The pixel plumber on the top of the stack of blocks must conquer the outpost by pulling the flag down, but shit keeps happening and makes him fail.

Your job is to make up scenarios where he fucks up, dies, or all-round fails.

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Post your ideas here.
It's finished!

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he runs to the edge, stops walks back runs and stops again, says aww fuck it. and walks backwards off the screen.

He jumps, but over does it [lost levels style] but tragedy strikes as he gets impaled on the flag pole cause he barely over did it.

He jumps, makes it over the pole but his feet clips the pole and send him into a face plant where he is decapitated by the edge of the fortress.

He jumps makes it over and lands only to have the ground break from beneath him and he falls to his death.

he jumps pulls the flag down, lands safely gets to the doorway and then the ground falls from beneath and he falls to his death.

he jumps pulls the flag down, lands safely, gets to the doorway but a guy with a shotgun inside the fort blows his head off.

he jumps pulls the flag down, lands safely, gets to the door way turns towards the screen gives a victory/peace sign (a zombie walks across the doorway behind him), he walks in, success music plays (the zombie walks back across the door), then the music cuts off, as a blood stained flag rises and a pool of blood flows out the door.

he goes to jump, stops, remembers all these ways he died, gets a shotgun, uses a P power item so he can fly at will, puts on a bullet proof vest and helmet, goes to jump and the princess walks up behind him and taps his shoulder. his jump is messed up, he gets slammed in the nuts by the flag pole, falls on the other side, a guy with a shotgun comes out and shoots him in his exposed back, then a zombie comes out and eats him, then luigi comes gets the princess, they kiss and he fucks her then they leave.

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Fuck yeah!

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oh oh oh his will be fun

he jumps down onto the ground and walks towards the flagpole starts to climb but halfway up a wave of water comes and washes him away

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He runs up the stairs, and stops.
Knuckles's theme from sonic3 plays and knuckles runs out like "Hahahahaha fuck you!" (maybne that dialog isnt final xD) and pulls a lever, collapsing the floor and sending mario into the abyss.

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IT RAINS SUNS.

But Mario doges them all, a la the scrolling shooter boss fights.

Victorious, the plumber struts over to the princess to collect his booty.

Except the princess is really Bowser in disguise.

Bowser has Mario's balls in a vice but here comes Luigi.

Oh wait, Luigi is a total fuck up.

Except when he's racing.

Sadly, he runs down Mario and Peach.

The end.


Here are some sprites by way of The ShyGuy Kingdom: http://tsgk.captainn.net/index.php?p=search&q=mario.

I'd embed them but this post is already image leaden.

MAXIMUM FUCK YEAH. THATS GOING IN THE FINAL SKIT.

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16 skits planned out.

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nice

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1.he jumps, misses the flag and breaks his knees when he hits the ground

2 he grabs the pole then realizes hes in a strip club

3 he begins to run for the flag but is run over by luigi in a mario cart"luigi number one"

4 he runs for the flag and trips off the edge falling to the floor (with his face)

He jumps for the flag but a freaking metroid grabs his head and eats him.

Samus Aran then consoles a grieving Princess Peach. You may define "console" however you wish, some ideas are regular pat on the back, male strippers, lesbian orgy, feeds to Metroid Prime, plays Mario Kart.

Sprites to use:

God I love old sprites. So easy to work with.

What's a transparency?

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We're using nullstandard so its fine.

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animating a new part now.

18 out of 20 done. GG team!

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