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 So I uh.. uh. I..... CAME IN MY FUCKING EYE
I WAS FAPPING AND APPARENTLY EJACULATED AT SUCH INTENSITY THAT THE TRAJECTORY OF MY CUM LINED UP WITH MY OCULAR REGION AT HIGH VELOCITY

I ALSO GOT SOME IN MY FUCKING HAIR

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Post Re: So I uh.. uh. I..... CAME IN MY FUCKING EYE
AFHSCUMINHEREYE is now a cheat code for a certain sex kitten game, to be released soon.

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Post Re: So I uh.. uh. I..... CAME IN MY FUCKING EYE
And people questioned why I fap while wearing protective goggles...

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I can see new things now, things I've never been able to see before.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Post Re: So I uh.. uh. I..... CAME IN MY FUCKING EYE
God 0f Fuck. wrote:
I WAS FAPPING AND APPARENTLY EJACULATED AT SUCH INTENSITY THAT THE TRAJECTORY OF MY CUM LINED UP WITH MY OCULAR REGION AT HIGH VELOCITY

I ALSO GOT SOME IN MY FUCKING HAIR


Been there, done that, many times. but the question is, did it hit the pillow behind your head? or did it hit the headboard? did it make an impact sound when it hit? and did you cum buckets?

also what were you fapping to?

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Post Re: So I uh.. uh. I..... CAME IN MY FUCKING EYE
God 0f Fuck. wrote:
I can see new things now, things I've never been able to see before.


Hmm... hmmm...

*Yom adjusts his labcoat and nods quietly*
Yes, that's the first stage of effects that start up during an eye pregnancy. Take lots of fluids and such. I recommend lemonade or pineapple juice to keep yourself hydrated until birth. For eye cramps, use this sauna-warmed towel. Come back when your pregnancy hits second stage - you'll know it when it happens. I think you'll give birth around 9 months from now if things go well.

... put your damn wallet back in your pocket. Healthcare's free in FH City, ya know?

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Post Re: So I uh.. uh. I..... CAME IN MY FUCKING EYE
YomToxic wrote:
God 0f Fuck. wrote:
I can see new things now, things I've never been able to see before.


Hmm... hmmm...

*Yom adjusts his labcoat and nods quietly*
Yes, that's the first stage of effects that start up during an eye pregnancy. Take lots of fluids and such. I recommend lemonade or pineapple juice to keep yourself hydrated until birth. For eye cramps, use this sauna-warmed towel. Come back when your pregnancy hits second stage - you'll know it when it happens. I think you'll give birth around 9 months from now if things go well.

... put your damn wallet back in your pocket. Healthcare's free in FH City, ya know?


So THATS how I got that eyepatch in my official art.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Post Re: So I uh.. uh. I..... CAME IN MY FUCKING EYE
joshex wrote:
God 0f Fuck. wrote:
I WAS FAPPING AND APPARENTLY EJACULATED AT SUCH INTENSITY THAT THE TRAJECTORY OF MY CUM LINED UP WITH MY OCULAR REGION AT HIGH VELOCITY

I ALSO GOT SOME IN MY FUCKING HAIR


Been there, done that, many times. but the question is, did it hit the pillow behind your head? or did it hit the headboard? did it make an impact sound when it hit? and did you cum buckets?

also what were you fapping to?

Its called cock hero, there are tons of them and I'm a master at them.
Yes it hit the pillow behind my head.
I sure made an impact sound when it hit.
Of course I came buckets, it was actually a pretty substantial mess to clean up.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Post Re: So I uh.. uh. I..... CAME IN MY FUCKING EYE
God 0f Fuck. wrote:
joshex wrote:
God 0f Fuck. wrote:
I WAS FAPPING AND APPARENTLY EJACULATED AT SUCH INTENSITY THAT THE TRAJECTORY OF MY CUM LINED UP WITH MY OCULAR REGION AT HIGH VELOCITY

I ALSO GOT SOME IN MY FUCKING HAIR


Been there, done that, many times. but the question is, did it hit the pillow behind your head? or did it hit the headboard? did it make an impact sound when it hit? and did you cum buckets?

also what were you fapping to?

Its called cock hero, there are tons of them and I'm a master at them.
Yes it hit the pillow behind my head.
I sure made an impact sound when it hit.
Of course I came buckets, it was actually a pretty substantial mess to clean up.


Aww, I was gonna make a lame dbz joke....

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OH WOW. TMI. Can't even imagine an eye pregnancy...

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OH WOW. TMI. Can't even imagine an eye pregnancy...


a third eye, huh. THIS IS HOW ANIME...

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Parpol wrote:
Natsuki wrote:
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YomToxic wrote:



OH WOW. TMI. Can't even imagine an eye pregnancy...


a third eye, huh. THIS IS HOW ANIME...


Good ol' FH. cooki:

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YomToxic wrote:
Parpol wrote:
Natsuki wrote:
God 0f Fuck. wrote:



YomToxic wrote:



OH WOW. TMI. Can't even imagine an eye pregnancy...


a third eye, huh. THIS IS HOW ANIME...


Good ol' FH. cooki:


Wow that is an excellent top shelf sample of my silence in that quote over there.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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God 0f Fuck. wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
Parpol wrote:
Natsuki wrote:
God 0f Fuck. wrote:



YomToxic wrote:



OH WOW. TMI. Can't even imagine an eye pregnancy...


a third eye, huh. THIS IS HOW ANIME...


Good ol' FH. cooki:


Wow that is an excellent top shelf sample of my silence in that quote over there.


Clearly you're drunk off your tits. Its a dual-barreled laser hardpoint.

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