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Welcome to the 7th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS! Let's pull out the shovel and dig up the shit.

-HOLY SHIT! IT'S VALENTINES DAY AND WHO GIVES A FUCK! Don't feel :fag on this day, because nobody fuckin' loves you any other fuckin' day and either way you lose today. If you're fuckin' single, you lose, because you're a lonely virgin today, but if you're in a relationship, guess what? YOU STILL FUCKIN' LOSE! Why? Because you have to buy your lover a stupid ass gift that you already did not even 2 months prior on Christmas. Lastly, IT'S NOT A REAL GODDAMN HOLIDAY! Lesson, fuck Valentines Day and don't feel like a little cunt! Also, they made another holiday today called "Singles Awareness Day"... Next!

-Mattel has announced at the New York Toy Fair that they're bringing back "ThingMaker" as a 3-D printer! HOLY FUCK! If they go far enough with it, we could possibly make our own dildo's with it! FUCK YOU HIGH PRICED FLESHLIGHTS!!! The catch is that you have to used an app with it, which kinda limits you a bit. However, I'm hoping they could add a feature to the app to where you could import your own custom designs. WE COULD MAKE MILLIONS OFF OF SLUTTY MCSLUT FIGURES AND SEX TOYS!!! :face cooki:

-Joaquin Garcia was fined €27,000 for failing to show up to work at his water treatment plant job in Cádiz for 6 years, nigga, 6 YEARS!!! He was going to receive a long-term service award, but they found out that he has been absent for 6 DAMN YEARS!!! How the fuck did no one notice? Either way, that's some impressive shit!

-Finally, seeing as how this edition is pretty short, I'll add a movie review to this. Today's movie is Deadpool. It's a funny as hell, action packed, entertaining movie! 5 outta 5 nigga go see it!

So there ya go, this is madassgamer and I think I may need to do HSN mutilple times a week for more news!

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But not Drunk in Public.
Aint that Sumthin.
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Buttercup.
Or Dumpling.
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One More Time.
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Cause he
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My credit.
On that wetness.
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It Just Aint Right
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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #7
I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble Doublin.
I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble Doublin.
Punk in Dublin.
But not Drunk in Public.
Aint that Sumthin.
Aint Sumpin Sumpin.
Buttercup.
Or Dumpling.
Put shame to Thomas Mutton.
Cause he
Ain't got nuthin on my
Gluttonous Nutting.
One More Time.
Put shame to Thomas Mutton.
Cause he
Ain't got nuthin on my
Gluttonous Nutting.
Fuck Supervisor.
Tough it.
Out Running.
In Gunning.
Queen Hunting.
Reed Drumming.
Red Rumming.
Read the announcement.
I'm Coming.
For your Head.
Feed your Head.
The black rabbit said.
Feed your Bed.
With your thread.
Stick the Needle in.
It's not a threat.
Play with your Pet.
Read the announcement.
I'm Coming.
For your Head.
Feed your Head.
The black rabbit said.
Feed your Bed.
With your thread.
Stick the Needle in.
It's not a threat.
Play with your Pet.
You Won't Regret it.
I bet.
My credit.
On that wetness.
In your debt.
It Just Aint Right
Because it's left.
I'll take that theft
And spend my
Heaven Coins.
On Sex.
So fucking what if I get set on fire
I hired a maid.
I wired a great sum of
hentai to your Place
Weather: Breathless
whether you taste
weapons of disgrace
or virtues of sin.
Within.
Trust me you'll like it in my cage.
I know you miss those crazy eights.
And those streets of rage.
And those wars we raged.
Paged one. Booked Seven.
The triforce holds the weight of a thousand suns.
Pick a date.
A F H
Has taken over your entire Boards.
With no less than a hundred cords.
But no more than one chord.
And still a god Bored.
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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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