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Whalecum to the 11th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS!

- A video surfaces of a Kellogg's worker pissing on the assembly line. Well shit! It supposedly happened back in 2014 at their Memphis facility, but still. I could've been eating fuckin' Rice Pisspy Treats! Despite being from 2 years ago, they just found out about it yesterday, and the FDA is starting a criminal investigation. Not only fuckin' that, but Kellogg's has stated that this may have happened during a labor dispute between them and the workers. In that case SETTLE THE SHIT OUT AND NOT HAVE THEM PISS IN MY FOOD YOU CUNTS!

- Donald Trump wants his protesters arrested and will press charges on them. Yes, you've read that right. People who protest his speeches will have charges pressed against them for "Interrupting" him. The shit?! Aside from the violence, isn't that a violation of their 1st Amendment rights to speak their opinion? In that case Trump is a dumbass. However, this could be a misunderstanding to prevent violence to others or some shit, but it sounds like Trump want to press charges against protesters disagreeing with him. Nigga this is America!

- I know there's not much news on here, but we're in for a treat tonight. Monster Jam recalls their pink stuffed truck for having a heart symbol. So now we're thinking this is all SJW bullshit, right? Nope! It turns out, it is the "girl lover" symbol. A symbol used by pedophiles to signal that the girl is "Ready to be traded for sex". XD WHAT?! How the fuck did this shit happen, bro?! Pedophile's have been running amok lately on HOLY SHIT NEWS, Jared Fogle, that one dude who wanted to fuck babies, the priest in Altoona, this! Jesus Christ man, enough with the literal fucking of children!


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I swear, these assholes are bring all lolicons worldwide down....

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