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madassgamer
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HOLY SHIT NEWS #3
Hello and welcome to the 3rd edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS where we covers some... HOLY SHIT news. Let's dive into the pool of shit this week.
-1st on the list is Alan Rickman being a part of what I like to call the "69 curse" and not even the good 69! Notice how everyone between 68 - 70 years old is dying of fuckin' cancer! Lemmy, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, my grandmother! HOLY FUCK! In all seriousness though, R.I.P to everyone and cancer can FUCK OFF!!!
-Next up is Microsoft discontinuing Windows 8... What?! Okay, I know nobody like that stinky turd of a fuckin' OS, but it's still up to date. You're telling me you can still support that pile of vomit taking a shit in a puddle of piss known as Windows Vista, but discontinue 8? What's the goddamn logic in that!? Is this to push Windows 10 down our throats? Windows 10 can FUCK OFF! I don't want Bill Gates to jack off to a video of a hot chick getting ass banged ON MY COMPUTER!!! Goddamn, you spying mother fuckers! Is privacy not a thing anymore? Until they remove that spyware shit, Windows 10 can suck my ASS!!! XP > 10
-Tonight is the Democratic debate and it's the same as the Republican debates, A bunch of old nutjobs arguing about shit! Let's hope our new president will be competent and can help build a better nation and a brighter future. If the cocksucker(s) can't, fuck it! We'll buy our own goddamn land and call it "Forkheadia" or something! #McSlut4prez2016!
-Finally, a lawsuit has risen to remove "In God we trust" off the US Currency. Who in the goddamned shitty dickle wiggle fuck gives an elephants first shit about that!? You could be complaining about other important shit like education or some shit, but nope, let's bitch about the goddamn dollar bill! Are people offended by EVERYTHING NOW?! What's next, are people going to boycott Burger King and/or Dairy Queen because their names are King/Queen and not people?! Come the fuck on people. Why would the U.S change something so trivial on a piece of paper that you're gonna buy a bag of fuckin' Ruffles for? Y'all motha fuckas need a damn Windmill to the head!
That's it for the latest edition of "HOLY SHIT NEWS", This madassgamer outta da buildin' nigga!
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Odin Anarki
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS #3
BITCH I WAS JUST READIN NEWS NUMBER 2
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Odin Anarki
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS #3
Man I actually love my heavily modified version of windows 8, how do I know that windows 10 is going to be able to be modified to my exact specifiations?
While forkheads taking over the government is by and above beyond the best possible solution out there. Bernie on the side of the democratic debates actually matters and everyone else is just an regular old nutjob.
Bernie is an old nutjob in the sense that he's actually going to try to change the us positively. lol if you look at our record the last dude crazy as him was fdr.
youd be suprised how many people here aren't from america.
Honestly, I approve them removing in god we trust from the dollar... thats representative of something else... that athiest actually have some pulling power in how things happen despite unfortunately being only a little less then 20% of the nation.
Secularization and deemphasization of religion is always a good thing.
But t would be far more important for us to overhaul our money system and base it on gold again.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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God 0f Fuck. wrote: Bernie is an old nutjob in the sense that he's actually going to try to change the us positively. lol if you look at our record the last dude crazy as him was fdr. I will say that Bernie is an exception. So far I would rather vote for him that anyone else imo.
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS #3
Don't vote, no point, just prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Define "politics" and you'll see how little point there truly is to joining in the masquerade.
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Odin Anarki
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fluffy wrote: Don't vote, no point, just prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Define "politics" and you'll see how little point there truly is to joining in the masquerade. no everyone really should vote for bernie
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS #3
And this is why I'm sticking to my windows 7
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS #3
Windows 8 wasn't that bad, aside from the retarded windows phone menu part.
Windows 7 is still best, though. You can block the traffic to microsoft servers. (which you very much should, because all those privacy issues in windows 10 are added in the latest updates in windows 7)
Just start getting used to using Linux for private stuff, and start thinking of windows as a public square where everyone can see you, so you better put on some clothes.
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS #3
fuck clothes, they will see me nude!!
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS #3
I'll just hide in one of these.
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YomToxic wrote: I'll just hide in one of these. TACHIKOMA! Gee yomu, you're a real mecha fan huh?
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I see you're a real fan of not-knowing-what-the-shit-you're-looking-at. That is a T08A2 R-3000 ALAKUNEDA main battle tank. It would rip tachikomas to tear-jerking shreds.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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