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| Author: | madassgamer [ Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | HOLY SHIT NEWS! #6 |
Welcome to the 6th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS! Let's see what today holds. -First and most obvious today is the biggest time of the year, COMMERCIALTHON.... I mean the S-S-S-S-SUPAH BOWL!!! Let's be honest though, a lot of us watch it only for the commercials. Anyway, it's the Goddamn Panthers vs. The mother fucking Broncos! I think the Broncos are gonna fuck the panthers in the ass... NO LUBE!!! -Next up in the world of UFC, Phil "CM Punk" Brooks will fight Mickey Gall in his UFC debut. About fucking time! I've been waiting since fuckin' 2014, but he's gonna fight Mickey Gall?! Nigga, I'm still waiting for CM Punk to fight Tommy from Power Rangers (yes, that was supposed to happen)! -This may not be HOLY SHIT news (or news for that matter) to people, but Jim Gaffigan will be replacing Norm MacDonald as the role of Colonel Sanders. With all these fake ass Colonel Sanders running around, I think they should dig up the real Colonel Sanders's corpse and give them fuckin' posing fake ass Colonels a Windmill! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!! -Finally, are you the typical white girl who has an iPhone? Is your iPhone all fucked up from you dropping it from taking instagram photos of your Latte from Starbucks? Do you need money for a new phone, despite the fact that you just got it and your dad paid for it? Well, now all your problems are gone! Apple stores are now taking trade in's for fucked up iPhones. I don't know how much, but fuck it! All your 1st World Problems are over! Next time if you have a cracked screen, BUY A FUCKIN' CASE YOU IDIOTS!!! This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna get fat at the S-S-S-S-SUPAH BOWL party!!! |
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| Author: | arch_enemy [ Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #6 |
i only watched the super bowl when the saints played... the party had great jambalaya  and the half-time show was the who and the saints won other than that one time i don't watch football on tv it's okay when you're watching it at the stadium but on tv it's boring and impossible to tell what's going on
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| Author: | KingGMY [ Mon Feb 08, 2016 7:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #6 |
The broncos defense raped cam sooooo fucking hard.... |
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