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| Author: | madassgamer [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | HOLY SHIT NEWS! #15 |
Hell-o and Whalecum to HOLY SHIT NEWS! The only News that'll make you say HOLY SHIT! -Happy 64th Birthday to Steven Seagal! Why am I starting News off with a birthday? Because it's fuckin' Steven Seagal! Never question Steven Mother Fucking Seagal! -Toyota announces their plan to open research lab in Ann Arbor, Michigan for Self-Driving Cars. HOLY SHIT! Looks like we're steps closer to having our own Knight Rider car! Toyota also mentions that the said lab will open in June and will study artificial intelligence for the development of autonomous driving. Along with that, The company also has two other U.S. facilities to research advanced car technologies. The system is dubbed the "Guardian Angel" system and will protect the driver from a crash by taking over, then when it's all clear, the controls go back to you. Sounds badass, but let's hope it's not going to cost over $100,000 or some shit! -A man and a woman were found dead in a cabin in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. The cause of death is still unknown, but officials said they do not suspect foul play. What makes this story HOLY SHIT NEWS? Well, they died in a Hot Tub. A fuckin' Hot Tub! Like, was the damn thing too hot and pretty much cooked them alive or some shit? Was the Hot Tub possessed by a dead murderer? Like what the hell, nigga?! If they don't find out what happened, this could make a bizarre ass episode of Unsolved Mysteries. -Finally, A Man breaks into a Washington, D.C location of Five Guys late at night, but instead of stealing money, the guy made himself some burgers. XD This is some funny shit right here! I guess the Hamburglar got sick of Ronald's shit so he went to Five Guys, they have better burgers anyway. Like, who was this guy? Tony from Deadly Adventure? They should turn this shit into a movie! This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna steal some food from a closed restaurant! |
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| Author: | arch_enemy [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #15 |
five guys is expensive as fuck tho... |
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