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Hell-o and Whalecum to the 14th edition of the weekly Forkheads news post.

-HOLY SHIT! IT'S WRESTLEMANIA TIME!!! Despite all the top talents being injured (John Cena, Seth Rollins, etc.) I'm hoping WM this year will be good. As much as I want to see Shane take control of RAW, I still want to see my nigga Undertaker win. Ambrose vs. Lesnar in a No DQ match sounds badass, again, my money's on Lesnar! A.J. Vs. Jericho I believe it will be a great match, Let's hope the Diva's division gets better, and of course, Reigns vs. Triple H. I still have hope for this PPV, but let's hope it doesn't suck shitty donkey anus!

-A day ago, actor Mike Smith (Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys) was arrested in L.A on suspicion of misdemeanor battery and was released hours later on a $20,000 dollar bail. On the TPB website, he denied any wrong doing, as well as the victim saying it was a heated dispute. All of which can be seen here: http://www.trailerparkboys.com/#!/news/Trailer-Park-Boys-Statement Still, if he hit her or not, Bubbles isn't afraid to choke a biatch.

-In the auto industry, Tesla has unveiled the long awaited Model 3 sedan, and HOLY SHIT is it nice! It is also pretty quick, hitting 0 - 60 in under 6 seconds. It's also stated that the car will go 215 miles per charge, and is designed to be a 5 star safety rated car with all the safety features with it, including Tesla's new AutoPilot feature where the car drives it's self. Holy Sweet Jesus Titties, Batman! The car will start at $35,000, which is quite a bit cheaper than their other models. However, it won't be released until late 2017. HOLY FUCK! Hope the wait is worth it.

- Pittsburgh News Anchor, Wendy Bell was fired for racist comments on Facebook as seen here in this pic. Image I personally don't give a 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot shit about this, but I just wanted to bring up the fact that I don't give a fuck if you're the daughter of Wendy and the Taco Bell dog, Holy Shit News is best news, and she can join the KKK with Hogan and Deen! Forkheads > All!

-Finally, Zaha Hadid died of a heart attack at 65. In 2004, she became the first woman to win the Pritzker Prize. FUCK, 2016! CHILL NIGGA, CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna spend all day watching Wrestlemania!

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She can come work at HOLY SHIT NEWS.

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She didn't say anything wrong from my standpoint

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YomToxic wrote:
She can come work at HOLY SHIT NEWS.



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