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Hell-o and whalecum to the 12th edition of HOLY SHIT NEWS! And what stories we've got tonight!

-Hulkamania is running wild again after he won against Gawker for $115 million for leaking his sex tape (which he didn't know he was being recorded). I'm happy about this, because sites like Gawker, Jezebel, and Kotaku suck, so the the last 2 sites keep it up, Hulkamania will run wild on them, BROTHER! Also, please WWE, bring him back! I want my fuckin' Hollywood Hogan figure!!!

-Sony is planning to develop a new version of the PlayStation 4 dubbed the "PS4.5". The main difference is that it has better processing and graphical capabilities to support the PlayStatio VR. Holy Fuck! How many damn consoles do I have to fuckin' buy to play my games! I hope you don't have to buy another console to play a game *cough*3DS*cough*

-Speaking of console upgrades, it looks like the Xbox One needs an upgrade more than the PS4. The game Quantum Break according to the developer runs at 1080p, while the actual game runs at 720p. Nigga, this is some Xbox 360 shit here XD! Like what is this? 2009?

-35 year old Tasha Hatcher of Glen Rose is being charged with injury to child by putting her 2 year old in the oven. The said child has 2nd to 3rd degree burns. What the fuck is up with putting their kids in the oven? Do they just randomly mistaken their fuckin' kid for a damn turkey or something?! This tranny Quentin Tarantino looking bitch needs to be put in the damn oven! Or better yet, lock her and Casey Anthony up with our good friends Bill Cosby and Jared Fogle to give them some company or some shit!

-Lastly, we've lost another person, Joe Santos passed away 2 days ago from a heart attack. He was in "The Rockford Files" and a few episodes of "Magnum P.I." and "The Soprano's". He was 84 years old. R.I.P

This is the madassgamer and I'm going to try to convince 2016 to stop killing everyone.

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No, 2016 will continue to kill in order for my master plan to work.

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