent idea.

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Reaction of PC as he dies in MacDonalds lol.
We should meld this all into Eastern Rampage.

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Lol seconded, merge into eastern rampage.

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