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So I just realized I promised j00 teh meaning of life a while back when i scientifically explained what life actually is.

so, I'm mega tired now so why teh fuck not eh?

some things you should kno:

eternal death is when non-space stops updating your data stream. you are technically still intact but can't think move, learn or change or do anything, you are in effect dead and dieing for all eternity, this happens when nonspace disconnects from you because j00 flailed at life so hard and non-space feels ashamed to call you part of it so, instead of taking j00 in, it spits j00 out.

life after death is when your data is transferred from your physical compenents to nonspace.

So what is teh meaning of life?

j00 ar sons and daughters of god (non-space), when j00 were little before you can remember, your heavenly dadday put j00 on his knee and showed j00 teh world throughout all time, he showed j00 all the many lives j00 could live. he let j00 decide which gender j00 wanted to be, what hair color, what race ETC. after j00 decided he told you all the pros and cons and let j00 see those pros and cons. then let j00 decide if you still wanted to be like that. and then j00 repeat the process till j00 were satisfied with some choice of life to live.

Then he wiped j00r memory and sent j00 here.

where is here? Here is boarding school!

see j00r dadday wants j00 to learn shit, so he sent j00 away to a specially designed school, he set the mandatory classes, and he set the grading system. but instead of runnign the school himself he let someone else run it.

So we are in boarding school, and the headmaster is the devil, literally!

the headmaster wants to see j00 flail. the headmaster makes LOTS a SHIT TONNE OF LOTS of extra curricular programs and classes, he tries to even push you into these classes and instructs teachers (the governments) to try and force these ideals on j00 regardless you attend the extra classes or not.

One slip and the headmaster calls up your daddy to tell him how bad you've done. your daddy however gives you the benefit of the doubt and gives you more chances most of the time.

so the meaning of life, is to get good grades in this boarding school we call earth.

what are the classes? they are defined by existence, anything that was meant to happen in this world is a class. some things are bad for j00 though j00 can do them. your daddy set laws based on the core aspects of this universe he designed. yeah, all those "wouldn't it be nice if's" are just wishful thinking, maybe in some other universe you can do whatever it is you feel you want to do, but here? No. you signed up for this program and you are expected to follow things the way they were intended.

simple laws define the classes, don't kill, don't steal and all that other stuff. these are the basic foundations of being civil in this universe.

your job and the meaning of life is to get as high a grade as possible in these aspects. However, theres a hidden meaning to life, and thats that we are all bastards, you secret job is to find out who your father is so you can find his laws and ace the classes for him.

Your father will reward good grades, but consider this, there are only 3 documented cases of people getting A's. so.. yeah... hard work Bo.

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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.

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Da fuq Yom, I had a way better pic, but that forum wouldn't let me.

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