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Author:  n0th1n [ Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:52 pm ]
Post subject:  I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...

I'm sure many of you know the feeling, or don't because you've never had a girlfriend.

Of course, for me, it's because I got married, so I have a wife which is like an upgrade form, but still.

Author:  KingGMY [ Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:53 pm ]
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Fuck. You.

Author:  fluffy [ Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:17 pm ]
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Been married eight years. In the middle of a divorce. Looking forward to finding my next girlfriend. I have no idea what all the fuss is about, I'm never doing this again.

Author:  joshex [ Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:20 pm ]
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n0th1n wrote:
I'm sure many of you know the feeling, or don't because you've never had a girlfriend.

Of course, for me, it's because I got married, so I have a wife which is like an upgrade form, but still.


Didn't anyone tell you not to install the service package upgrade Wife 1.0 from Girlfriend #.0?

meh what am I talking about, none of us listen to that shit. here I am saying it yet I'd still do it if given the chance.

Author:  Parpol [ Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:14 am ]
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I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)

Author:  LordofFlames [ Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:16 am ]
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I've been married, had a kid, had a short fling with another lady after that, but since eh..... I just don't feel like putting energy into it anymore. I've finally turned my life back and done some proper fighting IRL, so I'm going to be picky with my future gal, if any. I mean I've lost a shitton of weight and have money in the bank, why would I want to ruin that? Not all women are destructive like that of course, hence me becoming picky :P

Author:  n0th1n [ Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:38 pm ]
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Parpol wrote:
I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)


My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference.

Author:  Parpol [ Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:49 pm ]
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n0th1n wrote:
Parpol wrote:
I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)


My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference.


they're all pretty nice :face

Author:  KingGMY [ Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:23 pm ]
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And with the silent rage of a thousand moons..... Fuck. You.

Author:  fluffy [ Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:47 am ]
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Hey, leave the moon out of this. What did the moon ever do to you? You made her cry, good job.

Author:  n0th1n [ Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:40 pm ]
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The moon has done a lot of damage with those waves and such.

Author:  KingGMY [ Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:40 pm ]
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Ever heard of Majora's Mask?

Author:  fluffy [ Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:03 pm ]
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You're all fucking heartless fucks. Eat a dick, choke on it, die, go to hell, and get throat-raped by pigs. Lots of pigs in hell.

Author:  icarus0315 [ Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:07 am ]
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n0th1n wrote:
Parpol wrote:
I've had a japanese GF for 10 months now.

one-upping all of you :pirate

(because japanese)


My wife is Chinese. We can debate which kind of far-east Asian is better I guess, or whether it makes a difference.



k then how about Korean?

Author:  Pantsman [ Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:49 pm ]
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KingGMY wrote:
Ever heard of Majora's Mask?


Its a secret, but the moon is actually Hanzo.

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